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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave forgot to mention that he saw something really weird yesterday on his way in to work. When he tells everyone he almost stopped to investigate, they reminded him why he should know better.

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00:00um i completely forgot to tell you what happened yesterday morning it was so odd i'm driving on
00:12my shady drive there is a car in the middle of the road running with no one in it hmm
00:19well where like a couple of blocks like so over there yeah oh okay just like in the second to
00:28left lane that guy got taken yeah there's no one in the car it wasn't moving obviously it was parked
00:34but i'm getting yeah you know you're going down the road i'm like what's going on here
00:37yeah i'm starting to slow down a bit i'm like well listen i was driving in and i saw there's
00:41like a little back alleyway and i saw like an ambulance in there i'm like ah someone's dead
00:47in the alley yeah someone's dead in the alley i really consider stopping but then i thought no
00:52i don't think oh my god no but just not like not to get out and investigate but just to
00:58hello hello it worked get him
01:05dave gives a flashlight out he's like investigating dave they they've almost got him yeah no like
01:12honestly these thieves that are after dave's car because that's what it is now i've now i'm convinced
01:17they want dave's car yeah and they're trying to put a scenario that dave will be unable
01:26to help but stop you know that's maybe it maybe somebody wasn't taken i think you're on to that i
01:32think that was uh somebody did that so that somebody like dave would stop would stop and the second dave
01:38stops and take off your clothes give me your keys and then they have your car yeah and then they get
01:45into their car that they just set you up with it's hard to turn off human nature yeah right oh
01:50you have and i'm weak at that time i'm not my my defenses aren't up i'm just driving to work right
01:56you probably can't even slow down i mean even slowing down is probably dangerous yeah all it takes
02:00is a guy to be able to jump out in front of your car with a with a gun what do you do then you just
02:06run them over absolutely i would a gun in my face yeah plow right through yeah you have to yeah
02:12it's me or him yeah i ain't going out like that this is real nice this guy says because of the
02:16way you guys talk i picture dave listening to ace of bass with a sweater wrapped around his neck
02:21while driving to work now oh here i go another good day ahead and i'll wait to get this show fired
02:30up today that's an abandoned vehicle i wonder what is going on there oh wow holy smokes they could be
02:38in danger i should probably slow down i should what is happening oh my god are they are you okay
02:45anyone anyone get out of your big ass truck what strip nude come with us get in the truck
02:55what's all this riff stuff oh what is this song what are you listening to i should just kill you for
03:03this listen to it oh dear god man we better just put him back in right
03:12it's gotta be some kind of security oh no i saw the sign oh that's that's at the ace of bass
03:20shoot it shoot it go kill radio radio jesus christ man you scarier than us
03:30what's wrong with you he must be crazy this ain't even no mixtape or nothing
03:35it's on his it's on his phone it's on his phone he's crazy it's wild
03:43hog time
03:46yeah it's kind of catchy once they start going yeah that's actually why i'm not starting to like it
03:53something gonna fill you up
04:04i don't know the words yet i don't either something gonna feel you up
04:10i don't know the words they're all in dave's clothes
04:19yeah oh look at this i look so good in this button down
04:24check out these john s shoes i got on
04:26damn look at those who knew you'd find size 15s out here
04:31oh man that's crazy they just slip right on
04:34they got buckles on them i haven't seen my shoes with buckles on them before
04:38yeah but it's fake fake buckles he can't even this is velcro
04:41look at what i found in the back here some kind of roman centurion sandals
04:45check with a museum oh look he's got a pair of pants in here that also are shorts if you zip the legs out
04:53i haven't had them in a while
04:56no none of these things you have but
04:58big watch
04:59big watch
05:00whoa
05:01i'm watching the gigantic watches
05:03hey help me carry this watch
05:08look i found his tire lock
05:11damn it
05:17i will not be a victim
05:18taking a stand
05:21throwing off the ace of base
05:22oh man getting robbed brutally to ace of base is a hilarious scenario
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