Prepping For Butt Exams

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck have fears about their upcoming prostate exams and Lisa finds a video demonstrating what they can expect.

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00:00i just booked my first physical my fear is am i are they are they gonna do the old how's your

00:18father yeah and chuck revealed so i'm going next wednesday chuck is going next tuesday tuesday and

00:25you know they're gonna finger your butt that's why i was given the warning i was given the

00:29i was given so they let you know in advance it's it's time to get checked for that because they

00:35did not give me any butt heads up you do they have to i hope they don't know like sometimes they don't

00:40we've talked about it we've talked about it and guys are just like what and they're the next thing

00:45you know you're bent over and a guy and a finger's in there no chuck it's gonna be a weird week it is

00:50because next week it's tuesday i'm gonna be sweating bullets like you guys will be saying funny stuff

00:57i'll be like you can't shake it loose i can't shake it i can't even now i can't shake it this

01:05guy said he just had me turn around and bend over it's two fingers really quick two fingers

01:10two fingers now they're getting grady

01:13that's the only time i've heard two fingers

01:18there's no way you'll be able to get two fingers

01:21no honestly i just don't want it to hurt so i'm gonna try and zen i'm gonna try and like

01:25do some lisa stuff i'm gonna have to like deep breathing yeah like she's gonna have to walk me

01:29through some kind of butt ritual that i'm gonna have to do so that i can okay doctor uh

01:37take take me take me on a ride take me on a trip aboard your magic ship

01:46what kind of song you want music music playing in the back ride captain ride on your mystery ship

01:55take me on a ride

01:59well check this will be easy

02:07hop up on the table in the dog position

02:11the dog position really get those knees close

02:15you're just not very flexible

02:19yep i'm getting ready just give me a couple minutes here to myself

02:28you want me to rub you on your back

02:29no no please

02:31no please don't do that

02:33oh boy you're really squeezing a lot of that lube out of that

02:36yeah i gotta get it nice and juicy for you

02:39oh juicy

02:40juicy's a word

02:41juicy's a word

02:42all right

02:44oh it's cold

02:46oh wow you're just putting a lube on it huh

02:49welcome to my magic ship

02:51oh i've got a ticket

02:55and i'm gonna ride

02:57i need just a couple more minutes

03:05all right

03:06namaste

03:08this isn't working lease

03:10this isn't working

03:11deep breathing deep breathing

03:13oh my god

03:14go to your happy place

03:16all right doc

03:18here we go

03:19give it hell

03:20three fingers in there

03:22wow how am i uh

03:31how am i feeling in there doc

03:34i've been done for four

03:36oh wow

03:37feels like a snail's been up there

03:41yeah

03:41yeah you made it really weird

03:43he made it really weird

03:46he was very vocal

03:48i'll wipe my hand off here

03:49could you imagine

03:51here's a towel

03:52clean yourself up

03:53thank you

03:54thank you

03:54could you imagine

03:55i have a vocal response

03:57to it

03:57oh my god

03:58you let out a yelper

03:59because you're just not ready

04:01like you know it's gonna happen

04:03but then it's like

04:03do you think doctors

04:06do you think doctors encounter

04:08vocal responses

04:09i'm sure they do

04:10i'm sure they do

04:11i'm sure

04:12yeah

04:13or maybe a little

04:14yeah

04:14i don't want to do

04:17i don't want to have any noise

04:18i want to just be like

04:19yep

04:21it didn't even happen

04:24you know

04:25thank you doctor

04:26let's see that face again

04:27can i see it one more time

04:28uh thank you doctor

04:31no

04:32i found

04:33oh

04:33what'd you find

04:34i found a video of a

04:35not an actual

04:37but like a demonstration

04:38of a prostate exam

04:39okay

04:40okay

04:41what'd you do

04:43Lisa

04:43why are you laughing

04:45Lisa

04:45oh my god

04:47what is she found

04:48oh no

04:50no

04:52oh no

04:54should we listen in

04:55i think

04:55can you get

04:56what

04:57oh

05:00okay here let's go to insertion

05:02here we go

05:03oh

05:04oh so they like

05:09they place a finger close to it

05:10to allow it to relax

05:12so they don't just dig right in there

05:13they slowly

05:14calm you down

05:16and ease their way in chuck

05:17well let's see how he does

05:18let's see his technique

05:19oh the

05:23oh

05:24it's not knuckle deep

05:25it's like

05:27oh

05:29oh

05:30damn it

05:31oh

05:33oh

05:33he turned all the way around

05:36oh

05:38then he's gonna

05:38then he's gonna get it

05:39oh

05:40oh

05:41back there

05:42another turn

05:43yeah

05:44what

05:44oh

05:45shoot

05:48oh my

05:49he's in there

05:50he might have to buy me dinner

05:52you counterclockwise'd me

05:54you son of a bitch

05:56man he went in there

05:59oh that is

06:00that's a graphic fake butt too

06:02you know

06:03it really is

06:04and just that position

06:05my ass does never

06:08it doesn't need to be seen in that position

06:10no that's like i'm asleep

06:11you know

06:12that's like i'm asleep on my side

06:14it's like a sleep

06:15or like i'll never sleep again

06:17it's like a playboy pose

06:18yeah it is

06:19my one leg is kinda

06:25over top of my other leg

06:26so you really see my balls

06:28oh man

06:31it's a really vulnerable spot

06:33and who's loving it

06:34one leash away

06:35she can't wait

06:36no i just can't believe it

06:39that's crazy

06:40i mean i just

06:40it has to be quicker than that

06:42i don't know

06:44that took a long

06:45that was a long time

06:46and then he was like

06:47he went all the way in

06:48and then he was twisting it

06:50can't you see

06:51he was like really getting to work

06:53with his finger too

06:53like around the sides

06:55oh yeah

06:55oh she got him

06:56it was just a demonstration

06:58he must

06:59they massage your butthole a little bit

07:01to like

07:01yeah they like put it there

07:03like please relax

07:03please

07:04he's not even done

07:06it's still in there

07:07it's too long of a demonstration

07:08oh my christ

07:09well

07:10so next week's the big week

07:11chuck has his on tuesday

07:13he's gonna come in wednesday

07:16we'll see how it goes

07:17if i come in wednesday

07:18and then i don't know

07:19there's a big question mark

07:21i have a physical

07:22and i don't know

07:23if i'm gonna get it or not

07:24so we'll see what happens

07:25all i know is

07:26lisa's gonna have a great week

07:27next week

07:27not really

07:28no i won't have a great week

07:30because of the anxiety

07:31that will be happening in here

07:33oh yeah

07:33that'll be a lot of anxiety

07:35it'll be tense

07:36mm-hmm

07:36yeah i can't be

07:37real tense

07:37i can't be funny next week

07:40i'm sorry

07:42i can't be funny

07:44no

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