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Cemetery Toothbrush Pervert
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an old man who pleasure himself with a toothbrush in the cemetery and they try to figure out his motivation for doing it in the cemetery.
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00:00
Dave and Chuck the Freaks Pervert of the Day
00:07
I actually have two of them to kick things off today
00:10
The first is an old Australian man
00:14
Who was arrested after he got naked in a cemetery
00:18
And did some unspeakable things with an electric toothbrush
00:22
I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that
00:25
Get the toothbrush out of here, Bob
00:28
Take it out of your bum
00:30
I'm just having a night
00:31
Let me have my night
00:33
Leave him alone
00:34
Leave me be here in the cemetery
00:36
You know what he's into
00:38
You know I like anal play
00:39
That's obvious
00:41
Right, I have a rap sheet
00:42
All anal crime
00:45
Every one of them
00:46
Wow
00:49
It's hard to do Australian in all
00:52
Yeah
00:53
Hi
00:53
You don't want to try and take my anal toothbrush to here
00:57
You leave it there
00:58
Oh god, anal toothbrush
01:00
Put your gloves on
01:01
I like the way it shakes in there
01:02
I like doing it atop the dead
01:04
We know what you like about it
01:05
I like doing it atop the dead
01:07
Obviously he has, you know, a problem, right?
01:15
Drop it
01:16
No
01:16
You're in the cemetery
01:17
Leave it in there
01:20
Let me leave it in there
01:23
I'm not done yet
01:24
You're in the back of the cop car
01:26
You have to shoot me first before you get this thing out of me
01:30
It's all I can hear
01:31
It's a very powerful toothbrush
01:34
Ironically, I don't have any teeth
01:36
Well, you don't use it there
01:40
No, no, just on my backside
01:41
That's right
01:43
Alright, almost dead
01:44
And there we go
01:46
Oh
01:47
You got a mess to clean up there
01:49
Oh, god
01:50
I've got my hands behind my back, you know
01:52
For some reason, he likes to stimulate his back door with a toothbrush in a cemetery
01:58
I like the bristles
01:59
Is it the dead?
01:59
Like, what is that?
02:01
What would you call that fetish?
02:02
Yeah, that's what we got
02:03
Toothbrush in a cemetery play
02:04
Dead anal?
02:05
Dead anal?
02:05
What do you call that?
02:06
Oh, just because he's
02:07
Don't you think he's only in the cemetery because
02:10
It's a quiet place
02:11
It's quiet and it's outdoors
02:13
And no one's going to be there at night
02:15
It's peaceful
02:17
I don't think there's any kind of twisted connection to the dead
02:22
Yeah
02:22
I don't know
02:23
Does he have a wife or somebody buried there?
02:25
That's what I was wondering
02:26
But isn't that much too romantic?
02:29
Doesn't it make it
02:30
Oh my love, I shall pleasure me be whole next to you
02:33
Yeah, it's like the Australian notebook
02:35
It's the Australian notebook
02:37
I love my wife
02:38
What do you want?
02:42
I just want to be left alone
02:44
What do you want?
02:45
I'm having a romantic moment with my dead wife
02:48
I know, but what do you want?
02:51
What do I want?
02:51
I want you to leave me alone, turn around, and act like you never saw this here
02:54
This is for me and my wife, my dead wife
02:57
Alright
02:59
I play the notebook music while I do it
03:01
Instead of the notebook, we'll just call it the toothbrush
03:03
I play the notebook while I do this
03:06
You can stay and watch if you want
03:08
I'm sorry, I turned you away
03:10
He used the toothbrush 365 days
03:15
That's right, an entire calendar year
03:17
In his mouth
03:19
Oh god, oh god
03:20
I used it on both ends
03:21
Now he doesn't
03:23
It'd be a much sadder tale if that were the case
03:25
Honestly, though, listen
03:27
I wouldn't have to say that, though, if you were busted doing that
03:29
But listen, if it was true that this guy was going to the cemetery
03:34
And having ghost sex with his dead wife
03:38
It does change it
03:40
For me, it does change it
03:41
It does feel sorry for him
03:42
It makes it so sad
03:43
I don't know why he needs the toothbrush
03:44
Is it less perverted?
03:45
Yeah, I think it is
03:48
It is less perverted
03:49
Because he's
03:50
Obviously, he's dealing with all of the
03:53
It's her toothbrush
03:55
That's how I remember that
03:57
I'll never forget you
03:57
I can smell it
03:59
Oh, no
04:00
She used to put this in her back
04:01
Oh, no
04:03
I'll never forget you
04:05
Well, this is all too romantic
04:06
This guy's just a freak, really
04:07
We all know it
04:08
I don't know why we romanticize the old guy with a toothbrush
04:12
Oh, I love it
04:13
In the cemetery
04:13
I thought what James had said, too
04:16
Like, maybe he had a, you know, his dead wife was there
04:18
The grave stand says Randall Day
04:20
That's a man's name
04:22
I miss you
04:25
On the other hand, maybe it explains all those weird sounds
04:29
People are calling in, complaining
04:30
Like, I think there's ghosts in the cemetery
04:32
I keep hearing these moans
04:33
It's just the old guy down the street with a toothbrush
04:36
In his bum
04:37
You hear that there?
04:39
That's the scene to the deep
04:40
This is a weird combination
04:44
The notebook music
04:45
Moaning in a toothbrush
04:47
He does that all night like that
04:49
On a guy named Randall's gravestone
04:52
When you ask him about it, it says it's his wife
04:55
But I know it's not
04:56
That's Randall, my wife
04:59
He died
05:00
Randall died in 1947, so
05:03
He won't ever leave
05:05
We never know when he gets in yet
05:08
When he gets out
05:09
That toothbrush has got the most powerful battery source
05:13
He's got it hooked up to a great big battery
05:20
He brings extra
05:22
I do love the romantic idea of it all
05:26
Yeah
05:26
I do too
05:27
It changes everything
05:28
It changes everything
05:29
That old pervert is not romantic
05:30
It's not that
05:31
No
05:31
He's just running around
05:33
Yeah
05:34
Ew
05:34
With a toothbrush in his butt
05:36
My god
05:36
My goodness
05:38
Dirty old man
05:41
Dirty old man
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