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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who had a customer pay him with change that he pulled from his pants and then Andy confesses he woke up to find a dime stuck to his belly.

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00:00this person said you know when I was in high school I worked at a grocery store as a cashier
00:08and you deal with a lot of gross unhygienic people but this one still haunts me this guy
00:13came through my register and he already smelled like B.O. and his clothes looked rough well after
00:20scanning his items I gave him his total and he reaches behind him grabs some change and handed
00:27it to me well as he walked away I noticed his shorts had no pockets he had no like fanny pack
00:34around his waist or anything where was he storing the change was the change just stuck to him with
00:40his sweat you know how it was holding the change his butt cheeks oh my god he paid in butt quarters
00:45I bet they were warm warm and sweaty I remember I used to work at a gas station too James
00:51and people sometimes hand you wet money yeah wet money women would pull dollar bills from their
00:57bras um I've had dudes pull money out of their crotch yeah no can you are you not allowed to
01:03refuse that well like if a guy reached into his crotch and handed me some money I'd be like no
01:08not accept your money not accept no ball money accepted here I was so young that you just don't
01:14even know you can say no to yeah Dave you wouldn't last a day in the oh I wouldn't stop
01:18world I know I would not have no but yeah it's it's disgusting money's disgusting I think there's
01:23been like studies on all the stuff the different stuff they find on it it's like cocaine and fluids
01:29and fecal matter fecal matter fecal matter so much so I'm sure there probably would have been
01:35fecal manner on that change if they had have done a little swab of it it's gross because I can't
01:40think of anywhere else on your back area you could hold change if you've got no pockets unless
01:45he's like really fat and he's got like a big layer like back fat that just rolls over he could I will
01:49I will say though as a fat guy I did a confession time I woke up uh uh the other day and I I was like
01:58I sleep in a shirt or whatever and I took my shirt off to take a shower and I had a dime stuck to my
02:03belly and a dime stuck to my belly took my shirt off in front of the mirror and I'm like what is
02:11that is that cancer is that it's a dime a belly dime that's just a loose belly dime
02:18is that cancer at least he found some of some value yeah you were relieved you're like oh it's not
02:24cancer oh thank god it's just a dime it's just a belly dime just a good old family good old-fashioned
02:29belly dime you're lucky you find money I just find crumbs of pizza and nachos and uh doritos I
02:35always find popcorn somewhere on my person when I'm somewhere on unexplainable yeah yeah but dime
02:44what can you do with a dime not much nothing I don't even use change I don't know where the hell
02:48it came from it must have been in my bed somehow I don't know I got up to something but yeah it was
02:53like right there I think a dime okay so ever since my father-in-law passed away people have been telling me
02:59all sorts of weird things but like if you find dimes that people are leaving them for you
03:04really like a thing oh weird like a past person right wow maybe your grandma left my grandma she
03:12she is your grandma yeah because I mean maybe she did leave it because she always used to say that
03:18I wasn't fat I was just like uh she said I was a growing boy things like that grandma I'm 34 years
03:24old I'm a growing man yeah when's a growing gonna stop yeah many people feel that dimes are a sign of
03:29communication from ancestors spirits or deceased loved ones that want you to know they're doing
03:33okay that's sweet that is sweet maybe it was her but she did always use it she was like very uh it
03:38was it was always two different takes on on my weight with her like she'd be like she'd say things
03:43like eat this pumpkin roll and then she'd say things like you're getting pretty big
03:47so maybe she was reminding me that I gotta I'll stick it to his gut yeah I'm thinking of you
03:55it does say that want you to know they're looking out for you
03:58yeah it was crazy she stuck it right on your belly so you'd go I wouldn't miss it
04:03yeah she'd be like well you're getting pretty big that was her way of saying it from the beyond
04:08well I hope the next damn you finds on like a cupcake or something yeah I know that's how she'd do it
04:14she would just be like she'd be like well you need to really watch your weight Andy you're gonna
04:17you know die and then she'd be like there's pumpkin cheesecake in there she's torn between like
04:24your health but also trying to spoil you as a grandson yeah exactly trying to find that happy
04:28medium yeah I have so many memories of her being like the husky section's over here
04:33I was husky a lot for most of my early childhood I thought that I was uh like a wolf like a wolf
04:39dog oh like that kind of husky that kind of not an actual husky I didn't part Siberian husky I had
04:45no idea both my eyes are the same color I don't know it's crazy yeah I never really knew what husky
04:53meant it was just how you said fat without really truly breaking somebody's spirit no I knew what husky
04:59especially when I went in for some pants fittings before and I couldn't fit into the pants
05:04my mom was like freaking out these are 32s you can't fit into 32s you are getting too big too
05:10oh these aren't husky hold on my dad used to always tell me all the time he'd be I'd be like trying to
05:14work out or whatever he'd be like that's just baby fat boy yeah I'd be like I'm 28 I'm not a baby
05:20anymore oh man um well that's that's a whole other story I guess but grandma's grandma's yeah she said
05:30hi she must have said hi to me with your belly dime with my belly dime got a belly dime belly dime
05:36from grandma yeah very nice she's thinking of you Andy
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