Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Dave's underwear catching superstition causing disaster on the show and then talk to people about their odd superstitions.
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00:20Hi there.
00:22On this horrible Monday, it is Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:25Oh man.
00:26It's a bad one.
00:27Everything's going wrong.
00:28Everything.
00:28Yeah, Dave just locked himself out of his office.
00:31I mean, it's just, it's piling on at this point.
00:34It's really...
00:35We're running the show off Al Beck's laptop.
00:37That just tells you where we are today.
00:39You're welcome.
00:41Thanks, Al.
00:42Thank God he brings his own laptop in.
00:45Oh, by the way, the battery is running low, so we're going to have to plug it in soon.
00:48Great.
00:49Oh, wow.
00:49Great, I'll be right there.
00:51Mission critical.
00:54Oh, it's so bad.
00:55No, honestly, so I get in this morning.
00:56First of all, as I'm walking down the hall, something falls, and I assume I'm under attack.
01:02Oh, yeah.
01:02Like someone's broken into the building or something.
01:04Yep.
01:05Turns out something just fell.
01:06Anything.
01:06So then I get in here, try to fire up the computer.
01:09I fire it up.
01:12It just dies.
01:13It dies.
01:14It makes this horrible noise and dies right in front of my eyes.
01:18I witnessed it, and then, you know, I'm trying to make things work here.
01:24Things are going.
01:25Engineers are rushing around.
01:27Well, engineer, we only have one left.
01:28Yeah.
01:28Let everyone else go.
01:30Yeah.
01:30Currently on shift.
01:32And so we realized we have to run the show off Al Beck's laptop, which currently is lacking
01:40power supply.
01:41Yeah.
01:41And yeah, then I go to go to my office to get some more stuff to work on, and I've locked
01:47myself out of my office.
01:48It's just one of those days.
01:50It's one of those days.
01:50One of those days.
01:51So we're not on YouTube Live today because we're running off of Al Beck's laptop.
01:55Well, yeah.
01:56We can't get stuff going.
01:57No one would be able to see, like, the stuff that we're looking at, so then it would just
02:00be awkwardly weird.
02:02Yeah.
02:03I wasn't sure if we were on or not.
02:04I've been looking at it.
02:05I can't remember if we started.
02:06So we're not on?
02:07No, we didn't.
02:07No, we're not streaming.
02:09No, we're not.
02:09But the voyeurs would love that.
02:11Oh, yeah.
02:11I'd love to just watch it.
02:12I know.
02:13The voyeurs would freak me out.
02:15Go back and watch everybody on the old ones.
02:17They just do like this.
02:19And I will.
02:20And I know you'll think I'm crazy.
02:22I know you will.
02:22But I will put my hand on a Bible.
02:24Yeah.
02:25You know what happened this morning?
02:26Your underwear didn't hit your head.
02:27I didn't catch my underwear.
02:28Yeah.
02:28You just hit my head, you idiot.
02:30I don't put it on my head.
02:31You put it right on your head.
02:32Let's talk about this.
02:33I thought you stopped doing that.
02:34You lied to me.
02:36No, I got back into it.
02:36Oh, he's listening.
02:37He's probably, yeah, he fell off the wagon.
02:40He's going around.
02:43So you really catch it every morning?
02:45I kick it every day.
02:47Kick it up.
02:48Yeah.
02:48I kick it up.
02:49I always thought you did.
02:50It's your clean underwear.
02:51You got to catch it on the top of your head.
02:52Before I get into the shower, I thought you were done with this.
02:56No, he's gone back.
02:57I mean, it's been tough.
02:59So before you get in the shower, the underwear you slept in.
03:01I kick off my underwear, I catch him and throw him in the laundry basket.
03:03Okay.
03:03All right.
03:04Well, next time, just text us all, didn't catch the underwear.
03:06Everyone stay home.
03:08I'm going to run a best of show.
03:09Yeah.
03:09Not a bad idea.
03:10And they went so far away.
03:12Oh, no.
03:13It's all your fault.
03:14This is all your fault.
03:15You probably really tried to grab them so things would be all right.
03:20Are you superstitious about anything else in your life?
03:23Not.
03:23He had a lot of underwear things.
03:25There's a couple?
03:26He had a travel underwear.
03:28I think you gave up that, right?
03:29Maybe that's what I got confused by.
03:31Because they didn't make it.
03:33Yeah.
03:33A lot of underwear superstition going on with Dave.
03:35I think he stopped.
03:37There was some.
03:38I think there was a time he had stopped kicking his underwear up just because he was like,
03:42Oh, he fell, right?
03:42Yeah.
03:43It was going to kill him.
03:44It was going to kill him.
03:45I thought.
03:45Let's keep it down.
03:46I don't remember.
03:46It was so he was like, I fell into lately.
