Mortuary Pranks

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the craziest thing people have heard of and two callers share their experiences at mortuaries which sparks the idea for a new prank show.

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00:00What's the craziest crap you've heard of?

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00:16Big Trucker

00:17What's up?

00:19Lisa Three-Way

00:20Lisa Three-Way

00:24What is the craziest crap you've ever heard of?

00:28Big Trucker

00:29It's what happened to me.

00:31I was really young at the time, and I got involved with a mortuary service.

00:37So my very first run, we picked up a body from an old folks home

00:41and took it to Wayne State Medical School because they donated their organs.

00:45And so we put the body into the cooler, the locker.

00:50It folded up and regurgitated my buddy's boot.

00:53He was all upset.

00:54The next thing you know, I'm in another room,

00:56and they locked me in it with all these cadavers everywhere.

00:59I freaked out.

01:01And I finally got out.

01:02But I said, I'm not getting in that car again.

01:04You guys, I'm done.

01:05I will not do this again.

01:07They locked him in a car full of dead people?

01:09Wait a second.

01:10A cooler with no bodies, right?

01:11A cooler.

01:12The body regurgitated on?

01:15My buddy, yeah, all over his leg into his boot.

01:17Because when you pass away, all your organs, everything, just lets go.

01:21Right.

01:21And the way we picked the body up, it folded.

01:23We didn't have her.

01:24Oh, so you literally pushed it out of its system.

01:27Oh.

01:27Yes.

01:28God damn you.

01:30It was terrible.

01:31I didn't do it.

01:32But then I kind of freaked out, and I walked into another room,

01:35and they locked me in it, and I was, like, totally freaked out.

01:37When they finally let me out, though, I said, I'm walking home.

01:40I'm done with you guys.

01:41So I never did that again.

01:43I think that was you.

01:44You just saw the tip of the iceberg working at that place.

01:47Yeah, I know.

01:48Obviously, I'm sure they've seen it.

01:49Welcome to another episode of Mortuary Pranks.

01:51Oh, man.

01:53Mortuary Pranks.

01:55We're going to prank these guys today.

01:56Well, it's me again, your host here for Mortuary Pranks.

02:01Today, a brand-new person, Andy Green,

02:03has decided to try and work for us here at the mortuary.

02:07Things aren't going so well.

02:09I better work here.

02:10How's that?

02:11Today, I'm going to secretly have a dead person poop on Andy Green's head.

02:17So you want me to do what?

02:19Just go in here in the cooler here?

02:21Are these dead?

02:21Uh, yes.

02:22Just, um, I'm going to feed the dead down to you.

02:26Okay, you're going to pass the first dead person down to me?

02:30Yep, just push hard on their legs.

02:33Okay.

02:34And then...

02:35Oh, oh, dude!

02:37Yes, yes, yes!

02:39No, no, no, no!

02:41That's dead person poop!

02:43It's in my curly locks!

02:44Yes.

02:46No!

02:47Is this Mortuary Pranks?

02:50You got it!

02:51There's a camera right there!

02:52There's a camera!

02:53There's a camera!

02:54There's a camera!

02:55There's a butthole!

02:55I did not know!

02:57I did not know!

02:59Oh, you are a funny funeral director!

03:02Isn't that funny?

03:03Oh, my God.

03:04Oh, it's so funny.

03:05Join us next week when we get Lisa Way!

03:08This show is wacky!

03:15Weekly sitcom Mortuary Pranks.

03:18That's a weird...

03:19A new take on Candid Camera.

03:21That's a weird one.

03:22Fun with Friends.

03:23Fun with Friends.

03:25That's what it's called.

03:26That's what it's called.

03:27Today on Fun with Friends.

03:32We throw a dead body out of a moving car.

03:37We laugh at the reaction of a person getting puked on.

03:41Hello!

03:42You're elected!

03:44You're the star today!

03:46Smile!

03:47You're on Candid Camera!

03:50With the hocus pocus, you're in hocus!

03:54It's your lucky day!

03:55Oh, it's your lucky day, all right!

03:57We're going to be going into the heart of a morgue

04:00and locking Andy Green in there for 24 hours straight

04:04with one live person pretending to be dead.

04:08Oh!

04:08It's going to be wacky.

04:11I have no idea.

04:14What a weird idea for a prank show.

04:17Well, yeah, I mean...

04:18Mortuary Pranks.

04:19Yeah, it's a horrible...

04:21You'd have to have this kind of...

04:23Oh, for sure.

04:25You got me good, you old funeral...

04:27You're a consumable bitch, you.

04:29I sure did.

04:30Pooped right on his head.

04:32Right on my head.

04:33I cannot believe I was on Fun with Friends.

04:37I cannot believe it.

04:39You got me.

04:40You're such a good sport.

04:42You got me good.

04:44I still got to look for a job, though.

04:46Yeah.

04:46That's no real job.

04:51Not a real job.

04:52Not a real job.

04:53We're not going to pay you for this.

04:54No.

04:56Mortuary Pranks.

04:58Ugh.

04:58James.

04:59Hi, James.

05:00What's the craziest crap you've ever heard of?

05:02Yeah, my buddy was Wayne County Medical Examiner

05:06when the morgue used to be down in Greektown.

05:09And I guess when you die like a male, the gases build up

05:15and your balls and dongs swell up like the size of softballs.

05:19What they would do is stick a catheter down there,

05:22turn the lights off, and light it on fire.

05:24And you'd get a flaming blue flame shooting out of the dead guy's dong.

05:29That was just part of the party games?

05:32See, that's mortuary pranks.

05:34Mortuary.

05:34It's mortuary.

05:35Mortuary pranks.

05:36Hello.

05:36Welcome.

05:37Once again.

05:38Oh, look.

05:38We've got a big, giant, bulbous balls and dick here.

05:43Someone give me a catheter.

05:44We're going to make the blue flame happen again.

05:47It's the old blue flame.

05:48All right.

05:48Light it up.

05:49Light it up.

05:49There we are, too.

05:50Here's your lighter.

05:52Whoa.

05:53That was a big flame.

05:54Oh, it sure was.

05:55Hilarious.

05:57Oh, that guy.

05:58He's dead as hell.

06:00And thank God, because his dick's on fire.

06:05Don't let my dick on fire.

06:07Oh, man.

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