Bad Ass Flight Attendant

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how a story in the news involving a women being assaulted on a flight might have gone differently if Lisa was the flight attendant on duty.

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00:00we talked about this story a little while ago now a detroit woman says that she was sexually

00:16assaulted on a delta flight and she's suing them now for 10 million dollars when we heard about

00:21the case we're like man she's got a case oh yeah and i guess other people realize that too but

00:26this is the dude you may recall like he was up in first class i guess jerking it and they didn't do

00:32anything they just they didn't tell him to stop and then he walked back into the cabin he sat down

00:36beside this woman right i feel like you can do anything you want in first class like if you

00:40want if i wanted to jerk it in there no i'm pretty sure you can't think i'm allowed so if this is as

00:45this woman claims it was she's gonna get a lot of money well i mean delta's response i feel i mean

00:52they're saying that delta should have stepped in and stopped him then you got a flight attendant

00:55who's got to deal with the jerker right right but i guess at the end of the day they're on duty

01:00it's their responsibility threaten to land that plane yeah we're gonna land this if you don't put

01:05your dick back on your pants that was like a four time man

01:18she was trying to not let the other passengers hear don't put your dick in your pants you're going to take

01:26this plane down right now she's saying it with a smile too it seems like so like everyone in the

01:32background who can't really see just looks like oh she's just smiling at this guy must want some

01:37peanuts or something hey but could you put your dick in your pants or we're gonna have to land this

01:41plane right now put the dick away put it away i'll snap your goddamn neck get your hands off this big

01:49little lady

01:50how attracted you are to bigger wing but put your filthy hands off

01:59talking around with your dick

02:01out of a plane full of cheerleaders which is crazy yeah yeah yeah she was assaulted yeah so he was

02:14sitting in first class originally right was that yeah that's a jerking it we had heard i think

02:18allegedly yeah to put that drink cart right there where he couldn't have got back yeah stay up in

02:24first class

02:24i'll pour coffee on your dick

02:26i have a burnt dick you want that i spilt the coffee yeah i'll steam that dick right off you

02:32let me just go get a napkin for you can i get you some cookies

02:36lisa is a badass

02:40lisa's not fooling around when it comes to dick business no she is not she went to a real like a

02:47real place yeah she did yeah she got real close to the mic for the other passengers she's very

02:52professional think lisa has dreamed about being a flight attendant you are you are you're right

02:58you're so right she dreamed of being vanna white i'm sure she dreamed of being

03:01oh yeah that was my plans after high school of course i could travel around yeah yeah when she

03:08realized she couldn't be vanna white then flight attendant was next yeah and then she's now here

03:11with us yeah saying similar things

03:15don't make me embarrass you in front of this whole plane

03:26can you imagine lisa honestly i'll tie that thing in a knot i'll tie it right in a knot let's get

03:33these mother who dare explain this mother plane

03:37you go on the announcer the announcing thing and tell her the whole all the passengers

03:44well well well listen up we've just got this creepy dick whipper he's on the plane just stay away

03:54from him i'm don't worry i'm gonna take care of this i'm literally gonna just smash his face

04:01too oblivion with something i just need to find it anyone have a weapon i'm gonna use it on him

04:09he's touching big ladies and he is whipping his dick out he's already just ruined first class

04:20it was great up there i was having a blast up there i normally have a blast in first class

04:27just taking care of all those rich men and i'll tell you he's really put a damper on this flight

04:34so we might have to land and guess where we are right now let's look at greensboro

04:39does anyone here want to land in green i didn't think so i know i don't

04:46no we are on our way somewhere awesome

04:50this guy's gonna force us to land in the what's the next city

04:55louisville kentucky

05:01why would we ever even do that

05:04oh my god this is terrible

05:08i need two of the biggest people on this plane

05:13large men to just come and just beat this man

05:16within an inch of his life thank you so much for flying delta

05:22if you need anything just hit your little

05:27light i'll be back there in a jiffy quick second

05:30also these big white boots

05:36are

05:37not official uniform but

05:41i stepped it up today

05:43lisa like still dresses like it's she's a 1960s

05:52flight attendant because they had the coolest flight attendant here

05:56yeah they definitely look hot

05:57they were the coolest

05:58yeah don't mess with lisa the flight attendant

06:02greensboro

06:03it would have been a different story

06:04it would have yeah you put your goddamn dicks away

06:06yeah

06:08you

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