Cemetery Toothbrush Pervert

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an old man who pleasure himself with a toothbrush in the cemetery and they try to figure out his motivation for doing it in the cemetery.

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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks Pervert of the Day

00:07I actually have two of them to kick things off today

00:10The first is an old Australian man

00:14Who was arrested after he got naked in a cemetery

00:18And did some unspeakable things with an electric toothbrush

00:22I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that

00:25Get the toothbrush out of here, Bob

00:28Take it out of your bum

00:30I'm just having a night

00:31Let me have my night

00:33Leave him alone

00:34Leave me be here in the cemetery

00:36You know what he's into

00:38You know I like anal play

00:39That's obvious

00:41Right, I have a rap sheet

00:42All anal crime

00:45Every one of them

00:46Wow

00:49It's hard to do Australian in all

00:52Yeah

00:53Hi

00:53You don't want to try and take my anal toothbrush to here

00:57You leave it there

00:58Oh god, anal toothbrush

01:00Put your gloves on

01:01I like the way it shakes in there

01:02I like doing it atop the dead

01:04We know what you like about it

01:05I like doing it atop the dead

01:07Obviously he has, you know, a problem, right?

01:15Drop it

01:16No

01:16You're in the cemetery

01:17Leave it in there

01:20Let me leave it in there

01:23I'm not done yet

01:24You're in the back of the cop car

01:26You have to shoot me first before you get this thing out of me

01:30It's all I can hear

01:31It's a very powerful toothbrush

01:34Ironically, I don't have any teeth

01:36Well, you don't use it there

01:40No, no, just on my backside

01:41That's right

01:43Alright, almost dead

01:44And there we go

01:46Oh

01:47You got a mess to clean up there

01:49Oh, god

01:50I've got my hands behind my back, you know

01:52For some reason, he likes to stimulate his back door with a toothbrush in a cemetery

01:58I like the bristles

01:59Is it the dead?

01:59Like, what is that?

02:01What would you call that fetish?

02:02Yeah, that's what we got

02:03Toothbrush in a cemetery play

02:04Dead anal?

02:05Dead anal?

02:05What do you call that?

02:06Oh, just because he's

02:07Don't you think he's only in the cemetery because

02:10It's a quiet place

02:11It's quiet and it's outdoors

02:13And no one's going to be there at night

02:15It's peaceful

02:17I don't think there's any kind of twisted connection to the dead

02:22Yeah

02:22I don't know

02:23Does he have a wife or somebody buried there?

02:25That's what I was wondering

02:26But isn't that much too romantic?

02:29Doesn't it make it

02:30Oh my love, I shall pleasure me be whole next to you

02:33Yeah, it's like the Australian notebook

02:35It's the Australian notebook

02:37I love my wife

02:38What do you want?

02:42I just want to be left alone

02:44What do you want?

02:45I'm having a romantic moment with my dead wife

02:48I know, but what do you want?

02:51What do I want?

02:51I want you to leave me alone, turn around, and act like you never saw this here

02:54This is for me and my wife, my dead wife

02:57Alright

02:59I play the notebook music while I do it

03:01Instead of the notebook, we'll just call it the toothbrush

03:03I play the notebook while I do this

03:06You can stay and watch if you want

03:08I'm sorry, I turned you away

03:10He used the toothbrush 365 days

03:15That's right, an entire calendar year

03:17In his mouth

03:19Oh god, oh god

03:20I used it on both ends

03:21Now he doesn't

03:23It'd be a much sadder tale if that were the case

03:25Honestly, though, listen

03:27I wouldn't have to say that, though, if you were busted doing that

03:29But listen, if it was true that this guy was going to the cemetery

03:34And having ghost sex with his dead wife

03:38It does change it

03:40For me, it does change it

03:41It does feel sorry for him

03:42It makes it so sad

03:43I don't know why he needs the toothbrush

03:44Is it less perverted?

03:45Yeah, I think it is

03:48It is less perverted

03:49Because he's

03:50Obviously, he's dealing with all of the

03:53It's her toothbrush

03:55That's how I remember that

03:57I'll never forget you

03:57I can smell it

03:59Oh, no

04:00She used to put this in her back

04:01Oh, no

04:03I'll never forget you

04:05Well, this is all too romantic

04:06This guy's just a freak, really

04:07We all know it

04:08I don't know why we romanticize the old guy with a toothbrush

04:12Oh, I love it

04:13In the cemetery

04:13I thought what James had said, too

04:16Like, maybe he had a, you know, his dead wife was there

04:18The grave stand says Randall Day

04:20That's a man's name

04:22I miss you

04:25On the other hand, maybe it explains all those weird sounds

04:29People are calling in, complaining

04:30Like, I think there's ghosts in the cemetery

04:32I keep hearing these moans

04:33It's just the old guy down the street with a toothbrush

04:36In his bum

04:37You hear that there?

04:39That's the scene to the deep

04:40This is a weird combination

04:44The notebook music

04:45Moaning in a toothbrush

04:47He does that all night like that

04:49On a guy named Randall's gravestone

04:52When you ask him about it, it says it's his wife

04:55But I know it's not

04:56That's Randall, my wife

04:59He died

05:00Randall died in 1947, so

05:03He won't ever leave

05:05We never know when he gets in yet

05:08When he gets out

05:09That toothbrush has got the most powerful battery source

05:13He's got it hooked up to a great big battery

05:20He brings extra

05:22I do love the romantic idea of it all

05:26Yeah

05:26I do too

05:27It changes everything

05:28It changes everything

05:29That old pervert is not romantic

05:30It's not that

05:31No

05:31He's just running around

05:33Yeah

05:34Ew

05:34With a toothbrush in his butt

05:36My god

05:36My goodness

05:38Dirty old man

05:41Dirty old man

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