03:50I mean, you do whatever you can do to like stop.
03:53You do.
03:53You got to do it all right now.
03:55It's the time.
03:55I've been watching a lot of sailing videos.
03:58I could be ready to buy a boat and just leave.
04:00You and your cats on a boat.
04:02Yeah.
04:02Like that guy.
04:03He's doing great.
04:05He's doing great.
04:06Let's not.
04:06Well, he's doing okay.
04:07He had two giant holes in the back of his boat.
04:09Well, he's doing.
04:09I mean, he's got a lot of followers.
04:10I'm saying.
04:11He does.
04:11Yes, he does.
04:12A lot of people are watching his travels.
04:13But yeah, so that underwear thing, I brought it back and then it totally let me down today.
04:18And then look, look what happened.
04:19Look what happened.
04:20Look what happened.
04:20If you think that's not real, it's real, bitches.
04:24Yeah.
04:24If the world is relying upon you catching your dirty underwear, then we're all in trouble.
04:28I'd say gently used.
04:30Okay.
04:30Gently used.
04:31Oh, no.
04:31Listen.
04:32Such bad news.
04:33We don't know.
04:34We don't know.
04:35It might.
04:35It might.
04:36It might.
04:36I can't believe I just had to admit at least I had an underwear relapse.
04:41It's not the worst of all the relapse.
04:43She was really upset.
04:45I know.
04:45She's like, dang, you said you were done with that.
04:48You promised us.
04:50You honestly promised us for God's sakes.
04:53You promised us you would stop.
04:56And here are you all, you did again.
04:58But we still love you.
05:00Yeah.
05:01I'm like, I knew he was doing it.
05:09I can tell.
05:11I can tell he's been flipping them.
05:14And in my mind, he doesn't flip them right.
05:16You got to flip them up and catch them on your head.
05:19That's the only way to do it.
05:21That's how we would do it.
05:22You pervert.
05:23That's how we did it.
05:24Then on the hockey team, you had to kick them up, catch them on your head.
05:29It was part of the deal.
05:30I didn't know that.
05:30Part of the deal.
05:31Let's roll with this right now.
05:33What's a weird rule you made up and continue to follow?
05:36My rule is that if I don't catch my underwear, that I kick off my feet in the morning, my day
05:41is going to be horrible.
05:42Stuff's going to go wrong.
05:43And today it has proven to be true.
05:46I don't have anything, I don't think.
05:47I don't do anything.
05:48Okay, so a listener says, I have one, I catch the end of your show every day, and I always
05:54hear Dave say, be safe, we'll talk to you next time on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
05:59Yeah.
06:01I missed it once, and I got into a car accident later that day.
06:05Oh, man.
06:06It's my new superstition.
06:08Please, everyone, have the superstition of listening to the show every day, or bad things
06:11will happen to you.
06:12Maybe the full show.
06:12Bad things will happen to you.
06:13The whole show, subscribe, watch online.
06:16You'd hate to get in a car accident.
06:17We're off to Lexington now, and Billy is with us.
06:20Hi, Billy.
06:21Hi, guys.
06:22How are you?
06:22Doing okay.
06:23Great.
06:26Good.
06:27One of my things, one of the things that I do, and I think I started after my mother
06:33passed away, was I try and do something good for somebody every day, you know, and I don't
06:39do it for money.
06:39I don't do it, you know, as a purpose.
06:42I do it as a meaning.
06:43The guy, she once told me, she said, you'll never know how good a feeling you have when
06:49you can do something for somebody that can't do something back for you, and that is something
06:54that I've lived with probably for the last 25 years.
06:58Damn, Billy.
06:58That's amazing.
06:59You're a good man.
06:59If everyone did that, it'd be awesome.
07:02I just, I tried to not encounter anyone else.
07:06You know, and it doesn't cost a thing to do something, even if it's a smile.
07:11Sometimes a smile, you know, can brighten somebody's day, and I'm not saying this, you
07:15know, to make people feel good or whatever, but, you know, we got to get away from making
07:22it about the money.
07:22It's got to be about the meaning, and if you don't have meaning behind anything, then the
07:27world will definitely get more lost than it is.
07:29Yeah, no, I get it.
07:31Nice job, Billy.
07:31I appreciate that, man.
07:32We need some hope today, too.
07:33We need some positivity to us.
07:35We need some hope.
07:36Thank you, Billy.
07:36You've just done it.
07:37You've done it.
07:38Yeah, that's your good deed for the day.
07:39Yeah, you've done it.
07:40I feel better.
07:41You feel better?
07:42I feel a little better.
07:42I don't.
07:43No, I don't.
07:45I don't feel any better.
07:46I'm sure.
07:46I wish I did.
07:48Phil is with us.
07:49Hey, Phil.
07:51Hey.
07:51We got trouble here.
