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How We All Die
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Florida man who had his throat cut by a lounge chair in a freak accident and think about the strange ways everyone on the show might die.
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we'll start in florida where the leg of a lounge chair almost ended the life of old charles lee
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chairs are nothing to mess with it's a very crazy story how it all happened for this poor guy
00:23
wfts tv has his story let's listen in here if we can
00:27
so i grabbed this chase lounger i was gonna move it over here charles lee describes how a leg on a
00:35
lounge chair almost killed him he was moving a lounger when a gust of wind knocked him off his
00:41
feet into his pool the leg of the chair piercing his throat and oh my god
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oh jesus not expecting that oh god piercing his throat piercing his throat i thought he was like
00:59
you know got him in the belly or something like
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knocked him out in the pool and he almost drowned to death that's what i was waiting
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you know it pierced his throat it pierced his throat guys super crazy here it is and it's scary
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i will never ever carry this uh or or lay on it again uh it's it's served its uh purpose and i'll
01:23
probably buy plastic next time julie salomon abc action news something buy something a little more
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weight yeah man plastic chairs gonna kill him put them where you want them and leave them be what
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you gotta rearrange it he's gonna die to a plastic chair i can guarantee it you think so yes
01:40
this one was supposed to kill him this one was supposed to kill him i love how he says that
01:45
you know angels were looking out for him i see the same thing it's like but you got hit by a chair
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yeah it's like they were half-assed looking because they let one cut your neck wide open and they're
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like oh god oh my god we weren't paying attention oh boy yeah i think he's got a bunch of screw up
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angels yeah you got real half-assed angel and it saved him at the end of the day but it sure did
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let him get his throat i think the angels were just as shocked by the situation as he was oh yeah
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they're like we turn our back for two minutes to fly around do angel stuff and you get your throat
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exactly that's probably it and then they're like he's just moving a chair we can take a break it's
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just god messing with them that gust of wind slicing his throat open god is so funny he's mysterious
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what a way to go out though can you imagine being i'm in my pool and i've got a lounge chair through
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my throat and then i'm thinking well this is it this could be how you die yeah that could be how
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you die from a kettlebell exactly true i did almost you're gonna listen i hate to say it but when you
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go it's gonna be weird no stop it no it's gonna be weird forbid no it's gonna be weird no when you go
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one of us has to go weird and you know it no we're not all gonna get lucky well it's chuck luck
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chuck luck will be yeah i know how i'm going i already know how i'm gonna die beach umbrella or
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something no uh but i mean it's possible i won't go to it'll be the top one time i go to the beach
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right that's chuck luck yeah you hated the beach always the one time you go you're impaled by a
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i just know you're it's i'll just say this when you die it's gonna be your fault i hope not i do
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i think so it's just natural i think so damn you know andy they're gonna be like well he didn't
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take care of himself got up to something the rings on his trees they tell some stories james i bet
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explodes he just blows up somehow something you know it'll be the grand i'll take it thought about
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it'll be the grand yeah the grand finale of something kaboom yeah you think it'll explode
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finally become a viral perfect yeah finally i made my dreams come true most viewed clip of all time
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took my entire my entire life my entire existence and actually my this is my life yeah to make it
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happen lisa will die naturally at like 112 right lisa is gonna live forever yeah 112 i hope not got
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112 that sounds painful i know you're living forever you'll be the most flexible old lady
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yoga she's gonna be the old lady yoga people yeah totally yeah i still do it
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right behind her head yeah i heard a couple old tricks
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pretzel
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that's lisa
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she's definitely gonna see all of our ends
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oh yeah absolutely one by one she will lay us she'll have like a uh some kind of photo on
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our wall it'll be all all of us there's another one bites of dust
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i'm dropping like flies
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her james blew up today
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shuck died 25 years ago
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heart exploded
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oh my god
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oh no
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oh
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well that's
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found andy in a mountain of drugs
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he was literally crushed by them
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yeah
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it's not how you thought it would be
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no he didn't even do them all
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crushed by a mountain of them
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a mountain of drugs crushed him
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yeah
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dave fell into that sausage making machine
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that'd be weird
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that's not
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that's not how i want to go
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jason died kayaking
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yeah
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that's probably right
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al
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al will probably still be alive
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yeah
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he'll be my friend
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he'll be my friend
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al died in a tragic shuffleboard accident
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when he was
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in his 30s
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48
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shuffleboard
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jumped up and bit him right in the head
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that was it
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he was gone
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it's a more dangerous sport than you think
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yeah
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goodness
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i hope none of those come true
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no
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they're probably all more accurate than any of the fortunes that magician told looking at people's feet
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yeah
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probably
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it's not what a thing
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but
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it is
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lisa you're gonna be one of those super old ladies
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oh yeah
06:18
we'll see
06:18
they'll ask you what your secret
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and you'll be like
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jen i'm laughing
06:21
exactly
06:22
she's even going to be on the news with that
06:24
yeah
06:24
one of these
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someone said james will die
06:31
when a battery powered dildo in his ass explodes
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that's embarrassing
06:35
could be a worse way to go out
06:36
i just imagine him crushed by a giant donger statue
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oh that could happen too
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that could happen
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i'll be like that penis
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in korea or whatever
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trying to climb the giant donger
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and topples over and just crushes me
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get smashed by two huge balls
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oh my lord
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that's more likely
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i just know it's gonna be
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it'll be something epic
06:56
you'll have the most epic of all of ours
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