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  • 2 days ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new adult diaper ad that went viral, which reminded Chuck of a recent time when he nearly had a bathroom emergency! Did Chuck wet himself?

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00:00Have you tried this new Glow Motion flavor from 5-Hour Energy?
00:02Oh yeah, I had mine this morning. Now we wait.
00:05For what?
00:05My superpowers.
00:07Dude, it glows under UV light. It's not radioactive.
00:11I was hoping it would make me a little bigger, if you know what I mean.
00:14Jesus.
00:19Okay, um, I am not looking forward to the time when I involuntarily wet myself.
00:28No one is.
00:29No one is.
00:30It was almost me yesterday.
00:31Everyone's trying to prevent that.
00:32Oh, Chuck, no.
00:33No, we're all...
00:34What about old DoubleStream over here?
00:36He'll be screwed.
00:38It's tough.
00:39Yeah.
00:39There's already some...
00:41Nope, I don't want to know.
00:42I just need a cork, you know?
00:43Keep it to yourself there.
00:44I need a cork.
00:45I'm not keeping it to myself.
00:46You call me old DoubleStream or whatever.
00:48I got to defend myself.
00:50That's true.
00:50But then his defense was, I need a cork for it.
00:53Yeah, right.
00:54So that wasn't much of a defense.
00:56I was trying to get some therapy.
00:57So there's a commercial for these new pants, these new, like, protection pants, and the
01:05tagline is, yep, I just peed, and you'd never know.
01:09Yep, this is what we need.
01:13This is the future.
01:14Here it comes.
01:15Yep, I just peed.
01:16But that's between me and my Because underwear.
01:18Because underwear holds up to six cups of liquid.
01:21That's almost two bottles of wine.
01:23Oh, my God.
01:24You can piss two bottles of wine and be totally fine.
01:29I don't worry about leaks anymore.
01:31Because underwear costs less than top brands and absorbs 37% more.
01:36I know.
01:36I'm peeing myself.
01:36Get your free Because starter pack now so you can live life freely.
01:41Call now and you'll also get a free bonus gift.
01:44Don't wait.
01:45Call 888-44-STAY-DRY.
01:47That's 888-44-STAY-DRY.
01:50Let me write that down.
01:51Showing all the older ladies.
01:52Jason's calling right now.
01:53Yeah, they really are.
01:53The demo is older.
01:54I like the first lady.
01:56Her expression can tell she was peeing.
01:59Oh, yeah.
01:59She is.
02:00She's peeing right there.
02:03Yep, I just peed.
02:04But that's between me and my Because underwear.
02:07And then she'd give you a little sass.
02:09Yeah, the pee look.
02:10Yep.
02:11The pee look.
02:13I feel like I'd focus more.
02:15Yeah, your eyes go a little.
02:16What would your pee look be, Dave?
02:17It'd be more, like, yeah, squished.
02:19Serious.
02:19More serious.
02:20Not comical.
02:21Not comical.
02:22Yeah, exactly.
02:23Like, dead serious.
02:25Hmm, pissing.
02:26No, dude.
02:27I had to go to a softball game last night in the rain and the cold.
02:31Oh, that's lovely.
02:32And then on my way there, I was told, oh, it's not one softball game tonight.
02:38It's two softball games.
02:40So I was like, oh, okay, that's fine.
02:42That's fine.
02:43The way the field was designed, there was only, like, one spot to sort of sit.
02:47And as the second game was wrapping up, I realized I had drinking too many fluids.
02:54Oh.
02:55You were drinking?
02:56Yeah.
02:56Drinking or drunk.
02:57Drank.
02:58Okay.
02:59However you want to say it.
03:00You'd be drinking.
03:01The game wraps up, and I'm like, ooh, this is bad.
03:05I'm going to start heading towards my car.
03:07There's got to be a bathroom over there.
03:09I couldn't see anything.
03:10Oh, no.
03:10Now, this is at a school, right?
03:12It's not like you can just drive somewhere.
03:14Go find a spot.
03:16You know, like, do the guy thing.
03:18Go find a spot.
03:19No, you can't whip it out.
03:20It's a school.
03:21I'm assuming cameras are all on me.
03:24Yeah.
03:24I just, I can't do this.
03:26I start, I get to my Jeep, I put my stuff away, and I'm like, oh, God.
03:31I'm like, oh, no.
03:31Don't want myself.
03:32I need some because.
03:33Yeah.
03:33You need because.
03:34Yep, Chuck just peed, and you know.
03:36So part of the problem was that I knew it was going to be chilly, so I put on, like,
03:42a pair of long johns that I have that are kind of like compression, so they were squeezing
03:49everything, and I was like, oh, my God, and I'm looking, I'm searching around, and there's
03:56a whole classroom full of ladies that are obviously discussing some end of the year big
04:03thing.
04:03They're all watching me.
04:05They see me, but then I look over, and I saw something green.
04:09I was like, yes.
04:10Port-a-potty.
04:11Port-a-potty.
04:12There it is.