07:52What are you doing, Phil?
07:53No, it's our system.
07:54Our system's about to take it.
07:56It's our system's about to die.
07:58Hello.
08:00Hello.
08:01Phil, go ahead.
08:03Yes, sir.
08:04All right, yeah.
08:05Phil from a truck here.
08:06So, when I was in fifth and sixth grade, I played boys basketball for our elementary school,
08:13and I felt like if I didn't masturbate and come to completion, we were going to lose the
08:17game.
08:18Oh, my gosh.
08:19All right.
08:20Thanks.
08:20Enough of that.
08:20Sounded like he was doing it while he called in.
08:22That's what I was going to say.
08:23Oh, no.
08:24Well, that took...
08:25Can we get the other guy to call back and make us feel better than the one before that?
08:31Yeah.
08:32We could just get him.
08:34Hello.
08:34Hello, Billy.
08:35You're back.
08:36Yeah, that's right.
08:37I try to do nice things for people, but unfortunately, what has happened to you is you had a masturbation
08:43collar.
08:43And the masturbation collar is tough to overcome.
08:50We're breaking him.
08:52That's right.
08:54I'll never do it again.
08:56Oh, wait.
08:57You're not going to do good deeds anymore?
08:58I refused.
08:59After that, I thought everything would be fine.
09:01No, Billy.
09:02You've got to keep doing the good deeds.
09:04It's not going to be fine.
09:06We're basically screwed.
09:07No, we broke Billy.
09:10We broke Billy.
09:11You've done that ever since your mom passed years ago.
09:13My mom died, and I decided I would try to live a better life, but now I realize that
09:20it's not worth it.
09:23The masturbation collar before his very young basketball game has snapped me into...
09:34Oh, no.
09:34Oh, no.
09:35I am contemplating things.
09:39No, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.
09:41No, Billy.
09:42It's all good, Billy.
09:43I've got to go because I'm going to go cry for it.
09:45Bye, Billy.
09:46Sorry, man.
09:47Goodbye.
09:48You brought us joy.
09:49Goodbye to all of the people.
09:53Bye, Billy.
09:54Drop me a pin, Billy.
09:58Yikes.
09:59Yeah, man.
09:59We broke Billy.
10:00It's tough.
10:01It's tough.
10:02We're talking to break.
10:03Um, this is disgusting, Jason.
10:06It is.
10:07Not mine.
10:08No, but it is disgusting.
10:10Clarifying.
10:11Okay.
10:11Someone texted in, I have to smell the toilet paper after I poop in the morning, or I think
10:18I'll get sick.
10:22Hey.
10:23Oh, Billy?
10:24Oh.
10:24Billy from Lexington?
10:26Oh, my God.
10:26Hey, man.
10:27You're back.
10:28Are you better?
10:29Are you doing the good karma stuff again?
10:31No, it's worse.
10:32No.
10:33Everything just got a whole lot worse.
10:36Did you just hear that?
10:38Yeah.
10:38Oh, hell yeah, I did.
10:40Yeah, I heard about that with the toilet paper with the, God, a piece of crap.
10:47And then, uh, you gotta smell it.
10:49Like, he's gotta smell it.
10:51Why?
10:53Lisa.
10:54I don't know.
10:55Lisa, why does he have to smell it?
10:57Tell me.
10:58I don't know.
10:58Explain it.
10:59You're the only one.
11:00I can't explain this one, Billy.
11:02I'm sorry.
11:02If you don't explain this one, it's done.
11:04I can't.
11:04I don't know.
11:05I'm standing at the river.
11:06No, Billy!
11:07No!
11:08I'm standing at the river right now.
11:10The river is cold.
11:11The river is cold.
11:12Oh, the river is running quick.
11:14There's hope.
11:14There's hope.
11:15I'm gonna try to swim to the other side.
11:17Spread that joy, Billy!
11:19Spread it!
11:19I hope everyone has a joyous day.
11:22We need you, Billy.
11:23I know everybody does, but I can't do it anymore.
11:27Not after the poop.
11:29Not after a man smells his toilet paper.
11:31It's time for me to swim.
11:34No, Billy, man, no.
11:36Dave, it's called the long swim of life.
11:38And I'm about to do it.
11:41My feet are in the water right now.
11:42Oh, Billy, stop it!
11:44No, Billy.
11:45Billy!
11:46Time to get...
11:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:48Billy!
11:48It's cold on my genitalia.
11:51But I will get up to my nipples, and when that regulates, I will swim.
11:56But right now, I know it's over.
12:00That's too bad.
12:00Everybody have a nice day.
12:02All right, Billy, man.
12:03All right.
12:04Oh, Billy.
12:06Billy.
12:06Swim, Billy, swim.
12:09Billy.
12:09Billy.
12:10We're done.