Lisa and James Watch Wrestling

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a viral video of a female wrestler yelling about hurting her "hole" and imagine how hilarious it would be for Lisa and James to go to a WWE event together.

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00:00you may have noticed yesterday the phrase my hole was trending on Twitter it's one of the things I

00:11follow well if you're wondering why you can blame or credit I guess the WWE on this week's Monday

00:23Night Raw there was a women's match between Nia Jax and Lana at the end of the match Nia had Lana

00:31flat on her back and attempted to drop a leg onto Lana's neck but Lana moved at the last second

00:36causing Nia to land on her ass which in the wrestling world tends to cause a competitor

00:42a considerable amount of pain can I ask a question before we look at the video yeah is Nia a larger

00:49lady oh yes it's not a fat suit that's all her she's a beast I'm not in the wrestling world and

00:58I've never seen a female wrestler this large yes she is large and in charge normally if they're

01:04large I've considered them muscular well she's muscular too like yeah she's she's a big girl

01:09she's very strong she's I believe she's like the Rock's like cousin or niece or yeah she's connected

01:15to the Rock's family in some way shape or form and this all went down like on the apron

01:19of the ring so it's like you have on the outside edge the little ledge before you go through the

01:25ropes is where this whole thing takes place that's the hardest part of the whole ring so here's how it

01:30played out on Monday Night Raw

01:32so that's that's where it came from the WWE went back and scrubbed that now

01:55Lisa you don't look very very pleased with that whole scene right there oh what is that

02:00you seem quite upset by everything you've just seen that is what you watched is classic

02:06you see Lisa's face as that clip went on she was like I love the fact that Lisa just lived in a

02:13world where she watched that it was Nia Jax trying to drop a devastating leg drop

02:18and Lana got out of the way and she missed and she smashed her tailbone on the apron of the ring

02:25yeah that's what that was Lisa and just so you know her hole was not really hurt Lisa it was just

02:33acting it was just acting I thought it was real and she delivered one of the classic now here's the

02:41thing though you've never seen me hurt my tailbone my hole my hole too bad there's no live crowds

02:46too bad there's no live crowds there's no way the the editors can put that in there yeah so they

02:52have scrubbed this moment now from the online version please if we ever get to do live events

02:59again James and Lisa have to go to a WWE event Lisa yes and we'll just take Lisa's face

03:05Lisa will be on TV so much oh my god she'll be on TV so much we'll get you a ticket you can come with my

03:11fiancee and I yeah Cody will help keep you in the girl's girl's own yeah and then just pray to god

03:17John Cena doesn't come down that entrance ramp because you are going to get the show of your life

03:20I'm not talking about John Cena because that's gonna be a hell of a show I'm talking about me

03:25we'll go on a double date yeah yes bring Lenny yeah oh my god he'll like it amazing

03:31no he won't he'll love it but it'll be hilarious and James will be also screaming about my hole but

03:36he'll be talking to John Cena

03:38look at it

03:41I want to show you

03:43I want to show you my hole

03:47I want to not now Lisa I'm busy

03:49my hole

03:52my hole

03:54my hole

03:55my hole

03:57you're embarrassing me

03:58I need drinks

04:00hey ring guy can you bring this woman another wine or something

04:05they would have to like look around they'd have to be like

04:11we're gonna have to run to the store for wine

04:14they actually do have wine but you have to find like the right bar that has it

04:18I don't need wine I'll drink beer I can handle a beer

04:20you'll fit right in

04:21yeah

04:22maybe Stone Cold will show up you guys and clank beers that would be sweet

04:25oh my goodness

04:26I think I would laugh a lot

04:27to go to

04:28to do see that with James

04:30an event with James

04:30but to see me like yelling at heels

04:32dude you get involved

04:35I'm like I'm not joking

04:36I'm like boo

04:36I'm like in their face with the thumbs down

04:41James you're scaring me

04:42stop it James stop it

04:44Lisa it's all an act okay

04:45yeah

04:46they're the bad guy so you gotta boo them

04:48exactly

04:48that's what they work for

04:49they work for booze

04:50James takes being an audience member

04:53as seriously as Nia Jax took selling that butthole blast

04:58yes

04:58I'm not

04:59it's no joke

04:59when I'm a part of the WWE universe

05:01I play my role

05:02yeah

05:03I'm cheering for the faces

05:04I'm booing the heels

05:05yeah

05:06boo

05:06so good

05:07I'm the best booer

05:07probably in the whole crowd

05:08yeah

05:09he's a spectacular booer

05:11I give Lisa one match

05:12and then just slowly disappear

05:15okay James gotta go

05:16no

05:17you gotta be there

05:17we gotta get there early too Lisa

05:19why

05:19because the whole arena

05:20once it starts to fill up

05:22one person will go

05:23woo

05:24and then the whole crowd responds

05:26like an echo

05:27woo woo woo

05:28that's one of Lisa's favorite things

05:30by the way

05:30is when people

05:31just randomly go

05:33woo

05:33it makes her laugh

05:35every time

05:36you'll have a blast Lisa

05:36I guarantee it

05:37I do picture her though

05:38like going into the bushes

05:40like Homer Simpson

05:41at one point

05:41I'm like here

05:43yeah

05:43my hole

05:44hey

05:45where's Lisa go

05:47where's Lisa

05:47Lisa

05:48Lisa Lenny and Cody

05:49they're gone

05:50they're all gone

05:50Lisa Lenny and Cody

05:52I'm all by myself

05:53take me with you

05:54someone said crazy world

05:56Lisa gets so into it

05:58that she starts showing up

05:58it matches with her own belt

06:00oh my god

06:01that would be sweet

06:02wow

06:03I'm in disguise

06:04I'll be your valet Lisa

06:05I'll be your mouth

06:07I'll be your valet

06:08I'll be the speaking

06:09I'll do the speaking stuff for you

06:10you just show up

06:11and look good with that belt

06:11she's got like purple hair

06:13like Sasha Banks

06:13yeah

06:14she's got all these

06:15gold rings

06:16you gotta give her like an entrance

06:16like a little pose

06:17that she does

06:18you know

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