Sleep and Sex

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a survey that studied the connection between the way people are sleeping and how much sex they are having.

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00:00all right so couples who sleep in this position have a ton of sex girl on top like a blanket

00:12you think uh one thousand people in relationships were asked if certain sleeping positions led to

00:20more sex in the bedroom and the answer is absolutely yes couples who cuddle facing each

00:28other with their limbs intertwined have by far the most sex listen i love sex but that sounds

00:36like a nightmare to me well that's sleeping on literally you become what you're facing each

00:41other and you're intertwined with your arms and legs but think about it think about how i would

00:46never sleep how into each other how into each other are those two oh when that is how they sleep amber

00:55could sleep like this with me every night she would she would a million percent she already

01:00intertwines our limbs yeah yeah but the breathing in the face no i couldn't do any of that i'm like

01:06big on just sleep that's just too yeah much the most popular position involved partners sleeping

01:12on their sides facing away from each other with a small amount of space between their bodies the

01:17second and third favorite positions for both genders also involve partners lying on their sides

01:22intimate spooning with the man in the outside position ranked second for women but males rank

01:30spooning with a little more space between them second overall i can do all these just for a little

01:36bit of time a little bit of time because otherwise like i'm like my arms fall asleep right right

01:41i'm gonna move around i asked a reflux you're gonna want to move your face

01:47the only thing

01:49i am not an easy person to sleep next to i got a lot of gurgles

01:56a lot of stuff going on in that antibody some apnea you know uh someone said the sleep legs

02:05intertwined is okay but the breath in the face thing is gross our heads have to be pretty far apart

02:10i just couldn't imagine like having somebody's face right here and then i do one of those things

02:14in the middle of the night where i'm like

02:15sorry about that little one

02:35someone said i love the old green bean but he sounds like a menopausal woman when he sleeps

02:40i am very much so yeah that's bad i woke up the other night i was so hot and i was like well god

02:46damn i got biddies on me i got becca on me i got lulu down there i couldn't move i was like

02:52i'm so uncomfortable

02:54hi mike good morning you're on with dave and chuck the freak what's your comment

02:59penis balls lisa balls

03:02uh i my wife can't sleep unless she's holding on to my johnson

03:07well that's a win we've talked about that before yeah we have that sleep like that they're mostly

03:12they were holding on to the balls right

03:13it happened no no no no no no okay maybe not you mike all right yeah

03:19but how do you not then just activate dick mode and just

03:23go to want to go to town

03:26well to be honest with you i can't say i control it at all

03:30it just you know sometimes in the middle of the night

03:33my wife slept holding my dog it would just be on every second if as soon as i aroused i would arouse

03:39i think she probably i think you've probably done stuff and you got the poison out already

03:43yeah you got the poison you know what i mean i think you got the poison out already

03:46and then it's more of like just uh now you're relaxed it's gotta be

03:51because you can't just grab it no when the poison's in there squeezes or something

03:55anonymous from boston what's your take on this

04:01well my fiance wears a sleep apnea mask and when he first got it

04:07oh yeah when he first got it i couldn't even look at him wasn't interested in sex without any i mean

04:12you can't even run over and look at him and then be interested in sex he looks like you know

04:17dark vader and he's making all these noise then you get to the point where you have hand signals

04:22like you know if i grab his leg a certain way that means roll over and then if i grab it a certain

04:26way it means roll over and take the mask off and then as time goes on you occasionally have sex with

04:33the mask on because you get to become used to it so he's like bane it's like sleeping with bane

04:49for any woman it would be hard to bang bane i think anyone with a sleep mask a bunch of chicks wanted to

04:54bang bane oh but not in real life come on the guy with his sleep mask in bed is not bane

05:00you don't have bane until you've had blue balls

05:02sleep mask sex do people have sex with sleep masks on yeah obviously i just couldn't imagine sleeping

05:10with something on my face like that yeah no i can't like i said i know there's times in the

05:15middle of the night i'm like oh it's not good no listen my dad i i remember like vividly remember

05:33that this is how my dad sleeps that he would just brister would be like

05:36and then all of a sudden be like

05:43you'd wait you'd be like i think he's gone guys

05:47i think he's gone and then and then finally you'd be like

05:50oh he's gone again oh he's dead for sure this time don't touch him don't touch him he's dead

06:08don't touch him oh it's sad don't touch him like it's been a minute it's been a minute don't he's

06:13turned blue i'm telling you that was my whole life does he have a mask now or anything no no

06:21god and they say it'll kill you right like they're always they're always like oh it's

06:24gonna kill you're gonna die from you're gonna die from it's gonna kill you my dad's super old

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