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Drunk Pilot
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a pilot who was allegedly drunk at Metro Airport prior to a flight which leads to Chuck impersonating an intoxicated pilot.
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A spokesperson at Detroit's Metro Airport has confirmed that an American Airlines pilot
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was taken into custody over the weekend, facing several charges after failing two sobriety
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tests.
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We're black, everybody.
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That's our pilot.
00:28
Is that the pilot?
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That is, yeah.
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You guys.
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What are these things?
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
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Welcome back to the Airlines.
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Is he okay, you guys?
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He's strong.
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I was doing good last night, but I'll tell you what.
00:47
Oh, my God.
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Oh, is he sleeping?
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Yeah, he fell asleep.
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Did he fall asleep?
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We got to get off this plane.
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You guys, this isn't right.
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Hi, everybody.
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Where are we going?
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Oh, no.
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Hey, everybody.
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We're going to Las Vegas.
01:01
Oh, okay.
01:02
It's a Sin City takeover.
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Welcome to American Airlines.
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I'm your pilot.
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And I'm going to be taking you guys to Las Vegas.
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Nevada.
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Oh, dear Christ.
01:14
I don't...
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We're going to be in the United States of America.
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Oh, hey.
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So, you guys just buckle up.
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Buttercock.
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We're going to take off in the next 10 or 15 minutes, okay?
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It's going to fire up these engines.
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We're going to go and play, girl.
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Prep for landing.
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You just said prep for landing, and we haven't taken off.
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Oh, my God.
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No, I just said prep for landing.
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You can hear us right now.
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That's weird.
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That's even weirder.
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Hmm.
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Does he know that's still on?
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I don't think he knows that's still on.
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Boy, I can barely see.
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He did not want us to hear that.
02:04
Oh, boy.
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I really tied one on today, Ralph.
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Is that right?
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Oh, my God.
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I had about 25 drinks.
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One hour.
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25 drinks in an hour.
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That's a lot.
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Welcome to your pilot speaking.
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He did this already.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the pilot's drunkest tail.
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Check us a beer.
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Flight in heaven.
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Listen, your flight in heaven will let you know exactly what you did in Castle Murden
02:42
seeing because of me crashing this plane in the side of that mountain.
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He's just having a rough time right now.
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Listen, I'm going through some stuff, people.
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So, you want another trick?
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I'm going through just a nasty divorce right now.
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Oh, worst.
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And so, yeah.
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Have a couple drinks?
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Yeah.
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Have a couple of drinks.
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Big, what are you going to do?
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Call the cops on me?
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The cops are here.
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I won't be your pilot today.
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Hello, boy.
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All right, five answers.
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We've got to go.
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We've got to go.
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We've got to go.
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We've got to go.
03:30
We've got to go.
03:30
We've got to go.
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We've got to go.
03:31
We've got to go.
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I just threw up in my mouth.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, boy.
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Looks like that's probably it.
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Ben.
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That's the end of that tale.
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It's a hell of a flight to be around.
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It would be crazy to see your pilot arrested.
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Yeah.
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What's going on, man?
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You're trying to get him out?
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We always joke that we think that they're drunk, but.
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Well, I think for a long time, it was just a, like, old school 1950s pilot.
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Oh, that guy.
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He had a cocktail with him right up on the.
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Yeah.
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Like, you heard that.
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They brought him a drink, right?
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Yeah.
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On the rocks.
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You could hear it.
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Attention.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Listen.
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One of you hot asses bring your captain up a Jack and Coke.
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Make it a double.
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He's smoking a cigarette.
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If you guys don't mind, I'm making myself a little.
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A little Frank Sinatra playing in the background.
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It's different.
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It's a little different background.
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We're going to get this plane off the ground in a few minutes.
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Mixing up with Tom Collins.
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It's the 1960s, and we have no regard for human life.
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Dear, we're flying the miracle of life.
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Hey, stewardess, I'm just going to sit in my lap.
05:15
Got a hot ass on you, you know that?
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Tell us, if it sure gets any shorter, I'm going to be seeing your, you know, bits.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to get this party started.
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Remember, smoking is permitted everywhere on this plane.
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It's Martini Hour here on 1960s air.
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What a time to be alive.
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It was different then, man.
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I think it's a different time to fly than it was when Frank Sinatra was ruling the airplane.
05:54
It was right.
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