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Not For Everyone
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Michigan being listed as one of the worst places to road trip in the country which leads to an idea for a new travel show hosted by Chuck and Andy.
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they are out with another list
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best states
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for summer road trips
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oh well
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Michigan's on that list
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Michigan's on the list
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of the worst states
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for summer road trips
00:22
because of the road
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like the condition of the roads
00:25
what do they mean
00:25
I don't understand
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why that would make
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here's what they took
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into consideration
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gas prices
00:29
scenery
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which is beautiful
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you've been driven around
00:33
Michigan in the summer
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there's some amazing scenery here
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yeah it's gorgeous
00:36
no there's some amazing lakes
00:41
waterfronts
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beaches
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guys where else have you been
00:43
have you been other places
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yes I have
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have you seen their scenery
00:46
Michigan is one of the most
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amazing states to road trip through
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I think it looks okay
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let's not get carried away
00:51
yeah sure it's just trees
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on a freeway
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but you're not
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yeah
00:55
you're seeing more than that
00:56
like I've been to Traverse City
00:58
I hated Traverse City
01:00
what
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I hated it
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how could you hate Traverse City
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because I hate people
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and I hate old people
01:04
more than anyone
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name one thing
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place you love
01:07
here
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yeah name one place
01:09
in the country you love
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I don't think you love anything
01:12
Chuck
01:12
you're like the Grinch
01:14
like I don't think I'd have a good time
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at like the sand dune place
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I don't think I'd have a good time
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kayaking
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you'd get sand in your eyes
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I wouldn't
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I would
01:23
you'd fall down
01:24
it's not for everybody
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it's not for everybody
01:27
like honestly
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I should do a travel show
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like I should
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because it'd be like
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real travel
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I'd be like
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real person travel
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you know what it's really like
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well
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it looks great
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you've seen one sand dune
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you've seen them all
01:40
and look at this
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all the sand in my underwear
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it's so ridiculous
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you'll never
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you should never rate anything
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no but I mean
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like it is
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it's just the truth
01:52
Hillbilly B
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good morning
01:54
you had a comment on
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road tripping through Michigan
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Michigan
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Michigan
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I actually did the kayaking trip
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in Fixed Rocks
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and it actually took
02:05
8 hours to go through
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the entire thing
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so it's huge
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8 hours
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I want you to put me in a kayak
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for 8 hours
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and then talk to me
02:13
about how awesome
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I thought it was
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I couldn't be in a great day
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yeah
02:16
kayaking with Chuck
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no me and Andy
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me and Andy
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that's a travel show
02:20
that's a travel show
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me and Andy travel
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two angry dudes
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yep
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and we just
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like honestly
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we're
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complaining
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just complain the whole time
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and show beautiful
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but you
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I gotta be there with you
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for condor
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no you just wanna be on our
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you guys this is amazing
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no you don't get to go
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we can't
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no way
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I wouldn't want his positivity
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anywhere near us
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I wouldn't
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no one's ever done it
02:45
because you know why
02:46
because
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no one will allow you
02:47
into their area
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you're just gonna
02:49
bitch about it
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and that's the thing
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but that's the thing
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we're not even gonna
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it doesn't matter
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like I'm not
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I'm not trying to get
02:54
a free trip
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I'll pay
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I'll pay
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and you know
02:58
go in and I'll let
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everyone know
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just how god awful
03:01
this eight hour
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kayaking trip
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that six people enjoyed
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yeah
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and that hundreds hate
03:06
right
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and go home
03:08
and they're just like
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where's their voice
03:09
where's their travel show
03:09
they don't have
03:10
they don't have one
03:11
no one has a voice
03:12
you need to tell them
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where not to go
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yeah
03:13
you guys will never do
03:15
a pure Michigan commercial
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that's for sure
03:18
everybody was talking
03:19
about the mountains
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and the creeks
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when I went there
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I just couldn't wait
03:22
to get back to my hotel room
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and jerk off
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and smoke weed
03:25
I sweat
03:27
as soon as I stepped
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out of my hotel room
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I started sweating
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then they put me
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in a tiny kayak
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which my ass
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barely sat in
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and uh
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then I had to paddle
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for eight long hours
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oh look
03:41
there's Dave
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he's smiling
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and having a great time
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hey guys
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isn't this the best
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someone shoot his boat
03:47
happy son of a bitch
03:49
there
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I'm having the time
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of my life
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people say
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it's full of dreams
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well
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one man's dream
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is another man's nightmare
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so true
03:59
sweating and skin folds
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I didn't know I had
04:01
falling in the water
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not being able to get
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back in my kayak
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swimming with my shirt on
04:09
getting a sunburn
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so bad
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on the top of my head
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that I had to have
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surgery
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surgery
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he would too
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head surgery
04:24
there's no amount of fudge
04:27
that would make me
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even come close to smiling
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when the only thing
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people talk about
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from your town
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is a
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little store
04:35
where you got some fudge
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why the f am I here
04:38
you're a Michigan
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it's not for everyone
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that's a new tagline
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Jesus Christ
04:49
this hotel
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doesn't even have
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wifi
04:51
that's the name
04:53
of our travel show
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though
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it's not for everyone
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it's not for everyone
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it's not for everyone
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and we've been
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and listen
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people would be
05:01
terrified
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that we were
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coming to their place
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you know what I mean
05:04
like the sand dunes
05:06
or whatever
05:06
the sleeping bear dunes
05:08
they'd be like
05:08
oh no
05:09
no
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no they're here
05:11
they're like
05:12
oh yeah
05:13
those dunes are full
05:13
of sand fleas
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that's real nice
05:15
look at Lane
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I want you to zoom in
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cameraman zoom in
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on Andy's ankles
05:20
look at that
05:20
check it out
05:21
look at that
05:22
yeah
05:22
I counted
05:23
537 bites
05:26
537 bites
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we've been here
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10 minutes
05:29
turns out
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the only delicious
05:32
cuisine here
05:32
was my ankle
05:33
to those
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god damn
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sand fleas
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no seams
05:36
they're so much fun
05:37
up next
05:38
the lovely
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German village
05:40
of Frankenmove
05:41
oh wow
05:42
wow
05:44
we can barely move
05:45
we did this all
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for some Amish chicken
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with no flavor
05:50
flavorless chicken
05:51
and a clock
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and it's 96 degrees
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on a July day
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and I'm surrounded
05:57
by grandpas
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it's not for everyone
05:59
it's not for everyone
06:00
we're gonna take
06:01
it
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