Bachelor Party Photos

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to listeners about things they are happy were not photographed during their bachelor parties and one call leads to Lisa asking Dave a personal question about his own.

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00:00What happened at a bachelor or bachelorette party you were at that should never have been

00:09photographed? Casey. A pause. Hey, what's up? We're doing good, man. How's it going? Good.

00:15We're talking about something that happened at a bachelor party you would not want captured on

00:18film. They brought in a pregnant stripper. Jesus. And then all of the boys got to have a good time

00:26with the pregnant stripper, kind of a train. And then followed it up with a nice golden shower

00:32on my brother right before his wedding. A pregnant bitch pissed on him? Pregnant stripper full of

00:40you-know-what decided that my brother needed to get peed on. Get your dirty jizz pee off me, bitch!

00:48Those would not be the photos you want to leave on your coffee table on an album for people to look at.

00:52Hey, did you see my golden shower? Yeah. Wow, what a picture. This was the time a pregnant

00:59stripper peed all over me. You're like, that's- What the- It's like the character from Hellraiser

01:07came up with your bachelor party. Andy, look at this photo album of Dave. Oh, is this the

01:14lost album? Yeah, it is. Check this out. Oh my God. He's being peed on by a pregnant show.

01:20Dude, there's several photos. She pissed forever. Yeah. That is a lot of piss. It's not just

01:26piss. Look how wet he is in that one. Oh, he's got his mouth open. Regular line here. Anne's

01:33calling us from Esboro, Massachusetts. Good morning, Anne. Good morning. Okay, so this is

01:39kind of different, but a couple of years ago, this couple that I was working with were getting

01:42married and the guy's best man completely forgot to throw a bachelor party. So the maid of honor

01:49did it. And she just got a bunch of us together from work and we all went out and saw a movie

01:54and then went bowling. But while we were bowling, two separate people this happened to. They

02:00went up to throw the ball and both of them split their pants. And I'm really glad we didn't

02:05have that on camera. That is the most innocent party story I've ever heard in my life. Two

02:15people split their pants. And can I tell you, thank goodness, there were no cameras to capture

02:22that horrifying moment of pants splits. Because Lisa was like, at first I looked at Lisa and

02:33Lisa's like, yeah, that is. Whoa, that's embarrassing. That would have been super embarrassing while

02:39bowling, guys. Can you even imagine it? Voice changing technology. Anonymous. Good morning.

02:46Good morning. How are you doing? We're good. What happened to yours?

02:48Oh my goodness. I was at a strip club for my bachelor party, right? And they bring me on

02:55stage and then they like bring out this belt. Oh yeah. Like somebody's got a belt and like

02:59there's a welts and it's not okay. Then all of a sudden I feel like this intense pain right

03:06in my butt. What? What happened, man? Yeah. One of them like had a strap on and just like

03:13shoved it in. You were pegged. You were pegged. You were pegged. You were pegged on stage at

03:22your bachelor party. I wonder if Dave's missing strip club. That's what I wonder. If he got

03:28pegged. Were you pegged, Dave? No, I would know. I'm such a tight B hole. I would know for

03:34sure if anyone had been back there. You'd be like, I don't know what I'd done, but I've never

03:39heard it. I mean, I don't want to. Were you pegged, Dave? Admit it. Get it off your chest.

03:49It was like a therapy session in here. Dave. Dave, listen, you will feel so much better if

03:57you just admit you were pegged several times. How many times were you pegged? Just admit

04:04it. I'm going to shoot you straight right now. Were you pegged? I have no other circumstance

04:10would I ever ask Dave if he was pegged. No. No. Only in this room. Yeah. Listen. Listen.

04:18Everyone. Just. Everyone stop for a second. Dave. Tell the truth. We pegged the night of

04:28your basket party. Admit it. We are friends. It's a circle of trust. Just us and everyone

04:37listening. Lisa, let me tell you this. What? What? Were you pegged? What are you telling

04:49me? I wasn't pegged. I'm all serious. She's like, stop laughing, everyone. Dave's about

05:01to say you got paid. I got real serious. That was freaky, guys. I was scared. It was all

05:13business. That was business. That was business, Lisa. Listen. Stop, everyone. Stop. Dave just

05:18played the shock sound effect. Oh, balls. Dave, were you pegged? Tell us, Dave. I'll never

05:29ask you that again. You don't have to. No, I guess you'll have to. But okay. Yeah. Until the

05:35next time, just say it. It's okay. Just us. Just us alone. Nobody's listening. Just tell

05:47us right now. Were you anally violated? Dave, honestly, I'm going to be real honest with

05:54you. It doesn't matter what you say because I know you were pegged. It doesn't even matter.

06:00I don't believe a word out of your mouth now. Now I realize you were pegged. That's why you

06:05don't remember. Your brain turned off. I can't breathe. Oh, that was the funniest thing

06:09ever. Maybe that's what caused Dave's super tight butthole. Exactly. Clenched and

06:15stayed clenched. Still in shock. Oh, man. Yep. Exactly it. That's exactly what's wrong

06:24with him.

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