During a commercial break, Dave was shocked by new guidelines for employees that he read in the company newsletter, and when he started to tell the show about it, they let him know he just fell for an April Fool's Day prank.
02:50people clients and everyone that comes to the door
02:54high and tight haircut I got that I'm good
02:55high and tight haircut I hate to break it
03:01Andy but he's gonna have to get a haircut
03:02high and tight high and tight I hope
03:07everybody's got their goddamn ID badges ready Dave was warning us he was like guys you're not gonna be happy I hate to be I'm always a bearer of bad news and here it goes again he was in that mode he was like I'll let you sit down
03:19I have everybody just I would have loved to see the video of him reading it off his face how angry he is yeah what it was he just skimmed it he went like it's all bullet points I went to the headlines five eight twelve and like each one was worse he's like this goddamn place
03:44they're coming for us
03:46they're coming for us all
03:47Chuck was right
03:49you know why I got him because it's a newsletter
03:53yes exactly
03:55it's official
03:56but I just never would have been
03:58if you trust a company newsletter
03:59it's not like official it's not like this is official business
04:02newsletter my ass
04:04guess what beast called it
04:05you lost this guy
04:06yeah
04:06he'll never read it again
04:08no he won't
04:09he won't
04:09subscription canceled
04:10he won't
04:11I used to trust you
04:12it's blocked
04:13it's blocked
04:13yeah it's blocked
04:14it's blocked
04:14it'll just send her
04:15they're gonna get every month they'll get a this user doesn't exist
04:18all my trust for the Beasley buzz has gone right out the window
04:22where are my bads around the building are you insane
04:28how the hell are you supposed to now listen to music
04:31and program a radio station
04:33there is clearly music being pumped through the hallway so we can tell if there's dead air
04:38how is Andy supposed to get high and tight hair
04:40how is Andy supposed to get high and tight hair
04:43he's gonna be
04:44he's gonna be furious
04:46he's gonna look ridiculous
04:47he's gonna look insane
04:48with high and tight hair
04:50oh my god
04:51my god
04:52damn it
04:53a young Pugsley
04:54this is awful
04:56well got me
04:58got you
04:59yeah
04:59way to go
05:00Mac
05:00you got me
05:01what's crazy
05:02so he's telling me
05:03he's saying all this stuff
05:04I'm like
05:05oh this has gotta be
05:06this has gotta be serious
05:08and then I'm like
05:09wait a second
05:09Dave
05:10Dave
05:12April Fools
05:16April Fools
05:17you know what's crazy
05:19so when you're putting that all together
05:22you're like
05:23well we're gonna do this
05:24we probably won't get anybody
05:26but we'll put it out there
05:28they got Dave
05:30they got
05:30okay
05:3145 seconds till we got on the air
05:33it was like breaking news to me
05:35I'm like
05:35you won't believe this
05:36I read another point
05:37I didn't go into detail
05:38I know
05:39and I fell for it
05:40it was wild
05:41everything lined up to just screw me right in the backside
