Pure Michigan

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the President and Governor speaking in Flint which leads to a new idea for a Pure Michigan ad.

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00:00well president barack obama was in town yesterday he was in flint actually promising the people

00:15there that he will make sure leaders at all levels of government don't resist until every

00:21drop of water that flows through city pipes is safe did you see i didn't see much of it but the

00:27the governor spoke i believe before he did so um yeah they were not happy to see governor rick

00:35snyder in flint yesterday just take a listen

00:37this is him coming out onto the stage hi everybody this is the first time that he's

00:46actually spoken in front of everyone so in flint

00:49good afternoon

00:53good afternoon good afternoon good afternoon hi everybody good after i wish you'd shut up so i

01:03could just go to my goddamn lake house

01:05good afternoon hello black people

01:11oh my god good after let me begin good good after oh just you just got to go don't you

01:22and i wanted to come here yeah you didn't create this problem government failed you

01:27he just should have just started this good yes you just good afternoon everybody i know you're

01:38pissed good after hello blacks hello blacks out there god oh boy huh wow i just cannot wait to get to

01:49canny bunk port

01:50good old mackinac island yeah god i really need a couple weeks

01:58i need a couple weeks of no power and horse manure

02:02governor scratch it here i come

02:06the governor does have a home on mackinac island does he really i have no idea there's an official

02:12governor's residence on mackinac island of course

02:14get me the hell out of here

02:15i almost went the whole goddamn time without having to come to flint

02:20yeah

02:21oh thanks obama

02:23yeah he is he should escape

02:29i just picture like you know

02:31governor schneider walking along the shores of mackinac

02:33good afternoon

02:34white people

02:36and everyone else i've let down

02:40namely black people

02:41i'm here in beautiful mackinac island

02:45get him out of here please

02:48we're working on that last one there

02:52but as soon as we clear that black guy out of here i'll have a

02:56wonderful time of eating fudge

02:58taking carriage rides and riding a bicycle up and down the streets

03:02get him out of here please

03:08what are you to someone let him across the bridge

03:10did he swim here

03:12oh wait

03:13black guys don't swim

03:15i'm governor rick schneider

03:19this is pure mission

03:27i'm back boom

03:34oh god arrest him

03:35will someone choke him and tase him

03:38oh i'd love to see that pure michigan commercial

03:45eating fudge

03:46oh yeah

03:48this is having a great white old time

03:50nothing like riding a bike

03:53down in old-fashioned

03:58oh my god

04:00let's go for no study

04:00i hate you boo

04:02get that guy

04:03out of here for god's sakes

04:05i'm trying to have a great old white time

04:07there's nothing whiter than horseback riding and fudge

04:13no there isn't

04:14no

04:15carriage rides

04:16carriage rides and fudge

04:17oh the fact that there's

04:19you can even take a carriage ride anymore

04:21anywhere

04:22is the dumbest thing on earth

04:24there's not i mean the only fire trucks are the

04:26there's two fire trucks on the island

04:27that's the only motorized vehicles

04:29oh really

04:30yeah

04:30i've never been

04:31no i'll never go

04:33it'll i just will never go

04:34my whole life i'll never go

04:35old people love it

04:36my in-laws loved it

04:37my parents loved it

04:38oh i'm sure

04:39yeah

04:39oh

04:40but the on a warm day

04:42the smell of horse poop and fudge

04:44oh

04:45jesus

04:46oh

04:46that is a lethal mix

04:48yeah

04:49it's not

04:49and there's probably about

04:51it has the most fudge shops per capita

04:53like there's some statistic

04:54like in for that area

04:56yeah

04:56it's like the highest rate

04:57highest concentration of fudge shops

04:59anywhere in the world

05:00yeah

05:01mackinac island

05:02i counted about 15

05:05who needs water

05:06on this tiny little island

05:07when you got fudge

05:07yeah

05:08ah

05:10good old mackinac water

05:12crisp and clean

05:17he's just guzzling it all over himself

05:24pouring it on himself

05:25he's like sometimes i just take a glass of it

05:27and just pour it right on the ground

05:28yeah

05:28just waste it

05:30mackinac water

05:31waste it cause we can

05:32i'm governor snapper

05:37yeah

05:37that's pure michigan

05:39fit

05:40yeah

05:41yeah

05:42yeah

05:43all right

05:43yeah

05:44yeah

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