Irrational Childhood Fears

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about childhood fears they had that never materialized in real life and ask listeners to call-in with their examples.

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00:00you know what i honestly thought quicksand would be a much bigger problem in my life

00:09than it has been yeah i think i did too i think to be honest i know we've talked about quicksand

00:15in detail a long time ago but i don't understand why you thought it would be a big problem in your

00:21life the movies i grew up watching lease they all dealt with quicksand at some point in several of

00:27these when you were a kid you thought well this is going to be something i'll have to worry about

00:30exactly like quicksand is going to be a big problem in my life i'm going to have to look out for

00:34quicksand all the time yeah like don't don't you feel like any kind of uh trail walk you might have

00:40gone on no that there should be quicksand along the way if movie life was reality we all would

00:48have been stuck in quicksand at some point in our lives yes yes it was something they showed often

00:52yeah i actually want to talk about this for a quick second here what did you think as a kid

00:57would be a big problem in your life that never really materialized is there other things because

01:02someone else said um pickpockets they thought pickpockets were going to be a huge problem for

01:08them as they grew up but it was just more of a movie thing 1-855-954-6969 is the toll-free number

01:151-855-954-6969 or you can text us to at 46969 one of my like i remember being young and being like

01:24listen i need a ladder i need a ladder in this room there's gonna be a devastating fire we learned

01:33about it in school oh yeah you know what i wanted one of those like rope ladders rope ladder i was

01:39like dad in school they suggested you get one yes yeah rope ladder yes chuck i totally remember that

01:46now uh and i must have been concerned about not having a rope ladder for a really long time i my dad

01:53was like there's two other ways out of this room boy

01:56like no seriously i need a rope ladder right because the bracer wasn't going to spend his

02:03hard-earned money on a rope ladder you'd never use my god no but i'm but it was one of those things

02:10in school they told you it is funny because i remember being a kid and being high up and looking

02:16and like well i guess i could jump i might break a leg but at least i won't burn

02:19yeah yeah i was just i looked out my window i'm as good as dead

02:24i'm two stories up nothing to break my phone yeah i need a rope ladder bill's in boston he's with us

02:34hey bill we're talking about childhood fears that never really materialized what was yours bill

02:39how's she going hey oh how's she going hey billy boy hey how's she going uh i was really concerned

02:47about ninjas from all like the karate movies oh yeah you're right close my life you're right

02:53all prepared made my own nunchucks yeah right the turtles karate kid three ninjas like there was there

03:01was it was huge when we were impressionable i definitely made my own nunchucks out of broken

03:06hockey sticks uh i also had my own throwing stars yep you were ready my brothers had all that stuff

03:13too it's really popular yep there was a time when every kid could get ninja stars there's a like it

03:20was i had legit ninja stars i had like several of them yeah that could maim and injure it's so

03:25they were super easy to get there was no background check no they were like what are you six how did

03:31people gotta kids get them you can get them that's like yeah any kind of i was wondering i don't know

03:36where my brothers got there so for sure there's usually a bad kid in your in your class that could

03:40get them and then he would sell them to everybody in the school yeah at least in my experience that's

03:44what it was i said i thought for sure i would get my dong cut off lorraine and boffitt style oh man

03:48remember when that was like the biggest story oh yeah oh yeah if you were a young impressionable guy

03:54i just would have thought that was a big concern in life seeing that as a kid and being like i can't

03:58even wrap my mind around that there's no way i can say i was the first time you were exposed to a

04:05wiener being chopped off yep you're like that happens yeah honestly before then i mean then

04:10since now doing the show i've learned it happens quite a bit yeah uh but then that was the first

04:14time i ever thought my god this is a worry for some people stop the whole country it did

04:19it was a big story just because of that yeah it made it huge uh this person said i was definitely

04:26afraid that masturbation would cause blindness when i got glasses at 15 oh it just lined up at a

04:32right time for that guy right dude for a while i thought i was gonna grow hair on my palms yeah

04:38the furry hands i was like that's i'll shave it i guess yeah once it starts growing in i'm like i

04:43can't say no to this well that's the that's the problem so that guy like was losing his sight

04:49but i guarantee he didn't stop right he's like i'm just gonna keep going i can't believe i'm

04:54god i'm going blind my vision's already chipping away i might as well see it through

04:59he had a similar fear but mine was going cross-eyed it's like my friend's dad right around that age

05:05when we were learning learning about our bodies he's like don't play with yourself too much you go

05:08cross-eyed i was like why did they make it feel so good it could cause your icicle cross-eyed i can't

05:16stop it i'm gonna be a freak it would be hard to look at cross-eyed james oh man it would be tough

05:23hey guys oh james is at it again how's it going guys wait are you over there over here over here bud

05:30hey so yeah what do you guys need me to do to get the show going today oh you know what just

05:35whatever you can handle okay i'll get right on it don't uh don't get too worked up i want if i do

05:42i just i'll just go in the bathroom and masturbate it calms me down relaxes me a bit that's what i

05:48thought really messes with my eyesight though yeah it's tough yeah stuff for the cross-eyed people out

05:53there it would um it'd be crazy if it was like a temporary thing like you did that and then you

06:00had like a dead giveaway a couple hours what have you been up to james nothing what what do you think

06:05i was doing i wasn't touching myself dude you're cross-eyed as the day is long it's not from touching

06:11myself it has to be no way it's not the only thing that causes it i smell the rank fart and my eyes went

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