Buffalo Bill's Pool Party

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a craigslist ad for a local pool party that was listed and imagine the guy behind the post might be a little creepy.

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00:00Ladies, how could you pass up this ad on Craigslist?

00:11A listener sent us this that he spotted.

00:13This is happening tomorrow.

00:15Lisa, you may want to consider it.

00:16Oh, okay.

00:17This guy says, I'm going to be hosting a pool party for any females interested in joining me at my new area home.

00:25I won't make it too specific.

00:26Yeah.

00:26Nice backyard pool and privacy fencing, Lisa.

00:30Okay.

00:30There'll be snacks and barbecue.

00:31I like it.

00:32Some alcoholic beverages if 21 and over or soft drinks and bottled water if preferred.

00:39Willing to host up to 10 girls for the afternoon, he says.

00:42Must be willing to spend the day topless.

00:46Full nudity may be your option.

00:50If interested, please reply to this ad and tell me about yourself and I'll let you know where to be.

00:55This guy is hosting a pool party tomorrow and is just hoping that 10 Craigslist bitches will show up topless and party with him.

01:04And who do you think will show up to that party?

01:06What do you think those girls will be like?

01:07It'll probably just be me showing up.

01:09Yeah, I was going to say.

01:10It's just James.

01:10You can do it.

01:11I can go topless, you said?

01:12Okay.

01:13Dude, I mean.

01:13I'm ready.

01:14Yeah, you're all in.

01:15You're in.

01:16Definitely.

01:16I got booze.

01:17Snacks and booze.

01:18Come on a motorboat with these titties.

01:21That's it.

01:21You're looking better when they're wet.

01:22I'll tell you why.

01:23That's an offer you don't pass up.

01:24But honestly, will there be women on Craigslist that take this guy up on his offer?

01:30I think there will be one woman that's.

01:32I do love swimming.

01:33Right.

01:33It sounds like that.

01:34Yeah, I just got to cool down.

01:36He has one key word in there.

01:38Snacks.

01:39Snacks and barbecue.

01:40Wow, you got barbecue and snacks on a day that's really hot.

01:44I really got to cool down.

01:46I hope there's plenty of bratwursts.

01:49Brats.

01:50I hope you didn't fill the pool too much because I tend to displace a lot of water.

01:55Cannonball.

01:56Cannonball.

02:00Look out!

02:05I mean, I'm sure there'll be a screening process, right?

02:08He's not just going to taste those comers.

02:10No, it's just Craigslist.

02:11And you know what?

02:11There'll be more dudes there than anything.

02:13What kind of pool do you think it is?

02:16I think it's like a little.

02:17Above ground?

02:18Above ground.

02:19Nine.

02:19Nine foot circle.

02:21The ones where you inflate just the top ring and then fill out the water with the garden

02:24hose?

02:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:26But he probably stepped up.

02:27He got the upgraded version with the heater and an actual filter.

02:30Nice!

02:30Yeah, yeah.

02:31Some stuff was on sale for it at Walmart.

02:33Nice!

02:33They were.

02:34Sweet!

02:35High end.

02:35Bobby's Day special.

02:36Uh-huh, uh-huh.

02:37It's in, well, I'll say it.

02:38Farmington Hills is where it is.

02:39Oh, okay.

02:41I mean, no hot chick's ever going to answer that ad because it sounds super creepy.

02:45Yeah.

02:46Like he will be killed.

02:47Yeah, like if you go to my pool party.

02:50Let's go to my pool party!

02:52Just get in the pool!

02:54God damn it!

02:56What a funny idea for a movie.

02:58Buffalo Bills pool party.

03:00Oh, there's plenty of snacks!

03:04I got snacks and I got a pool!

03:07Come on over!

03:09Come on!

03:10Come on over!

03:11Help me make some s'mores!

03:16Summertime memory!

03:21Okay, everybody in the basement!

03:24Come on in the basement!

03:26I got some special pots down there!

03:28But it's a pool party!

03:31Get in the basement!

03:33What if Buffalo Bill did like a little teaser video on his Craigslist ad?

03:36How do you think it would sound if you were, you know, going to put one together?

03:40Hey, I'm Buffalo Bill!

03:43I want you to come over and swim with me!

03:47We just want you to come over and swim!

03:50Seriously, it's a nice pool!

03:52I just made it!

03:53It took an hour to blow up all the floaties!

03:59Look how pretty we are!

04:01You can rub lotion on you!

04:05Sunscreen on you!

04:06I like to watch you putting lotion on you!

04:09You need any help?

04:11Oh, hold on a second.

04:12I didn't have my dick tucked.

04:13For the video.

04:16Uh-oh.

04:18Just to clarify.

04:20Buffalo Bill and Buffalo Bob's pool party.

04:24Buffalo Bob.

04:24Buffalo Bob, his brother.

04:26The Buffalo Brothers.

04:27The Buffalo Brothers pool party, join them.

04:29We get up to no good.

04:31We kind of like the same things.

04:34What are you grilling over there?

04:36That's human meat.

04:40Those ribs.

04:41Those ribs look.

04:42That stinks.

04:43That stinks.

04:44That's the most hard taste.

04:46If you have some, would you gotta eat the rip?

04:51You'll know you're at the right place when you see both of our fans.

04:57Look for the two white fans with no windows.

05:03It's hilarious that he has a brother, and it's hilarious that he's throwing a pool.

05:06I love the Beach Boys.

05:10Of course he does.

05:11You could see us.

05:13Both tucked and dancing to surfer music.

05:16They're all be wearing the faggy.

05:18They're all be wearing the faggy.

05:19Marretta sandals too.

05:22The frizzy, boozy, brown hair.

05:25Surfing USA.

05:27Surfing USA, all right.

05:32Surfing.

05:33Surfing USA.

05:36Get in the basement.

05:36Oh, you gotta re-talk, Bill.

05:40No, I got too excited.

05:44Join us this weekend for Buffalo Bill and Buffalo Bob's Craigslist Pool Party.

05:49Let me do a need of that near you.

05:51Nobody's showed.

05:52NO ONE EVER COMES TO OUR POOL PARTIES!

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