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Beasley Digital
  • 4/22/2025
Dave's flat tire this morning shocked Andy because his car seems indestructible and that leads to Dave recalling that he scared Andy yesterday with his loud car horn.

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00:30My dad always does the double honk and wave whenever he's leaving anywhere, you know?
00:35So as I was leaving yesterday, Andy was walking in front just kind of looking at his phone,
00:39so I gave him the honk-honk and wave.
00:41I thought he was about to get killed.
00:43That's like all of my family, too.
00:44They all do that.
00:46Let me tell you guys something.
00:47Dave's horn on that thing.
00:48It's a ship horn, isn't it?
00:49I thought a goddamn jet was coming from there or something.
00:53I've never heard anything so loud in my life.
00:56He jumped quite high.
00:58That horn is the loudest horn I've ever heard.
01:01I was like, are you driving like a goddamn bus?
01:04Dude, why do you have a horn like that?
01:07That's not even...
01:09That shouldn't be.
01:12Like my phone...
01:13It like scrambled my phone.
01:15I'm going to see if I can get...
01:20Oh.
01:21Hey, Dave.
01:22Andy, have a good day.
01:24Oh, my God.
01:25Oh, I'm defecated.
01:26I'm defecated in my pants.
01:29Have a good day, Dave.
01:31See you, Andy.
01:32Good to see you, man.
01:34That's what it was like.
01:35My hair moved.
01:40Oh, my God.
01:41One more time, buddy.
01:43I'll see you later.
01:44I felt like cholesterol in my heart that had been there for a minute.
01:47I got knocked loose.
01:49I was like, oh, thanks, Dave.
01:51I was like, that gave me about another five years on this thing.
01:54You said it sounded like some sort of dinosaur or something.
01:57Yeah, I was like, I didn't realize you drove a dinosaur.
02:00Yeah.
02:01He does.
02:01He drives a goddamn brontosaurus.
02:03That's like it.
02:03Yeah.
02:06Well, it's about the same size.
02:07And then when I say goodbye to him, I'm looking up at him like he's in Voltron.
02:12I'm like, hey, Dave.
02:14Have a good day, Wampere.
02:16Thanks for startling me so good.
02:18Okay, Andy.
02:19I'm off for the day, man.
02:21I'll see you later.
02:22One more.
02:22One more two for good luck here.
02:23Yep.
02:24Yep.
02:26Right as I got shattered my windows.
02:29Look at that.
02:32It was.
02:33It was crazy.
02:34So, you'll need like 20 people to change your tire?
02:39He's going to need like.
02:40He's going to need an.
02:42Yeah.
02:42He's going to need an industrial jack.
02:44I mean, it doesn't.
02:45You just can't use one that comes in a normal car.
02:48Oh, you can't jack that car up with a regular jack.
02:50No, my God.
02:50Are you kidding me?
02:52You need like a bodybuilder to jack that thing up.
02:55They need like a forklift to get it up.
02:59It was crazy.
03:01I didn't mean to startle you.
03:03I was just.
03:04Not knowing it was going to happen.
03:05Right.
03:06I didn't know.
03:07And then just the fact that like if it would have been a regular car horn, like I've had
03:10people honk at me.
03:11Dave's car horn was just something else, man.
03:13I never heard.
03:14It's aggressive.
03:15It's aggressive.
03:15It's crazy, dude.
03:17I was like.
03:19Honestly, I had never even heard it before.
03:21I don't think I'd ever used it maybe once or twice, but my windows have been up.
03:24Right.
03:24My window was down.
03:26Yes.
03:26So I was like, whoa.
03:27Yeah, that is loud.
03:29Now you know not to use it.
03:30Yeah, now God, it would scare the hell out of people like a senior or anything.
03:34Yeah, it's a loud horn, man.
03:35I was like, I was very scared.
03:38I didn't mean to startle you.
03:39It was just my dad kicked into me.
03:41I was like, hold on to you, Andy.
03:43And the double honk, too.
03:45Like the double honk.
03:46Yeah, well, the one shook me up, and the second one was the death blow.
03:50Yeah.
03:53Sounded like he was riding a dinosaur.
03:56It did.
03:56I was like, good Christ.
03:57I think you did jump up onto the green space there.
04:01I thought you were dying.
04:02I did.
04:02I thought it was over.
04:03Oh, my God, something's barreling at me.
04:04I did.
04:05I was like, there's an airplane landing.
04:06It's all over.
04:07It is one of the biggest vehicles.
04:09It's like, to me, it's like one of those, it's almost like one of those army vehicles
04:14that could carry another vehicle inside of it.
04:16Yes.
04:17You know?
04:18Like Andy could just pull his car right up into Dave's.
04:21See you, Dave?
04:22Hey, guys, have a good afternoon.
04:25It is.
04:25Good show, Dave.
04:25You could keep ATVs in the back of it and stuff.
04:28Yeah, exactly.
04:28Just jump right out.
04:30You know?
04:30He could do all those tricks from...
04:32Almost killed Andy.
04:36Dave honks his horn, and you'd think the Red Wings scored.
04:42That's it.
04:42That's it.
04:44Me!
04:47Holy cow.
04:48Zetterberg put one in.
04:50I didn't know the wings were playing at 10 AM.
04:55Yeah.
04:57Oh, that is funny.
04:58That is kind of what it sounds like.
05:04Bye, guys!
05:06I'll see you later!
05:07Jesus!
05:08The guy makes an announcement.
05:10Where are Dave?
05:12He's leaving.
05:14He should actually have that thing that sounds like that.
05:17All right, Andy, see you later!
05:20Bye, Dave!
05:21Good Christ!
05:23You're going to drive safe home, Andy!
05:25He gave me a gray swatch in my hair, like Rogue.
05:28Yeah.
05:30You came in and changed me the next day.
05:33I did, I was...
05:33You changed Andy's DNA.
05:36I was jumpy.
05:36I was lebih�ed.
05:39Bye.
05:39See you later.
05:45You're back.