Women in Wooden Shoes

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a company in the Netherlands that was asking employees to send inappropriate photos of themselves and then Dave mentioned something odd about women in wooden shoes.

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00:00all right so uh lisa we are unveiling new radio station uniforms we're just going to need you to

00:09send us some shots of you just in your underwear just to get sized oh well yeah yeah that's how

00:14the new technology works that's actually what a supermarket in the netherlands was doing to its

00:19employees they had to upload semi-nude photos of themselves to get sized for their new uniforms

00:26couldn't just take so like they went through one of these you've seen the commercials for them the

00:33like you all you have to do is take a video of yourself oh yeah yeah like and their apps and

00:41then they send you the clothes that'll perfectly okay just tell them your size i know they must

00:46have partnered with somebody hopefully no one did that they did do it lisa but now after an uproar

00:52they've said okay we're gonna stop making you send us pics in your underwear well i thought everybody

00:56in the netherlands was just always in their underwear are netherlands chicks attractive

01:03who work at the supermarket well i know about the netherlands and i think i might be right

01:07is that they have wooden shoes and are always in their underwear so you're pretty attractive if

01:12you're in your underwear not always wooden shoes i something about a woman in wooden shoes

01:19what i can think about a woman in wooden shoes with long braid

01:22no one's ever said this guy

01:25i don't know what it is about a woman in a wooden shoe i have a memory of like hot blonde braids

01:46in the traditional like swedish outfit yeah but it's not that whoever has wooden shoes but it

01:50just goes in along with the outfit there's something about a woman in wooden shoes that's a sentence

01:58that's never ever even seen the light of day no you can't even find it in google sexy woman in

02:05wooden shoes nothing nothing came up and google's like what oh yeah google's like you're gonna have

02:11to try again dave you're thinking dutch the dutch girl yeah i guess the traditional dutch girl like

02:19sexy stuff could like the there's not a single hot picture of a girl in these no chick who's hot

02:26is gonna finish their outfit in wooden shoes i don't know something's messed up in my head

02:37then because i have an image of a real sexy like this kind of thing but in clogs like the braids

02:43the sexy yeah they always ditch the cold like the shoes part of it and put their own yeah they put

02:49their sexy sexy slut shoes on but the one i saw had clogs yeah wouldn't if you just look up wooden

02:56shoes maybe they'll just happen to be a girl in them yeah wooden dutch shoes let's see here and about

03:04a woman oh look at that did you see those you can't stop saying it right did you see the girl and wooden

03:12shoes they're all ugly very very like yeah none of these i don't know how this did it for dave try

03:17try like just uh wooden shoes hot wooden shoes hot let's see nothing nothing comes up dave what

03:26about traditional dutch girl oh it's backwards on you oh oh leon d'art uh traditional dutch

03:36dutch girl lady i don't see how that's hot it does not look good oh no i'm not kidding

03:45what i know okay that's what i'm thinking of right it's real bad but we can't we just we don't see

03:52her shoes there we go look there's a hot slime no it brings her whole look down the shoes she's got

03:59like it makes her feet look huge yeah she's got a bad look she's not the best she's cute they all

04:06have those weird witch hats the hats are driving me crazy like they're so weird i don't know this is

04:11like authentic yeah bergen bergen first game bergen like the hats they made in signs out of aluminum foil

04:20that's exactly what they look i was gonna say they look like anti-alien hats yeah

04:26crazy like see this is the kind of that's the image i see what you're going for like you're

04:31right super hot blonde braids down the side and little just don't think you really like it

04:39like sweden has hot just sweden's more full of just all hot chicks there we go

04:45look at her but her shoes are so stupid look at her she might as well they're literally worse than

04:51crocs they are they're way worse than crocs think of crocs but wood yeah wooden crocs this one's got

04:58that come hither staring oh yeah yeah that's who dave that's we gotta watch what dave's gonna do

05:03later you wanna get between these wooden shoes something about a woman with wooden shoes i'll never

05:09forget that as long as i know i'll be like in a retirement home they'll be like oh mr green's

05:14having a bad day he says some guy named dave had a thing for ladies with wooden shoes he loved him

05:21i knew a man that said he had a thing for ladies in wooden shoes i'm not even lying

05:27it's the truth dave starts buying chicks wooden shoes in his old age can you put these on

05:34something clip cloppity around for me i'm just saying the right girl in wooden shoes would work

05:42no no whatever

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