Andy at the Pool

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a girl who was robbed while on a first date at a pool and imagine what a pool date would be like with Andy involved.

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00:00a 38 year old guy met a woman through tinder they decided to meet up and then things went

00:15a little south for her uh-oh here's that story from abc 15 in phoenix take a listen

00:21yeah he got away with her entire purse and her car keys her id with her address on it and her

00:27phone how she linked up with this guy in the first place with the online dating app tinder

00:32it's rough dating is rough these days and because of that she thought she was doing all the right

00:37things when deciding to meet her online date for the first time feel like i took the appropriate

00:43cautions with this meeting him in public at a busy venue during the day she doesn't want to be

00:50identified but says the pair had talked for weeks on the phone and it continued to flow while they

00:54sat by the phoenician pool he seemed he put me at ease he seemed genuine and i trusted him

01:01at least enough to leave my stuff with him while i went to the restroom don't leave your purse

01:06yeah that's crazy right i don't even leave it with people i know like i'm taking my purse into the

01:10bathroom which people i know yeah my mom's getting nowhere near my purse you never know

01:16somebody looks away that you're with and then some other somebody else comes and swipes keep that purse

01:21with you yeah guys i stole lisa's purse i don't know why i did it i don't know i gambled with all

01:28her money i didn't leave her savings account andy andy that's so wrong oh man if you give me my

01:34purse no honestly if you can get your hands on lisa's purse who knows what's in it she thought that

01:39would be a fun public place she was in a bathing suit too like they're hanging out by the pool yeah

01:44now you have no money no id no phone and you're in a bathing suit

01:48how do you get home a bathing suit is funny wow what a bad first date for me the old pool

01:56would you meet a girl at a pool for a first date i mean like what am i gonna you like my my choice

02:02of pool gear it's a hawaiian button-up and uh these really baggy swim trunks we pop the shirt off see

02:09if i can close this you got your snorkel yeah i'm like let's dive for rings you want to dive for rings

02:16let's let's throw the rings at the bottom of the pool and buy for them see how long we can hold

02:20our breath it's super hard time getting to the bottom

02:22you want to get a room and have some hot sex

02:31pool date not gonna be your strong point it shouldn't be my first date no

02:36we gotta be in love oh my god i i would fail miserably on a pool date oh yeah like me trying

02:42to come out of the water like looking hot like my chest hair all askew

02:49just perfectly flattened down and then like uh my shorts suck up against my tiny little wiener

02:58and i and i get out of there and i tell you what even with the ladder it's not pretty oh my god no

03:05it's like a cascading effect of water that like has created it's like when a whale jumps out of the

03:11water and it takes all that water with it because it's so goddamn huge when i get out of a pool

03:17there's like a literal goddamn niagara falls of water that comes off of me it pulls my shorts down

03:23so you see half of my ass crack you gotta watch it and you can't let go of those can't let go of

03:28those reels my white back fat just illuminated in the sun that's i look

03:34dude me on a beach i am as white i'm the whitest person on the beach

03:44oh yeah there's a pool at my apartment complex and i would go there and i was just like i can't

03:50be doing this around anybody oh i gotta go when there's nobody here because it is i get out of

03:54the water it's like it's like a submarine just surfaced wow so much water i retain a lot of

04:01water i'm telling you people in the shallow end all of a sudden they're down there's waters down

04:05their ankles i'm sorry everyone dude i'm not even going tsunami i'm not even going near the ladder

04:11oh yeah to be honest because my lack my lack of flexibility uh and sometimes those ladders are

04:18like well you gotta like spider-man yourself what what is the deal the pool ladder so you gotta go

04:24i don't even i just go to the steps i'm not wasting my time with that ladder i have swam to the steps

04:28before because of how troublesome the goddamn ladder is because you do you got to do like some navy seal

04:33type stuff to get your first leg on that i always feel like uh you gotta like propel yourself like a

04:38dollar it doesn't i don't know i don't know i would have thought that it would have been even worse

04:42for you because that first step sometimes is like really seriously it's right at the top

04:47of the water you gotta be like like i'm a tall guy i've got long legs yeah i don't know it's weird

04:54to me like it's like uh yeah poorly designed the guy you know like i have a pool i don't have a ladder

04:59in my pool i was like here's the one thing i don't want a ladder yeah no ladders yeah you got the steps

05:07i like the steps yeah but those do the same thing too though i mean the water and the suction and

05:11everything is just so bad for me i almost like the worst is that the worst first date you can think

05:17of location wise a pool oh that or a haunted house or oh yeah haunted house would be bad for

05:22you what else would be bad for me skydiving yeah you can't do that oh who does that on a first date

05:28oh you never know some people do stuff like that you never know it's weird an extreme sports first

05:32date yeah we're not meant to be yeah i'm not the one not the one for you no i need some place

05:39relaxed chill that i can spit my white hot game

05:42a couch i need a couch for the pool pool party not it no i mean i'll go to a pool but i do i just

05:50sit there you know yeah and my hawaiian shirt that i got with flowers on it chill out by the side of it

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