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Creepy Funeral Song
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail from a 20-year-old female mortician/embalmer who is standing up for the "normal" people in that profession and the show doesn't buy it.
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00:00
a mortician reached out to us yeah big fan of the show she says she's a female
00:08
mortician slash embalmer i prepare the phrase for the afterlife she says it makes me laugh
00:18
hearing you guys talk about how creepy we must be you are you know it uh she says i'm in my
00:25
mid-20s and i find everyone around my age in the profession to be pretty normal as well
00:30
but i have had some bad experiences with the older generations in funeral service
00:36
some things more severe than others i do work with one older man who insists everybody needs to be
00:44
packed pack it up with what is the question newspapers no wait till you are we going to
00:53
fill you up with what a crazy song that is a really weird song she says for reference now
01:02
sometimes bodies do leak out of orifices even after embalming but pretty rarely so to be safe
01:09
we always pack the nasal cavity with cotton but that's it for most embalmers that's the only thing
01:15
they pack but this man i work with she says this old guy will insist almost every female needs to be
01:22
packed down there as well if i don't fill her up with a cotton ball i just don't think it's safe
01:33
one in the rectum and one in the that
01:39
two in her nostril and one in her throat
01:45
two for her ears and a hug goodbye
01:50
you're creepy
01:56
just a hug goodbye no kiss that's the song they used to remember all their process
02:00
yeah exactly i wrote a little song to help you remember what you need to do
02:07
it's playing while they're doing about her eyes and put little cotton
02:12
okay now i was complaining about this to a co-worker
02:20
when he told me about a time that he came downstairs to find him packing a female deceased
02:26
without gloves on i was horrified i just like the feel that's all it's about packing you so you don't drip
02:36
one and two three and four
02:45
i'll check your bandages put in some more
02:53
oh
02:55
she says all my co-workers they're creepy i'm i'm sorry there's something wrong with you and maybe
03:01
you're 20 and you're okay right now that's all i'm thinking about is her like
03:05
what how do you why why like what how do you do this what made you do it
03:10
it's odd she says all my co-workers and i have complained about this guy to our boss but nothing
03:15
gets done she says it's unfortunate so many inappropriate creepy people are allowed to keep
03:20
their jobs but as you can imagine hard to find there's not a line out the door for people wanting
03:24
to become funeral directors yeah people like him though give morticians a bad name it's like any
03:31
other profession there's always some weirdos some tailors touch your penis some crossfit gym
03:35
owners record you for some reason in the funeral profession though the odd weirdo has set the
03:40
stereotype just wanted to let you know most of us aren't like that whether chuck believes me or not
03:46
i don't well i think you're fine right now yeah but something inside is waiting to come out
03:54
give yourself 10 years 10 years of your friends coming into the place getting packed
04:07
getting burned all right oh my god oh my god you are just creepier and creepier i do i say this
04:18
every time though i do know some normal like funeral workers yeah i don't know any i i know some that
04:25
you on the outside look normal but have photos of stuff and this girl doesn't have photos so not
04:33
only does this woman say that most of us aren't like that she said thankfully we actually aren't
04:36
undateable i'm with someone now but i found most of my first dates actually were pretty interested
04:40
and positive about my job she says also thanks for the laughs i do 99 of my listening while working
04:46
in the prep room and it does make my days better yeah i need something to lighten it up in there you
04:50
know for sure staring at a dead body i mean i really i i don't i it doesn't make any sense to me
04:58
it's like just i i mean for me it's like the same level as somebody that could be a doctor
05:03
or something and work with that and separate themselves from oh i think being a doctor is
05:09
way better with an arm cut off or something yeah i think it's way more normal to be a doctor
05:14
at least they're alive yeah first sometimes true i mean well yeah you could see them at the end but
05:21
then like but as a doctor you're like well i tried to save them yeah you're not prepping their body
05:26
now you're like wash and clean make sure you're spotless let's do a little bit of eyebrows for you
05:35
eyeshadow here and a bit of lipstick now let me pack your vagina oh my god i love the end i don't
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