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Andy's Missing Belt
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Andy has lost his belt and the struggles that come along with it.
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00:00
it's Tuesday I haven't been able to find my belt and it's taking about 8% of my confidence away
00:08
this week oh no 8% down yeah I'm 8% down I'm only at 92% confident because I can't find my belt I
00:16
don't know where it is and I'm doing that like Chris Farley like you just always gotta you gotta do a skit
00:22
I can attest it sucks worse when it's real life
00:40
it's the saddest thing watching me go through my courtyard holding my food
00:52
that I bought yesterday with no belt so you're trying to hold your pants up and your food yeah
00:57
one hand's my burrito and one hand's my waist because if you lose your pants that's the saddest
01:04
thing that's ever happened with a burrito and you I'd be like figures what percentage of confidence
01:11
would you be down you'd be down another I mean 35% more that would be a huge drop yeah oh my god
01:17
I'd be like this is gonna be a bad week he's in the 50s in confidence right now
01:21
like I'm not confident at all it's barely confident I'll never do comedy again but how
01:27
do you lose a belt yeah somewhere around your place it was uh on these shorts I was wearing and
01:33
then I had to do laundry and then I threw it somewhere I can't oh yeah I'll do that every
01:38
once in a while it's a sweet belt too but it's it's starting to look like it it's been through
01:43
something better get a new one it's uh it's being pushed it's been it's been pushed to the limits
01:49
because for a while it was going the other way and I had to make some extra notches
01:53
yeah yeah well I hope you find your belt dandy me too gotta put a sign up or something missing
02:03
belt put it around the neighborhood like a dog oh my god I thought I saw it I swear to god I thought I
02:10
saw it I gotta get my nine percent confidence back call me back away yeah it goes up to 50
02:16
is there a reward
02:19
a reward for his missing belt
02:21
$100 reward
02:22
that's big
02:24
the other day I like ring your doorbell and you're like oh my god he's here he found it
02:30
he's got his back
02:31
is this it
02:32
that's him
02:33
wait hold on I gotta make sure it's yours
02:40
it's mine let me see let him come to me
02:42
that's a good boy
02:46
that's a good boy
02:47
oh he went right on
02:49
oh my god it's like your confidence shot way up
02:53
yeah you see
02:54
wow
02:55
standing a little taller
02:56
yeah
02:57
now I can attack I can seize the day
03:00
yeah
03:01
I can't wait for you to find that belt
03:03
don't forget you owe that guy $100
03:04
yeah I mean it was a lot
03:07
there you go man that was an important
03:09
it's worth it
03:10
that's an important piece
03:11
yeah
03:12
or you could just buy a new belt for $25
03:15
yeah
03:15
those don't work for me my belts I gotta go high end
03:19
yeah you gotta
03:19
oh yeah higher than $25 huh
03:21
all the stuff it's trying to strap back in
03:23
I mean
03:24
what's your belt worth
03:25
yeah what's uh
03:26
what's your belt worth
03:26
it's like a $75 belt
03:28
yeah
03:29
fancy
03:30
what
03:31
does it give you a BJ or a bottle
03:32
I know
03:33
it's just they got you
03:34
they gotta have a change to structure on it
03:36
they got you
03:36
they got you
03:36
they have a holster for a gun
03:39
they've got you
03:39
good quality
03:40
yeah well I just don't
03:41
I don't you know
03:41
I've had a
03:42
I've had a belt that I spent
03:44
not so much money on
03:45
and it went wrong
03:45
I think I remember that
03:47
and then I was out
03:47
and I
03:48
pulled it too hard
03:50
and the thing snapped off
03:51
and then I'm walking around
03:52
trying to keep my dick in my pants
03:54
yeah
03:54
wow
03:55
goodness gracious me
03:56
yep
03:56
I remember your last incident with the belt
03:59
belt incidents
03:59
every once in a while
04:00
yeah
04:01
that's why you gotta
04:02
you gotta pay a little more
04:03
for the
04:04
the power
04:04
right
04:05
I go right to the fat guy store for it
04:07
they know what you want
04:08
they're like
04:08
we know what it takes to keep your
04:09
genitals
04:10
I bet your confidence
04:13
like you walk in there like
04:15
where where where
04:16
look at you
04:17
looks like your confidence
04:18
is down to about 35%
04:20
that's right
04:21
did your pants fall down
04:23
while you were walking to your car
04:24
while I was carrying a burrito
04:26
oh my god
04:27
I know
04:28
well guess what
04:29
we got a new line of these
04:30
belts are super indestructible
04:32
you cool bastards
04:33
I'm gonna need that one
04:34
$75 for this one
04:35
you know what would look good on you
04:36
this one right here
04:37
oh
04:38
look at that
04:39
yeah
04:39
alright I'll take it
04:41
75
04:41
75 bucks
04:43
another easy sale boys
04:44
I will say that
04:46
you know
04:47
when I had this shop
04:48
years ago
04:48
at the bigger guy store
04:49
the
04:50
they rape you
04:51
yes
04:52
they take advantage
04:53
they've got you
04:53
that's what I said
04:54
they've got you
04:55
like what else you gonna do
04:56
they're like they're showing you
04:57
the titanium belt
04:58
and you're not gonna buy it
05:00
yeah
05:01
no like so
05:01
like a t-shirt
05:03
you'd see anywhere else
05:04
for like nine bucks
05:04
it's like 50 bucks there
05:06
it's crazy
05:06
yeah
05:07
yeah
05:07
yeah but they got my size
05:10
you know
05:11
yeah
05:11
I get it
05:12
my ever fluctuating size
05:14
and they're closed right now
05:16
probably
05:16
yeah I think you can do
05:17
shopping there
05:18
online
05:18
online
05:19
yeah I need to
05:20
there you go
05:21
see if they'll like
05:23
hurry a big belt to you
05:25
yeah
05:25
rush me a belt
05:26
yeah
05:27
rush it to me
05:28
I run out there
05:28
and meet the delivery driver
05:30
in the middle of the courtyard
05:31
$65 overnight shipping
05:33
yeah
05:33
I had it droned in
05:35
yeah
05:36
and that'll cost you
05:38
an extra 50 bucks
05:39
so you're in for
05:39
125 bucks
05:40
for a belt
05:41
losing my ass
05:42
to cover my ass
05:44
yep
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