Thomas Clock Funeral Director

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a funeral home director who is in trouble for having some bodies disappear.

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00:00a michigan funeral director accused of misleading a family into believing he had buried a woman's

00:15cremated remains is taking his case to trial in western michigan this doesn't do anything to help

00:22the rep of funeral directors why dave what's happened now

00:28thomas clock the third i am thomas clock thomas clock the third oh my he waived a hearing that

00:39would have determined if there was enough evidence against him muskegon county investigators say he

00:43buried an empty box in december i need a friend to stay with me in my basement i want a friend

00:55i'm your lawyer tom we need you to not sing that song listen do you know anyone who wants to be my

01:06friend oh see that's not going to help our case either what we need to do is just say you lost

01:12the goddamn ashes bud i didn't i kept her around you did i did did i really yes because did i

01:21she was found in your van while you were in the hospital oh i like to drive around with my new

01:31friend come on in my van something tells me my friend wasn't in the best condition

01:38was she still um was she still a body or was she burned and i carried around like in an urn my

01:47friend doesn't say i bet it was a body don't you think

01:51again tom what we're gonna do is we're gonna plead the fifth

01:57oh no no i'm fine we're gonna try to plea it down to just your goddamn crazy

02:03and uh what's crazy about wanting friends

02:09did you just find a picture did you just find a picture i did i did go to my screen

02:18hello welcome to thomas clark

02:22oh yep everything i imagined he would be what do you think he's doing what do you think i do with

02:31these friends of mine yeah pick and poke and play you do the hair and makeup

02:39they never go away

02:43it's so so so so so so so it's so sad when i have to put my friends in the ground

02:50and they catch me oh thomas clark the third oh hello welcome to the clark family funeral home

03:01hi i feel really bad about your wife yeah it's a sad time for us all here in our family is that

03:12where's that music coming from is that oh i pipe it in from the basement this one of my friends is

03:17playing on the organ that is an odd choice um calms me really yeah beautiful place you got here

03:26yes it's been in the family since the 1800s oh long line of you guys absolutely i've been doing this

03:33since i was born oh my so listen i'm going to take your wife down to the basement i'm going to prep her

03:41for her journey to the underworld okay oh my never heard it put like that that is weird

03:48it's not ancient egypt but uh okay well i mean we paid you so yes thank you for everything's going

03:57to be fine don't worry she's really not gone just a question did we hear you singing a song at some

04:03point when i did i did i don't remember the words right now something about my friends

04:09we heard you sing

04:11friends are good you take them with you shopping

04:18come in my van oh i'll watch your wife for ten years

04:28come home oh it's hard you realize you're singing this right in front of me oh jesus

04:36sometimes i just the music takes me away you're a weird fella clock yes i am

04:44descendant of teetle clock right yes the famous teetle clock

04:49teetle clock started this way back in 1897 i've been around it my whole life

04:56wow a long time just dead bodies with everything you're going to take good care of everything

05:00i'll take the most special care of this one oh

05:04you know i'm not sure if we should leave her here i don't think we should but i mean i mean

05:10we're singing a goddamn song are you going we're gonna take it to my cousin the other clocks

05:15they're terrible oh really you should see what they do to them

05:20bodies what i've heard jesus at least i respect them and take them shopping i guess we're already

05:27here probably just what is what you know any other funeral director is probably gonna be just

05:32creepy yeah just the music really gets me if you come downstairs i'll show you my baby i have i have a

05:39baby okay we gotta go yeah yeah we're out okay just uh take good care of my wife i guess no i will

05:46forever i promise you what does that mean no no i'm gonna take one of these brochures here

05:52when you look at that picture of him and that music and then chuck's voice yes

05:59wow it really is it all comes together

06:02you

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