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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about movies that make you cry no matter how many times you watch them and when Dave can't remember the name, 'Armageddon', he sings the theme music to Andy.

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00:00is there a movie that always makes you cry no matter how many times you've seen it i know
00:11top gun is chucks no no no i mean i don't i don't like the goose part but uh someone posed that
00:20question uh this weekend on the internet and it kind of went viral did you guys ever see this
00:26movie called the lobster you ever heard of it no i just had a lobster roll on the weekend which was
00:32delicious well that's something i would talk about because this movie is bizarro i didn't watch it it
00:38was just on last night who was in it a whole bunch of people look it up just look it up it's look it
00:44up what it's about it's the weirdest movie 2015 film yeah and i don't remember comedy never heard
00:53of it absurdist dystopian black comedy yep it's weird it's yeah i've never heard of it in my life
01:00and then it was just on and there was a lot of celebrities in it the first google question is
01:06what is the point of the movie the lobster listen to the or what read the description of the
01:13who's the movie in the film single people are given 45 days to find romantic partners or otherwise be
01:19turned into animals isn't that weird you got 45 days to find a lover or we'll make you an animal
01:27i mean it is weird but i'll be honest i watch movies that involve space wizards with laser swords
01:33yep so exactly it's all about your it actually got really good i know reviews yes so did you enjoy it
01:41i didn't watch it i it it was just fascinated by it and i was surprised i never heard of it before
01:46i never like what a weird concept it only cost four million bucks to make yeah but it only made
01:51190 000 which is not good oh my god that's why we never heard of it 90 000 weird weird though idea
01:59for a movie yeah i mean if i had 45 days to find love it would be a lobster so quick
02:04it's not really a good movie uh andy can't be here anymore he's a lobster now
02:10damn this absurdist dystopian future i gotta carry him around in a cage yeah you put me in the tank
02:18i'm in here with you i'd have to stop eating lobster rolls just to make sure i didn't need andy
02:22that sucks i'd have to give up lobsters so i wouldn't make sure not to eat like the idea of
02:28you guys doing the show rather you just need the lobster is just in here
02:30oh andy couldn't find love he's a lobster now he's a lobster now
02:34chuck leaves your tank your aquarium yeah exactly i mean i could take care of you
02:39that's true i would trust chuck to take care of me since he's got the experience with lobsters
02:43he'd have to like adopt you and take you home you'd be weird to be doing the show and like your 45 days
02:49like you know run out right as we're doing it and it's like oh yeah i don't like a lobster oh my god
02:54i'm scrambling to try to find salt water to put them in yeah well the peep shows obviously andy
03:00becomes a lobster yeah that's gotta be the peep show yeah definitely the moment you change you're
03:06like he's mean he keeps pinching me yeah i don't think it's him anymore you'd be very upset yeah i
03:12think the two movies uh that made me cry that embarrassed me uh one was marley and me because
03:18you as i said yeah you can't not cry you can't not cry but literally you cry and the lights go up
03:23and like you're in this we were in a full theater amber and i and just you know as a guy you don't want
03:28to be weeping yeah and the other one was even worse that was um oh what's the name of it
03:34i don't want to miss the thing oh armageddon yeah armageddon
03:40you scared me dude i didn't know what was going on yeah if you don't know
03:46if you don't understand the concept it seemed like he was singing you a love song
04:01i wasn't awake i thought it made me i felt like i should have left the room
04:05i don't have something in his brain
04:06it was weird
04:07it was like
04:08oh man
04:11andy's face is all red
04:14i didn't mean to sing aerosmith to you
04:17i was like a help me out
04:19yeah i know he wanted the name of the movie but i didn't know what was going on
04:22andy you found love you don't have to be a lobster now
04:24turns out dave's in love with him
04:31and the wonderful movie armageddon
04:37it would be amazing that that song just brings him back to life
04:40like you just slowly transform from a lobster back into a real man
04:44and you're gonna describe armageddon you go like right to the you're like the asteroid movie
04:49that's what i don't know that's the first thing that came to my head
05:12you