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Hologram Laptop Guy
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Ronnie James Dio hologram tour that is supposed to be hitting the road soon and they imagine what it would be like for the guy who runs the show.
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00:00
Whitney Houston is going back on tour in hologram form oh god they gave up on this
00:10
hologram no they're never gonna they did for a while right and now it's back full steam it's
00:16
now officially in the works there's also a new album that'll come out right when this tour
00:22
apparently happens previously unreleased Whitney Houston material it is um insane
00:29
because yeah I guess there was a time she was America's sweetheart but stuff soured so bad by
00:37
the end and just the way the crack stuff yeah you know the crack stuff all the crack stuff
00:42
it took a toll on her America's sweetheart image so they're doing a Ronnie James Dio hologram tour
00:50
this spring I wonder how much the tickets are going for that come on it's kicking off this month
00:58
Dio okay so let's go to the website here all right so there's tickets available in every
01:04
place Fort Myers you're gonna be the first stop on this hologram tour May 31st let's go to the
01:10
ticket site here to get some tickets see what they're costing us I think we could turn off
01:14
Whitney Houston I know I feel like I'm shopping yeah okay so I didn't mind it
01:20
he wanted to hear the whole song okay so where's the stage let's go let's go in the middle so 60
01:27
bucks come on 59.77 plus 11.50 per ticket fee I'll be honest though okay so as crazy as this all seems
01:36
and like oh my god they're how you do this it's just me with a laptop it's me with a laptop flying
01:43
to these cities like I'm the whole Ronnie James Dio show do you think you'd have the same kind of
01:50
like crazy rock star demands and attitude yeah like uh excuse me but uh Ronnie needs only green
01:58
M&Ms oh he needs socks he wants all sorts of different pairs of socks are you the guy that's
02:03
doing a cartoon Ronnie there I am yes it's a hologram it's a holographic Ronnie James Dio please
02:10
computer there what are you what are you babbling about with the M&Ms you need something I need uh
02:14
14 bottles of Tito's vodka I think they got you the voucher for the meal down in the cafeteria I
02:21
don't know about this I can't be running around I got these things you know make this cartoon of
02:25
yours work I gotta get up there I gotta do the light stuff I'm not doing anything I brought the
02:30
laptop though this has all the software that Ronnie G Ronnie James Dio lives here he does not he's a
02:36
he's a dead man inside that's a that's a an Apple MacBook you got there that's not Ronnie James
02:42
Dio high powered I bought it on eBay I mean I could check the vending machines for these M&Ms for
02:48
you I'll get you up I'm not going through and getting the green ones out of there that's it
02:51
that's fine I'll just take M&Ms then that's a little excessive throw some bags of M&Ms
02:55
here you go the cartoon nerd he's uh babbling about M&Ms anybody anybody gonna do something
03:03
about he's yelling at me I need some socks or I'm not putting I'm not gonna hit the space bar
03:07
I am not gonna hit the space bar and start this thing I didn't wear socks I won't do it I need
03:13
socks he's a wild little man I know that other bands have demanded socks and I am demanding socks
03:19
yeah this cartoon fella he's uh he's full of piss and vinegar this guy I I can't work with him
03:25
if I don't get nine pairs of socks right now this isn't happening listen to him it's crazy
03:31
we sold 12 tickets to think guys talking like he's uh Elton John coming here or something
03:36
how many tickets did you sell 12 98 profit yeah the cartoon guy thinks he's Billy Joel
03:43
is there something we could do about his attitude that would be amazing is if after every show I got
03:51
progressively worse oh yeah and I started to dress like Elton John by the end by the end I'm in a big
04:00
I got wings and I'm all glittered up giant glasses just a laptop just a laptop he's got some kind of
04:07
like feather robot it's uh it's heaven and hell in his laptop he's crazy I saw a guy do a blow off his
04:18
little apple there wild times I'll tell you the Ronnie James deal after parties are still amazing
04:26
he says there's a party I didn't he's in there by himself do you know how many chicks want to meet
04:32
Ronnie James deal you can you actually pay and meet the hologram the chicks don't want I talked to
04:37
two girls I said they didn't want to come here two chicks blew them last night yeah okay fella
04:42
you take your uh your weird feather robe and your your drug abuse and you get out of here I don't
04:49
know we're canceling this thing I'm gonna make the call on I'm the guy that's gotta get up there and
04:53
put the lights up right $60 photo op nobody's gonna want to take me yes of course there's a
04:59
meeting great guys you want to meet Ronnie James deal you get through me he's cockier than you
05:05
think he'd be you know listen to him it sounds just like the album that's because that is the
05:13
album he sounds exactly like the album no that's uh that's an mp3 of the album there that's not to
05:18
lick look totally almost synced you're living a fantasy fella I don't know I don't have to deal with
05:28
this get us our socks and our Tito's vodka and green M&Ms or I take this whole thing I pack it up
05:40
and I go home I'll leave I don't care you don't want to make 90% profit tonight I'm telling you to
05:45
leave at this point I ain't going down to the vending machine that's too full of them 98% profit margin
05:50
on this show you show me anything any other concert that does that we're paying you $85 to do this
05:57
this is wild vending machines are down there by the restrooms if you really need some M&Ms
06:05
he just pulls the plug that's it that's it it's over I suppose we'll just go get the cd then or
06:12
something but pop that on you'll have to for the 40 people that are gonna be there you better hope
06:17
someone has a cd player we got a couple of them turns out we got all kinds of stuff here but
06:22
good luck oh my god the demands of the hologram man
06:29
where's my dressing room you don't need to get dressed for anything you can do it in your sweat
06:34
pants I'm just saying if I was a hologram guy I wouldn't have any the show would be because what
06:40
it'll actually be right you you know what it'll be there'll be a giant set with like fire and stuff
06:47
like that and then him in the middle yeah and there'll be all that for me there'd be none I'd
06:53
be like none of that I'm like you guys have lights and stuff here yeah you got a light man you just do
07:00
whatever you want I'm gonna have my laptop set up I have no cost you'd be gone you'd leave I have
07:06
no cost hit play it's all ready I can go get a coffee I can you know take a crap and then he
07:14
starts skipping and you're you're up playing video games well they know it's not him
07:18
having a real problem with this nerd here with the ronnie james theo cartoon he keeps telling me to call
07:30
him the maestro
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