04:12Can I make it?
04:14I gotta make it.
04:14Did you crawl?
04:16The problem was it didn't, it was like, this is either, like, some kind of shack or a port-a-potty.
04:24You couldn't see the door.
04:25You could only see the back.
04:26I was like.
04:27And your vision's not the best.
04:29No.
04:30Ah.
04:30Ah.
04:32And I'm slow, and I can barely move.
04:34What is it?
04:35Ah.
04:35It's like a barrage.
04:37Is it?
04:39Could it possibly be?
04:40Am I going to pee my pants?
04:44Or am I going to make it?
04:48So, I realize, I get there, I go around the corner.
04:53It's a port-a-potty.
04:54I'm like, yes.
04:55But then, I'm like, I've got, like, two pairs of pants on, long johns.
05:00Oh, you gotta try and shimmy out of it.
05:02Oh, my God.
05:02I've got a compression shirt.
05:04It's all tucked in.
05:05Oh, no.
05:05Everything is.
05:06And I'm like.
05:06Emergency.
05:07Emergency.
05:07Now you know how women feel with all their tight stuff trying to get it off.
05:10Yes, I've always known how women feel.
05:14But I was like, I had, like, two big jackets on.
05:20Like, the more you have on, just the harder it is to get everything going.
05:25It was so close.
05:28So close.
05:28Because once I stepped in there, my whole body was like, we made it.
05:33Pee now.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Like, just, you've made it.
05:35And it was bad.
05:36I needed some of this.
05:37I would have felt a lot less pressure.
05:40Well, next time, slip up to your 14 layers of clothing.
05:42Slip up a cousin.
05:43Oh, man.
05:43I just, I wonder what my face looked like.
05:47Now that I think about it.
05:48When you were peeing?
05:49When you had to pee.
05:50When it was, when I had the freedom, and I was like, oh.
05:52Oh, yeah, I think it was probably.
05:56I do make that face a lot when I pee.
05:58Oh, my God.
05:59It was touch and go.
06:00So close.
06:00It was touch and go.
06:01Those damn compression.
06:02I know.
06:03You got a lot of compression clothes.
06:04Way more than I would have expected.
06:06I really, I would.
06:07Yeah.
06:07I don't want to see the base layer, is all I'm saying.
06:11Every once in a while.
06:13Base layer.
06:14Yeah.
06:14Well, that's it.
06:15I was in the same stuff that when my buddy surprised me with his wife, they came over
06:20and dropped off some cookies a long time ago.
06:22Oh, no.
06:22I remember that story.
06:22I was in my base layer.
06:24Oh.
06:24I was in.
06:25And that's all they saw?
06:26Your base layer.
06:27I came out.
06:28Now, I was in a bit better shape then.
06:29You can only see your base layer.
06:30I was in a bit better shape.
06:31First rule.
06:32Just your partner or just your loved ones?
06:34I saw the truck that my metal detecting buddy picks me up in all the time.
06:41So I'm like, and I was like, oh, yeah, he wanted to drop something off.
06:44So I just opened the door.
06:45Base layer.
06:48Compression leggings and a compression shirt.
06:52Oh, my God.
06:52What kind of look is that?
06:53I look like his tights.
06:54Oh, my God.
06:55I look like a summer sausage.
06:57You are a man in tights.
06:58No one should see that.
06:59I know.
06:59And his wife's staring right at me.
07:02And I'm like, oh, no.
07:04Thanks for the cookies.
07:05I'm like, thank you so much.
07:06And they're like asking to set a couple things.
07:08And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm in my base layer.
07:11My base layer.
07:11You don't want to see it.
07:13I just got out all my metal detecting stuff.
07:16You can't wear that around the house all day.
07:18Super tight base layer.
07:20I'm in just my base.
07:21Just, I don't know, answer with the ring or something.
07:24Leave the cookies on the porch.
07:26No, I mean.
07:26I'm in my base layer.
07:27I know.
07:29It's sad, man.
07:30Chuck's base layer.
07:32And the base layer, really.
07:33Yeah.
07:34It crunches everything in.
07:36There's nothing to see in the base layer.
07:37You know what I mean?
07:38Oh, no.
07:38No bulges.
07:40I mean, it's going to push it basically right back up.
07:43That base layer is tight.
07:45You're like a Ken doll.
07:46Oh, yeah.
07:47A Chubby Ken doll.
07:48That's kind of it.
07:48Maybe like a nubbin.
07:49I don't know.
07:51You're like, it's the base layer.
07:52It's my base layer.
07:54I'm okay down there a little bit.
07:57Trust me, it's just the base layer.
07:59Oh, yeah.
08:01Man, that base layer sucks.
08:03So I got, I came back at some.
08:04Get this base layer off.
08:06I shouldn't be wearing this anyway.
08:07Why am I in this base layer?
08:08Someone said tight so tight you can tell his religion.
08:11Yeah, that's basically it.
08:12That's the base layer.
08:13That's basically my base layer.
08:14For sure.
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