Andy's Crystal Helmet

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a very expensive line of crystal Star Wars collectibles and Andy imagines a world where he was rich enough to buy the $9,000 helmets.

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00:00The other Star Wars items I don't get is, you know the Swarovski crystal place?

00:10They've got a whole collection. It's like stuff your grandma would love.

00:15Is there like elderly lady Star Wars crystal collectors?

00:20I mean, look at the price of these things.

00:22It's like little crystal Darth Vader.

00:24Yeah, there will be.

00:25They're hundreds of dollars.

00:26My grandma had little crystal things.

00:29I was like, yeah, of course.

00:31Look at the Yoda one.

00:32It's so funny to me.

00:33Look, there's a Darth Vader crystal helmet for almost nine grand.

00:38Oh my gosh.

00:39Oh my gosh, there's helmets.

00:42Thousands of dollars.

00:43Andy, no.

00:44Andy, no.

00:47Look away.

00:48Get it off the screen.

00:50What other ones do they have?

00:52They had a Boba Fett.

00:54Let me see.

00:55Look at it.

00:56That's Boba Fett.

00:57It's 8,500 bucks.

00:58Stormtrooper.

00:58That's affordable.

01:00No, it's just 800.

01:04Oh no.

01:05No, it's almost $9,500.

01:06I thought that was a dollar sign.

01:078,550 bucks for the Boba Fett.

01:11Oh God.

01:11Go ahead.

01:12Click the other angles on that, would you?

01:14Yeah, give me a sec.

01:15Just so you see the other angles.

01:17Oh God.

01:18It's very nice.

01:20Oh God.

01:21It's beautiful.

01:22Who's the market for this?

01:23Is it like gang Star Wars fans?

01:25Rich me?

01:27Yeah.

01:27Rich Andy.

01:28Rich Andy.

01:29Rich Andy.

01:31Rich Andy.

01:32You want a crystallized Boba Fett helmet?

01:34God damn right.

01:35I don't want a crystal Boba Fett helmet.

01:37I just, God damn it.

01:40Nothing, nothing says I love Star Wars and I'm rich like a crystal Boba Fett helmet.

01:48Oh man.

01:52That's the truth.

01:52That's true.

01:53That's the truth.

01:54For a reasonable 8550.

01:57I'm going to go home tonight and I'm going to bedazzle my Boba Fett helmet and make it

02:03look like this.

02:04You almost have to.

02:06No, you don't.

02:07That's all they've done?

02:09I think those are, that's made a real crystal.

02:11Nah.

02:11It is real crystal.

02:12It is.

02:13That's why it's expensive.

02:13That's why it's, Chuck, it's the crystal store, you fool.

02:16That's a, yeah.

02:19Now it's not real crystal.

02:20It's not real crystal.

02:22Come on.

02:22Yes, it is.

02:23Maybe little chips of crystal.

02:25My God.

02:26It'd be sweet to just have millions.

02:28This impressive limited edition has been crafted with over 9,600 crystals in five different

02:34colors set by hand.

02:35Right, but they're just bedazzled.

02:37The crystals are just put on there.

02:39Like, it's not like it's a crystal skull, which would be awesome.

02:42No, we didn't say it was made with crystals.

02:43It was not carved out of a giant crystal.

02:45No.

02:45There's tiny little crystals all throughout.

02:47So I can do the same thing in my bedazzles.

02:48But they fused them together, right, with their magic?

02:50Yeah, they used their pointage technique.

02:5387 hours it took to make it.

02:55Jesus Christ.

02:56There's only 300 of them worldwide.

02:58Oh.

02:59And it's still available.

03:00If I went to Rich Andy's house and saw that, I would be impressed.

03:03Would you?

03:04I would.

03:04I'd be like, that's beautiful.

03:05Okay, so what about if you were-

03:06Because I like crystals.

03:07That's a centerpiece right there.

03:08What about if you were dating Andy?

03:10Would that be an okay thing?

03:12She's fine with his money.

03:13Yeah, yeah.

03:14God damn it.

03:15Anybody would be happy if I could afford an $8,000 crystal Boba Fett on it.

03:19Every chick is happy.

03:20My word.

03:21I'd be like, yeah.

03:21You want to see chicks celebrating.

03:25Do a little dance around that display.

03:29Crystal helmet.

03:31Disposable income.

03:32Just honor him.

03:36Money, money, money, money.

03:37On a whim, he spent $9,000 on a helmet.

03:42That's my boyfriend.

03:45They'd love it.

03:46I know.

03:47Beep, beep, beep-a-dee-beep, beep, squippity-beep.

03:49Oh, yeah.

03:52Yeah, it'd be exciting, I think, I guess.

03:55I wasn't, I thought maybe it's too nerdy.

03:58Fine.

03:58Yeah, that would be the money.

04:00That's all I do.

04:00At least they'd be doing that flapper dance to this.

04:03Chicks.

04:03I had that kind of money.

04:05Any girl, they'd do a striptease to this.

04:08Wow.

04:08Boots-ka-doo-doo.

04:09Yeah, that kind of money.

04:10They'd be in the Slave Leia costume as well.

04:14Yeah.

04:14Yeah, they wouldn't mind.

04:16Yeah.

04:16Oh, my goodness.

04:17Yeah, I want one.

04:18I could see like a white pedestal.

04:20Mm-hmm.

04:22With just that and a completely white room.

04:24Yep.

04:24I'd have a whole...

04:26You'd have to have it lit, though.

04:28Oh, it'd be well lit.

04:29It'd be well lit.

04:30It'd be well lit.

04:31Show off the sparkle.

04:32Jesus Christ, the sparkle.

04:34Look at it.

04:34Oh, yeah, you need special lights over it.

04:36Yeah.

04:36It'd be pretty.

04:37Maybe something that moves, like a light that moves so that the...

04:40Or just the pedestal moves.

04:41It's all a pipe dream.

04:43It's all a pipe dream.

04:44I'll never have it.

04:45I'll never have this light.

04:47Wait till you see my bedazzled one.

04:49It'll be way more affordable at $120.

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