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Captain Mike Haak
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Southwest Airlines pilot who allegedly would pull his donger out on flights and can't help but notice his name, which is Mike Haak.
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Dave and Chuck the Freaks, pervert of the day.
00:08
Pervert of the day?
00:10
A Southwest Airlines pilot.
00:15
We put a lot of faith in airplane pilots to keep their hands on the controls and not on this.
00:21
A guy named Michael Hack, a pilot for Southwest Airlines, is in some trouble.
00:26
Turns out, back in August, he was flying from Philadelphia to Orlando when he pulled out his junk in the cockpit.
00:39
Just because it's called that doesn't mean you've got to do that.
00:43
Now, they're not saying why he did it or what he did with it once it was out.
00:50
All we know is it was out and his co-workers saw it.
00:54
His name is Mike Hack?
00:56
His name is Mike Hack.
01:04
That's all I thought.
01:09
Have you seen Mike Hack?
01:10
Captain.
01:12
Captain Mike Hack.
01:14
I'm Captain Mike Hack.
01:16
Captain Mike Hack.
01:23
What do you expect from him?
01:27
Oh, man.
01:28
Has anyone seen Mike Hack?
01:31
We just saw it.
01:32
Yeah.
01:35
You mean the pilot?
01:36
He's now facing charges for committing a lewd act.
01:45
He does not fly for Southwest anymore.
01:49
Southwest says he actually resigned before they could do anything about the cockpit exposure incident.
01:55
But they say they're now cooperating with appropriate outside agencies as they investigate.
02:02
So his co-pilot saw it, obviously?
02:05
Or maybe a flight attendant if somebody hadn't taken off yet?
02:09
I don't know, but his co-pilot saw it right next to him.
02:12
Could have been a female co-pilot, too.
02:15
This man's slim, but could.
02:17
Or he could have been into his male co-pilot.
02:17
I don't know.
02:18
I knew a girl that became a...
02:19
No, I mean, it's possible, but I just...
02:22
I don't know.
02:23
Why are you pulling it out?
02:25
You want to see what my cock looks like?
02:26
Yeah.
02:27
I do.
02:27
I've been to have for a long time.
02:30
Let's see if we can...
02:31
That it's big.
02:35
Everyone's looking for him.
02:36
They want to figure out what he looks like.
02:40
I mean, it seems make-believe with a name like that.
02:42
I know it does.
02:44
It's insane.
02:46
It's insane.
02:47
But, I mean, it's everywhere.
02:48
NBC, New York Post.
02:50
They all have it, but we can't.
02:52
We can't get our finger on my cock.
02:58
How could there be no picture of my cock anywhere?
03:03
Yeah, it's weird.
03:04
That's why it seems more make-believe than...
03:09
Southwest Airlines has commented on the story saying that, you know, he...
03:13
We expected better from Captain Mykak.
03:18
That's crazy.
03:22
That's his name.
03:23
Yeah.
03:24
That is crazy.
03:26
It is.
03:27
First thing, jump right into my head.
03:29
Oh, wait.
03:31
Look.
03:32
X-Pilot began, continued, and completed Ludact in Air.
03:37
Oh, no.
03:38
So, he jerked Mykak off.
03:43
No, he didn't.
03:44
No.
03:45
No one did it to him.
03:47
No, he jerked himself off.
03:49
Yes.
03:51
Mykak jerked himself off.
03:53
Yes.
03:55
Look.
03:55
Yeah.
03:56
Prosecutors claim it began, continued, and completed while the aircraft was in flight.
04:00
So, it just struck him.
04:05
Don't trust Mykak.
04:07
You know you can't trust Mykak.
04:11
Mykak.
04:12
That's Mike H-A-A-K.
04:14
Yeah.
04:14
Mykak.
04:15
Michael Hack.
04:16
Yes.
04:18
Known to his friends as Mike.
04:20
Yeah.
04:20
Right.
04:21
Mike.
04:22
Mykak.
04:26
Goodness gracious.
04:27
Captain Mykak.
04:28
Oh, we are infantile.
04:36
It's real silly.
04:37
There's so much more you could say to make more jokes, but you can't.
04:40
I know, but you can't.
04:41
You can't.
04:42
I'm not even joking.
04:43
I'm just saying his name.
04:44
It's tough going through life with a name like Mykak.
04:48
You know what?
04:49
You kind of lived up to it.
04:50
It sounds like it gets to you.
04:52
You snap one day.
04:54
It's on your mind.
04:55
Yep.
04:56
Southwest really kept this information.
05:00
Can you imagine, Chuck, you're a co-pilot.
05:03
Yeah.
05:03
And I'm Captain Mykak.
05:05
Yeah.
05:05
And I take it out.
05:06
I'm like, dude, please put that away.
05:08
And I just like, no, I am horny.
05:12
I'm horny right now.
05:13
I guess.
05:14
Deal with it.
05:16
So he's my buddy.
05:17
Maybe we do this.
05:18
Oh, maybe.
05:19
Maybe we are co-pilots.
05:21
Maybe we are.
05:22
Maybe we are.
05:22
Go by the Harry sack.
05:25
That's right.
05:26
I'm co-pilot Harry, Captain Harry sack.
05:30
Maybe I like to come in for a landing.
05:32
Yeah.
05:33
And I cover for you and you cover for me.
05:35
And we've been doing this for years.
05:37
We are air jerkers.
05:38
But then someone else saw us.
05:40
Right.
05:41
Like a flight attendant blew the whole thing off.
05:44
We've been doing it for years.
05:46
Someone said, warning, don't look on the internet for pics of Mykak.
05:49
Nope.
05:52
You think you, if you're pleasuring yourself, you do it in your pilot voice?
05:58
Some of the things would be grunts in a pilot voice.
06:04
Yeah.
06:05
I mean, that's how they talk.
06:06
Give yourself pilot joy.
06:07
Yeah.
06:08
Sure.
06:10
Jerk it.
06:11
And he goes, there we go.
06:17
Faster.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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