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Buffalo Bill's Craigslist Ads
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak reveal the voice behind every ad you'll find on Craigslist!
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00:00
25-year-old woman hired a hairstylist on Craigslist last week, but then she didn't like the hairstyle
00:15
she got, so she complained to the Craigslist hairstylist, and that's when the hairstylist
00:21
blasted her with pepper spray.
00:23
Things that will never happen to me.
00:25
Lisa, you going to that Craigslist hairdresser today?
00:28
No.
00:30
Never.
00:30
There's no training necessary when it's a Craigslist hair salon.
00:36
What other things can you get?
00:38
I never even thought about that.
00:40
Like, anything.
00:40
Services?
00:41
Can I get surgery?
00:42
Well, that's highly illegal.
00:45
I don't know.
00:46
Okay, so I'm looking on Craigslist Detroit now.
00:49
They'll steal your organs.
00:50
Yeah, they will.
00:51
Let's put surgery in here and see what comes up.
00:55
I'm looking for, like, out-of-the-ordinary stuff, though.
00:57
Maybe it's under code words that I'll never understand.
01:00
That's just it, you know.
01:02
Professional junk removal?
01:03
Does that mean they'll jerk me off?
01:04
I don't think so.
01:06
I think they're just going to take your stuff away.
01:07
Oh, it's probably just a redneck dumpster.
01:10
Yeah.
01:13
Okay, jerking me off here.
01:16
Dave calls him up.
01:17
I'm looking for you guys to come jerk me off.
01:21
He's like, I got a big piece of junk I need removed.
01:24
Apparently, there's all sorts of code words on Craigslist that we found out about, like, snow and all sorts of stuff.
01:33
Yeah.
01:33
Oh, there's call me if you need a ride.
01:35
That seems legit.
01:37
Craigslist Uber.
01:39
I can drive you anywhere you need to go.
01:41
I can drive you to and from the airport.
01:43
I have a chauffeur's license.
01:45
I drive safe.
01:46
My driving record is clean.
01:48
I'll also take your skin off.
01:49
Yeah.
01:51
No, no, no.
01:52
Get in the car.
01:53
Just get in the car or go to the airport.
01:57
Get in the car.
02:00
Get in the car.
02:04
That's what I think.
02:05
That's what I think, Alex.
02:08
Get in the car.
02:11
You did start to lose it like that, didn't you?
02:13
Oh, yeah.
02:15
Come on.
02:16
Put the lotion in the basket.
02:19
This sounds legit.
02:21
Get auto repairs for females only.
02:25
Ladies, I'm doing weekend repairs on cars for women only.
02:28
I know how these shops operate.
02:30
Trust me.
02:31
They rip you off.
02:32
I'm just tossing this out there for the single moms and women who are looking for a break.
02:37
Don't do it, ladies.
02:38
No.
02:39
Let me fix your car.
02:40
Come on.
02:42
Let me change your oil.
02:45
They're going to rip you off.
02:49
Get in the car.
02:52
Tell me where you live.
02:54
Why do I feel that that's the voice behind every one of these ads?
02:58
Every one from the pet grooming.
03:00
Yeah.
03:01
Let me cut your dog's hair.
03:03
Yeah.
03:04
Come on.
03:05
I got a cute name.
03:06
My business has a cute name.
03:13
I got a party bus.
03:16
Rent my party bike.
03:20
Yeah.
03:21
Let's just throw a cat sitter cat watcher.
03:23
Oh, wow.
03:23
I want to watch your cat.
03:26
That's creepy.
03:27
I want to watch your cat.
03:28
Tell me where you live.
03:30
No.
03:31
Tell me where you live, Lisa.
03:34
I want to watch your cat.
03:38
Take care of it.
03:40
I have one cat of my own, and I absolutely love him.
03:45
I'm very passionate about cat.
03:49
I would love to cat sit.
03:51
Visits would be about 30 to 60 minutes long.
03:57
Services include feeding, refreshing water, dishes, lots of playing, cleaning cat litter
04:05
box, distributing medicine.
04:09
Take your medicine.
04:10
Take it, cat.
04:12
Just take it.
04:14
Come on.
04:16
Prices range from 12 bucks to 22 bucks.
04:19
I'm affordable.
04:21
Oh, yeah.
04:24
Oh, there's your typical Craigslist voice.
04:28
That's the voice we hear every time we read one of those ads.
04:32
I'm sure some of them are legit, but I'm sure some of them are killers.
04:38
No, like, I mean, that is a legit statement.
04:41
Lots of, like, DJs on a budget.
04:46
I just want to play music.
04:50
It works for every one of them.
04:51
It sure does.
04:53
Absolutely.
04:54
Oh, mobile welding.
04:57
We come to you.
04:58
I'll weld something for you.
05:00
Just let me know where you live.
05:03
Let me in your garage.
05:04
They weld your dead body in the basement so nobody can find it.
05:09
Interior painting for less.
05:11
I just want to paint something for you.
05:14
Come on.
05:17
Need a new toilet.
05:18
I'll put a toilet in.
05:22
You can get anything you want done.
05:24
I mean, you can get anything you want done.
05:26
That's for sure.
05:27
Yeah, but who'll show up to do it?
05:30
I think a lot of these people.
05:32
It's like fall, lawn, aeration, and jerk yard.
05:34
I have a mobile shrink wrap business.
05:37
I'll shrink wrap you.
05:40
He does.
05:41
Someone around there does.
05:46
Is your computer broken?
05:49
It's probably all the same guy.
05:51
Let me in.
05:54
You want me to build you a website?
05:56
There's another one.
05:59
Yep.
06:00
Buffalo Bill's website.
06:01
Buffalo Bill's Craigslist ads.
06:03
Yep.
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