Vomiting Vulture Problems

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a home in Florida that has been overrun with vomiting vultures and after watching the news story, the show realizes that this is a very unique set of problems.

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00:00we're gonna start in florida actually this poor guy i feel for him uh this guy um has a luxury

00:11vacation home that he rents out but it has been invaded by vomiting vultures oh that sucks

00:18vultures are nasty especially ones that are vomiting they puke right at you yeah

00:23they puke right at you yeah they're aggressive all those buzzards that's a normal thing for

00:29them just to throw up like that they got they got problems yeah here's the story you've seen

00:33what's happening from cbs 17.

00:38it's a laughable disaster you can't make this up that's why it's laughable this is anthony

00:44casimano's backyard his pool area overrun by vultures jesus all the screens out like you

00:50see right now um they threw up they pooped all over the place um they ripped that uh pool fence

00:56down that you see around the pool casimano says that was the first time he spent three thousand

01:00dollars repairing everything and then he got an alert on his phone from his security system

01:04there's motion in the yard so i check it out and there are literally there must have been a hundred

01:08of them there this is a time lapse over several hours look at them everywhere casimano lives in

01:14this community in west palm beach he says the vultures have forced him and his family

01:18to leave their own home and go to new york i have a two-year-old daughter that i can't bring

01:24down there while the situation's happening no they'll probably attack her and it's not just

01:27the casimano's their neighbors sent us these photos different yard same problem the president

01:33of the ibis property owners association gordon holness tells me they're doing everything they

01:37can to keep the vultures away he says the problem is one homeowner keeps feeding the vultures

01:43says they've given her a citation and it's an old lady even delivered a legal cease and desist letter

01:48but nothing has worked yet casimano has tried to do things himself placing balloons around the area

01:53like world war ii playing music all day long anything to keep the vultures away some days it works

02:01others it doesn't we have to get the situation taken care of before we come back down there i'm not

02:05going to come down there and walk into a mess what a weird rich people problem yeah it really is

02:10i have to stay in new york because my family and i have to move back to manhattan can you believe

02:15it our third home is overrun by vultures because of a wealthy older woman vultures have overrun our

02:22pool oh my god i'll be honest there's poop on the ground i'm not gonna even live there with poop

02:28on the ground something must be done it's disgusting i took my family right away first class of course

02:34yes right to manhattan oh my god right back to our second apartment now i'll have to fly

02:40back to florida first class of course i cannot believe it i kind of felt bad for him until he

02:46said that yeah i know like oh no i don't feel bad for you now i'm sorry you only have a few options

02:51to deal with your vulture problem stay in your other house other apartment whatever you have

02:58nice yeah it is hard to feel sorry for someone like that uh herbert is uh with us uh from fort

03:07myers you have some vulture info you want to share herbert they do not have buttholes

03:12that's why they throw up thanks herbert that's a fact god damn it herbert i'm proud of you he got

03:20we got it right in how did they poop so they're pooping out their mouths how did they poop all

03:25over them do vultures everything they don't have buttholes i if that's true have that's it is that

03:32buttholes people have been asking this question buzzards have a single hole where urine feces and

03:39eggs come all of it comes out of one it's called the cloaca that cloaca is real nasty i bet that

03:47thing's dirty there you go right there vultures have no butthole but no they just got a one well

03:51no wonder they're so upset they got a one hole they tore that uh little backyard thing oh to shreds

03:59it was like a frat party had happened yeah chairs were tipped over everything was destroyed i just love

04:04feeding these vultures oh god listen you old bitch huh listen stop feeding the birds why don't you

04:12just go back to manhattan you rich i guess i will rich bitch i will this is the 17th time i had to spend

04:19three thousand dollars fixing this fence i'll do it again i hope it makes a mess yeah hold on

04:25let me reach in my pocket and pull out thousand dollar bills

04:27one two three keep the other four yeah money means nothing to me i'm a rich widower

04:34you

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