Baron Von Morto

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail from some listeners who purchased items from the funeral home yard sale and imagine what the person who bough the used embalming table is like.

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00:00we talked about the fact that a funeral home was holding an estate sale which we thought

00:11was the craziest thing ever at least it's totally old creepy stuff including the embalming table

00:16they were selling and it was covered covered in stuff in whatever dead juice

00:21well freaky deaky yeah okay i'll tell you in a second here someone followed up to say hey

00:29love the show we actually had the pleasure of being invited to shop that funeral home estate sale you

00:35were talking about the description of the location you provided pretty spot on i'm writing to tell you

00:41though there was something even creepier for sale dolls what the funeral home had a room where kids

00:49could go play years of emotionally distraught children playing with these now old crusty creepy

00:56dolls we bought every one of them good luck to you here's the pictures they're the most terrifying

01:05things no no that satan ever has come up with look at these dirty dirty old scary haunted dolls how

01:15many dolls did they need in there four boxes worth they had i guess when you think about so this place

01:20lease lease was ancient and it was some family business that was old old old so they've had a

01:27doll room for 70 years or whatever yeah so you've got dolls some of the dolls are 50 years old

01:34super haunted super haunted doll haunted doll at least this table i've never heard of an estate sale for

01:43a funeral home yeah no it's crazy right yeah i guess they do got to sell that stuff um by the way

01:50she does follow up with that she met the person who bought the used embalming table uh they are a

01:56collector of oddities and curiosities yes of course so there's a whole show about these people this is

02:03nothing new to bring into his home it's going to be added to his display set up in his living room

02:08yep alongside wicker caskets embalming equipment and other memento mori

02:14jeez memento mori yeah death death mementos memento mori i don't want anyone who has death

02:23mementos i don't really ever want to interact with people that are like i'm into oddities

02:28curiosities oddities when i printed cuban skull unfortunately it printed the pictures

02:33oh look at this one look why did that why did they get so close i don't know it printed them

02:39did the doll take that yeah that's a haunted doll selfie doll selfie my god play with me

02:47so who bought the funeral home stuff like do we know well just it was open to it was open to the

02:55public to the public no one that listens to the show well these people these people the dolls i feel

03:00like their name is probably something like baron von morto yes exactly i don't know what it was

03:06it's probably more polish than that you've given yourself the title of baron yeah yes i'm a collector

03:11of curiosities and oddities and old circus memorabilia i'm baron von morto

03:19you paid fifteen thousand dollars for this bloody table i'm eccentric what other stuff do you have

03:28baron oh i have all kinds of animal what are they fetuses and jars i have everything you'd ever want

03:35curious curious where are you oddities what are you a baron on i have not figured that out yet

03:44just my home oh my estate yeah baron von morto

03:52electric oddities he's got a cane for no reason oh yeah you don't need that cane do you baron von morto

03:59uh cape eye patch top hat half cape that's what i prefer half cape protects you from the rain looks

04:06good gives you the upper hand in dealing when buying oddities and curiosities listen i have been

04:14sucked into the oddities and curiosities show i don't know how long ago that was but it was like

04:21just like the way you'd watch a house hunters or whatever it'd be like we've been given

04:27a budget of fourteen thousand dollars

04:32to going to shop for baron von morto

04:37find me the most curious of oddities that's what they would do they'd have a certain amount

04:43of money they'd go and they'd go and they'd find like an estate sale like this and then they would

04:47creepily buy

04:48the creepiest stuff they could for like the money that they had guess what's in this pouch

04:54what's that human skull six glass eyes

04:57god i was wrong

05:00he's the best

05:04he's the best

05:05there he goes he's the best oddities

05:08come in and see my curious most curious things

05:11james do you know if that show's still on

05:13that crazy show what is it called is it called i'm not sure if it's still on

05:18where they collected those things i saw that show yeah it's like the history channel what was it called

05:23curious oddities

05:26curious oddities

05:28collectors of curious oddities

05:29i don't know i have no idea what it was really called

05:36this is my lover and secretary cynthia crispin

05:39let's see if it uh oddities just

05:44yeah that's it

05:45it was like a reality tv show

05:47follows the operation of uh

05:48of this place uh

05:50items bought and sold by the shop are featured in the show

05:53have included a mummified cat

05:55a monkey skull

05:56and art made from nail clippings

05:58like every time they'd be like

06:00we're very sorry baron von mortis

06:02he's whatever you're done

06:03what is his name

06:04baron von mortel

06:05baron von morto

06:07baron von morto

06:08we're really really sorry but

06:10we went over budget but

06:13by

06:14twenty five thousand dollars but can we show you

06:17what we

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06:18was it most curious

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06:21i should put it in my bedroom

06:24they're always like we had we just simply had to it was so creepy

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