Post Nut Syndrome

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about 'Post-Nut Syndrome' and ask listeners to call-in with their own experiences of feeling depressed and anxious after sex.

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00:00have you heard of post nut syndrome i believe we've talked about it sounds like a cereal

00:11that's what i keep like yeah the taste of post nut syndrome yeah post nuts

00:19i don't know it's you're right i think well post is a cereal maker and they may have something

00:26nuts or something so i'll have a bowl of post nut syndrome it's not what you're talking about

00:30no it's not they're the grape nuts people yeah they are the condition um describes feelings of

00:37anxiety sadness and depression following sex and it's very common among men they say it's any time

00:44i would have ever done it at least a few minutes where you're like what was that i'm terrible

00:49isn't that only when you like awful oh what you think i don't know if i've ever suffered most

00:54guys felt great after yeah i honestly don't know if i've ever suffered from post nut syndrome like

00:59i've never like depression after sex it totally i'm walking on sunshine this is kind of like a

01:03masturbator's remorse when you uh take care of yourself there's something you're not too proud

01:07of you wouldn't want anybody to find out that uh that's what got you to that moment type deal

01:11no i don't have any of that either oh well i guess i

01:14no i mean i'm not therapy i've definitely had the same thing happen i just don't feel any remorse

01:22oh i just run like oh really that's what did it yeah no hope nobody finds my porn history

01:29oh man someone says it sounds just like banging a big chick well i think i mean i'm sure you know

01:37you get a bambino and you're feeling pretty bad about some feelings there i mean um someone else

01:44texted us saying to oh it's real on a coke and booze fueled night i ended up taking down a really

01:51big girl right when i was finished i was so ashamed i said i'm going to the bathroom i ran to my car

01:58leaving my favorite shirt and underwear behind my goodness you left you left his underwear

02:03i still have them put them in a frame i hung them in my living room i'm my greatest lover the one

02:11that got away yeah wow you are cinderella it's like the male cinderella i'm waiting to i make every

02:17guy yeah yeah yeah make some try on yeah put these on try these briefs on too small

02:26too big i'll find my male cinderella cinderella uh next line regular caller uh lou from boston hi

02:37lou hey how we doing doing okay so we're talking about guys that suffer from post-nut syndrome

02:43feelings of anxiety sadness and depression following sex oh my god we're living in a land of wimps i mean

02:50guys you know just just dump the chowder and go girls clamp it down if they don't want it if you're

02:56in there it's because they want it give them what they want right right so lou you've never suffered

03:02from post-nut syndrome right no people are saying never never never right never lou should be a

03:09motivational speaker yeah you know you should i would need to move on yeah all right lou thanks for

03:15calling it yeah i'm gonna get a shirt that says dump the chowder yeah yeah just dump the chowder

03:21lou's never been concerned with the emotional well-being of a woman no no no no i think it's

03:29what we're we're quickly figured out he's like you just don't feel stuff yeah she wants it even though

03:36she said she loved you life's easy when you don't feel anything yeah you can turn off the feelings

03:42it doesn't matter this woman said mine was definitely in the middle like lisa said it was

03:46the first time i had hooked up with this guy we were having missionary about two minutes in he said

03:52are you ready for me to finale oh my god she said i kind of half chuckled and said no but he still did

04:00anyway are you ready for me to finale you're just thinking of the ways to leave to get out of the

04:10place i love that she said no no no no well hold it then okay hold on i'll wait another 10 seconds

04:18you just got yourself 90 more seconds you just bought yourself another 35

04:26oh don't move please don't move oh boy now you've made a liar of me um steve's in massachusetts steve

04:34what was your post-nut syndrome experience this happened uh oh a long this was like 35 years ago i

04:40was in the service and it was a holiday weekend we're walking down the street kind of like cheese

04:44was a an open liquor store and there was this girl walking towards us and i just what happened

04:50to be me i asked so do you know where a liquor store is and she pointed and i guess because it

04:56was me that spoke she kind of latched on to me so the next thing you know i told the other two guys

05:00here's somebody wants to get me some wine i'm going to uh going to go up to the room with her and

05:05and so she had uh when we met she was wearing jeans and the crotch was ripped and she had no

05:10underwear she had a couple of her yeah a couple of her teeth were black this was this was just a

05:16i was young and i was young i had no morals always you know i thought downstairs you know uh then my

05:22my friends show up or if you want to call them friends they show up they got me a bottle of wine

05:27and instead of drinking it i use that as an antiseptic oh my god you just doused your genitals in

05:34wine yeah there's more that was just the beginning of the day but that's that's enough to share with

05:39you guys that's a lot that's a crazy start yeah open crotch and a couple of black teeth

05:45open crotch and black teeth is like the worst pirate yeah it's like two it's like two pirates

05:50like a pirate do i'm open crotch and i'm black

05:56we sail the sea yes plundering pillaging having sex with sailors that's what we love to do the most

06:05it's scary yeah oh my god come on open crotch a tailor and a dentist need ye

06:19hard to find both on the open seas black taste what do you say i don't know open crotch

06:25i'll keep an eye up here top of this ship yeah no no let me climb up yeah get up there you stay

06:32down i don't know why you don't you don't want to look and see i don't want to look up into your open

06:41i'll climb up i do the climbing i get it he stays on the ground

06:47just steer the boat open all right

06:58yeah oh my goodness yeah watch out for open garage and black you don't want to climb that ladder no

07:04you don't oh boy open jesus going up there again there open crotch's balls are out again well they're

07:10always out

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