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Chuck and Andy use Alexa
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news story involving Amazon Echoes which leads to Chuck and Andy giving their own commands to the device.
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two local news anchors in san diego did a story about a girl who accidentally ordered a dollhouse
00:16
using her parents amazon echo when one of them said alexa order me a dollhouse
00:21
then they repeated that on the newscast and amazon echoes all over the city tried to order
00:28
dollhouses for people who were watching that newscast at the time okay so you got to be real
00:34
careful with these see uh the cw6 in san diego has the story take a listen here when jim and linda
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were talking about a child who accidentally bought a dollhouse and four pounds of cookies
00:44
alexa ordered me a dollhouse as soon as jim said that viewers all over san diego started
00:51
complaining their echo devices had tried to order dollhouses alexa order me a 12 inch black
00:58
dildo hopefully no one listening has alexa near the radio i know they do because i think people
01:08
were saying that at every time you brought it up dave people were saying hey every time you say
01:14
alexa uh your show goes mute they're like listening to us yeah it mutes you guys and then says i don't
01:19
understand the question if they're listening to us through it it turns us off so every time we were
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saying its name it's screwing stuff up so please i can only hope that that last command was followed
01:32
confirm
01:33
sales of black dildos have just skyrocketed in detroit
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we've seen a huge dub in black dildo sales yeah still getting used to having that alexa thing in
01:45
my house oh yeah you have it yeah robin got one for her birthday oh wow do you like it i don't care
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about it at all she like she loves it like yeah i think i would like it too freaked me out first
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couple of days though because i'd be like sleeping or whatever in the middle of the afternoon and i
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hear her talking to somebody i'm like who the hell's in my house right now because she'll be like alexa
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she does like i don't know why she changes her voice to talk
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like she's real nice to him yeah she's like alexa play pandora
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you know yeah and then she'll be like andy get take the damn trash alexa
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play calming music
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she's way nicer to alexa than she is to you
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oh for sure for sure absolutely she sweet talks alexa
02:30
you're gonna get jealous of alexa he's already a bitch
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yeah i'm like alexa you bitch everything was fine before you came into my life
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alexa does everything yeah exactly
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it's true alexa play hailstorm andy god damn it you're worthless
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that's a glimpse into his life it's getting scary
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times i feel a cold wind from your side of the room
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creeps me out about my future maybe you need to get alexa she's really nice so maybe that'll be a good
03:07
addition to your life it'd be like help finally yeah i'm like alexa
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alexa
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complain if you're sick how you doing oh no he'll start having an affair with alexa because alexa's
03:20
much nicer than this weird virtual alexa it's like that joaquin phoenix movie or whatever
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yeah exactly totally
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i fall in love with it
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chuck loves alexa
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you brought alexa to work
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yeah alexa she got me six pounds of chocolate bars yesterday
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she'll do anything she wants
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oh yeah she would really fall in love with her if she got you chocolate bars
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exactly she knows just what i like
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the chocolate bars show up and you're like
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you're welcome yeah welcome
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anything for you chuck yeah oh she'll never nag six pounds of chocolate bars
03:59
a hand lotion
04:00
and kleenex
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show up
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i think those are on back order too
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on amazon they're just
04:08
yeah i tried to get one you just can't get them
04:10
no
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someone said your wife would reprogram it and rename it patty
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oh yeah
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what chuck
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now you're not allowed
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alexa i'd like to order chocolate bars
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now
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you badass
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alexa gets in the middle of it
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she doesn't know what to do
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alexa's like
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she's like this is awkward
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she seems real mean to you
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alexa don't pay any attention to her
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i was messing with ours one day
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don't you die
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and uh robin was like alexa do this
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and i was like alexa don't do that
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and then robin goes alexa don't listen to him
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and then alexa's like
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i have to listen to everyone
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that was real sad
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real sad weird moment
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oh yeah
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and i was like
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yes
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alexa must listen to me
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alexa listens to all
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uh michael has a comment
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good morning michael
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there are phrases you can ask
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or questions you can ask alexa
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and you'll get
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goofy responses back
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so like
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yeah
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you can say uh
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may the force be with you
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and she'll come back and say
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and also with you
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and um
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you can ask her like uh
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do you
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the alexa do you use the force
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and she'll say something
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to the effect of uh
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uh
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no my meta
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claridian counts too low
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or something like that
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or
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droids can't use the force
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or
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oh my god
05:30
you're making chuck fall more in love
05:32
with alexa every second
05:33
she loves star wars too
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she's cool
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oh yeah
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all right
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you can ask her uh
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uh
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i'm uh
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alexa
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i'm your father
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and she'll give the response
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that luke skywalker gives to uh
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darth vader in uh
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the empire strikes back
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at the end of the movie
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oh no we got
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we can't tell chuck anymore
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because you'll never see him again
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i'm gonna do all that today
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yeah of course you are
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with alexa
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no
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it can't be true
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it can't be true
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search your feelings
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you know it'll be true
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alexa you're poor
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so chuck's gonna buy this
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just so he can act out
06:05
scenes from star wars
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yeah
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perfect
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