Steven Aerosmith

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who broke the 'help no one' rule and found out he isn't very good at being interviewed either.

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00:00this guy in oregon he stopped to check on a driver that was involved in a crash

00:12yeah as he was checking on that driver he was hit by a car he was thrown over the railing

00:19of a bridge he clung to the bridge help and then it all got worse from there oh he sat

00:27down to talk to cnn about all the horrible things that happened to him here it is this

00:33is just the beginning of steven aerosmith's miraculous his last name is aerosmith his last

00:39name is aerosmith how are you feeling oh well i hurt right now i got a rod in my femur now

00:47but you know it's the expected so you were driving um it was turning into evening and

00:55you get the pickup truck slide skid on some black ice well no i i didn't witness it what

01:02happened was i was driving home that this happened in the morning it's about seven a.m.

01:06he deserves it time um and i was coming across the bridge and every all of a sudden traffic

01:12was slowing down and started getting over and then there was this vehicle that was blocking

01:18the uh the lane i was in yeah so right okay so i want to stop there because no good deed

01:25goes unpunished is the moral of your story you did that and i i just want to i want to i want

01:32to skip over some things because there was a cascading series event uh of events you got

01:38up to help then a car behind you was hit you then were hit your car was hit and it knocked

01:45you off the bridge is that right well what were you thinking at that moment as you were hanging

01:50off the bridge i'm going to correct her again oh steven aerosmith

01:53they don't even have the full clip because they're like they couldn't they listen uh this goes on for

02:01another 25 minutes she was trying so hard to get him to just just wrap it up yeah exactly she's like

02:08so you got hit you fell over you're gripping on the side well that's not technically exactly

02:14how it happened here's how it happened exactly i was headed home from a very long day at work

02:23i came to a area of traffic that was extremely slow i am a fully trained emt and first responder

02:34when i saw a smashed car i thought to myself here's my opportunity to be a hero if i'm on the side of

02:44the road and need help i hope to god steven aerosmith doesn't show up oh no steven aerosmith

02:50oh hello little lady you got any bumps and bruises go away steven aerosmith

03:01oh hell i got to think of my car

03:04oh no

03:07oh no

03:09oh no

03:11oh

03:12oh

03:15oh

03:16help

03:18help

03:20help

03:20anyone

03:23oh jeez it's mad out there

03:30Guys, I'm hanging off the bridge here.

03:40You're a loser, Steven Aerosmith.

03:43God, I'm really heavy.

03:49Someone said Aerosmith's name is Tyler.

03:51Steven Aerosmith.

03:54Oh, my God.

03:55I was listening to Aerosmith's greatest hits.

03:58I love it.

03:58An elevator was hot.

04:01When I turn around just to see you crying.

04:12Living it up while I'm going down.

04:17One more time now.

04:18It ain't fair.

04:20Loving an elevator.

04:21Go.

04:21He's different.

04:30A little different than Steven.

04:32He's got a little pocket protector in his army field jacket.

04:41Oh, my God.

04:43It looks like trouble ahead.

04:44I should probably stop.

04:48Help these people.

04:51All right, I'm out.

04:53Oh, gee.

04:54Someone's laying on a break.

04:56Oh, no.

04:58Chain reaction time.

04:59Oh, no.

04:59Chain reaction time.

05:01Oh, no.

05:02Oh, no.

05:03Oh, no.

05:04Oh, no.

05:05Oh, no.

05:06Oh, no.

05:07Oh, no.

05:08Oh, no.

05:09Oh, no.

05:10Jeez, that sounds atrocious.

05:15Thank God I'm hanging off the side of this bridge.

05:18I could have been really hurt.

05:21Oh, Steven Aerosmith.

05:23You know, the crazy thing is, the guy right before him made it home totally safe.

05:27Just kept on driving.

05:28Yeah.

05:29All the way home.

05:29That's it.

05:30You know?

05:31Unluckiest man and world's worst storyteller, Steven Aerosmith.

05:35Joins us now live on CNN.

05:36Poor CNN lady.

05:37Actually, she'll correct you for a couple of things here.

05:39Oh, man.

05:40Just go with it, idiot.

05:42For God's sakes.

05:43Yeah.

05:44No.

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