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Hitting The Snooze
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how not hitting the snooze can make your day start better which leads to Chuck and Andy sharing the ways they used to be woken up.
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00:00
There, I should probably not do this today, but there's a list of the 10 things you should
00:17
do on the first 10 minutes of your day to make that day better.
00:20
Oh, Jesus.
00:22
So I figured, I wonder how many I've done.
00:25
Why not on a Tuesday?
00:26
Yeah.
00:27
I wonder how many I've done.
00:30
See if you, um, there's some changes you guys can make and make your day better.
00:34
Yeah, exactly.
00:35
I've been making a lot of changes.
00:37
You know me, Lace, I'm always trying to change everything for the better.
00:42
Yeah.
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I try to, I try to optimize myself.
00:46
I'm always just trying to be a better Andy.
00:51
Well, how can you be a better Andy or Chuck or James or Lisa or Dave?
00:56
Here's what we can do.
00:57
Let's find out.
00:57
Or Jason the Jew.
00:58
We're up one ounce, not on that list.
01:00
Oh, I doubt it.
01:01
Oh, shenanigans on your list, Dave.
01:02
Yeah.
01:03
No.
01:04
Uh, don't hit snooze.
01:05
Oh, wow.
01:06
I already screwed that up.
01:07
Yeah, me too.
01:08
So you always, you guys always press snooze?
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Once at least.
01:12
A snooze is such an ingrained part of my morning.
01:14
It starts, my snooze starts at 4.15, which is the time I intend to hit the floor.
01:18
Yeah, my snooze is intentional.
01:21
Like, it is.
01:23
I snooze for an hour.
01:24
Do you really?
01:26
Do you really?
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I hit it like 10 times.
01:27
Wow.
01:28
See, I don't because it just breaks up my sleep.
01:31
Oh, I'd rather just sleep right through and then wake up when I'm supposed to wake up.
01:36
Oh, man, I've slept in for an hour.
01:38
Now I can go get up and go to work.
01:38
Oh, you feel like you can trick yourself?
01:40
Yeah.
01:40
I know.
01:41
I realized I used to snooze a lot, hit the snooze, but it just, I'd wake up and be like,
01:45
oh, 10 more minutes.
01:46
Yeah.
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Instead of, and then I thought, I can just sleep right through until the exact time I need
01:50
to wake up and then I'll wake up like, oh.
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I leave myself time for one snooze if I need it.
01:54
One snooze.
01:55
One snooze.
01:55
I got one snooze.
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Maybe on a day I might need it, but I rarely use it.
01:59
Some guy says, number one, masturbate every morning.
02:03
Yeah, I couldn't do that.
02:04
Yeah, that would work opposite for me.
02:06
That would go right back to sleep.
02:08
Yeah.
02:09
You guys would be calling and calling.
02:15
Chuck?
02:18
Patty, could you wake Chuck up, please?
02:20
Yeah, Patty, could you wake him up?
02:21
Yeah.
02:21
Oh, yeah, that's true.
02:23
Get up, you son of a bitch!
02:27
Dave's calling again!
02:30
That is honestly our biggest fear.
02:32
It is crazy you've had to call the house before.
02:34
Oh, yeah.
02:35
I've had to call his dad.
02:36
Many times.
02:37
I go way back to when he lived with his parents.
02:39
Yeah.
02:39
I had to call his dad.
02:40
The bride should be, Charlie!
02:42
Yep.
02:42
Charlie, get up!
02:43
Hold on, Dave.
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And the thing is, my dad wouldn't say like, okay, Dave, I'll go get him up.
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He'd take Dave with him.
02:50
Yeah.
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I'd hear him.
02:53
Oh, come on.
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Let's go.
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Down the hall.
02:54
Let's go get him, Dave.
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Open the bed.
02:55
Charlie!
02:56
Dave would ride along with you.
02:58
Dave would hear the whole process.
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Like, if I, when I'm finally, you know, the dad who's getting the phone call the way growing
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up, I'll be like, yeah, I'll get him up.
03:07
See you later.
03:07
Bye-bye.
03:08
Bye.
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You know?
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Like, I'll have the decency to hang the phone up and not, Charlie!
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You damn idiot!
03:19
It was all very awkward.
03:20
And then he'd put Chuck on the phone.
03:21
He'd make Chuck talk.
03:22
Talk to Dave!
03:24
Talk to him!
03:24
Dave, I'm up, obviously.
03:27
You heard that whole thing.
03:28
Yeah, I know you're up now.
03:29
I heard that your dad get up and walk down the hall.
03:32
Uh-huh.
03:32
You gotta physically touch me.
03:35
I mean, your voice isn't gonna do it.
03:39
This guy said, just got a morning Hummer.
03:42
Great way to start the day.
03:43
Wow.
03:44
Is there a better way to start the day than that?
03:47
Probably not.
03:47
The only thing better would be two morning Hummers.
03:52
Jesus.
03:53
Oh, you're right, a double Hummer?
03:54
I could die from that.
03:55
Robin used to wake me up with the beginning of the, I think it's, whatever that Prince
03:59
song is where he's like, ladies and gentlemen.
04:01
Oh!
04:02
It sounds like a spaceship's landing.
04:04
Delivered.
04:05
We're gathered here today.
04:07
I hate that song now.
04:10
But it used to scare the crap out of me because it sounds like an alien has come into the bedroom
04:15
and is about to approach you and take you somewhere.
04:19
I wake up and it's like, meee.
04:21
Like somebody on the organ.
04:22
And it only plays that little bit of the song, usually.
04:27
Yeah.
04:27
It'll start and then it stops.
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But then it'll go back to ladies and gentlemen again.
04:32
Oh, Jesus.
04:33
It was crazy.
04:34
When is this?
04:35
Yeah, that's it.
04:35
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
04:36
Yeah, I hate it.
04:37
Gave me a bad feeling.
04:38
It was like three months where I woke up to this.
04:41
Electric word, life, it means forever.
04:44
And that's a mighty life.
04:45
It was so loud you wouldn't even imagine.
04:50
It sounded like Prince was in my bedroom.
04:53
Well, I've never been here.
04:56
You can always see this.
04:57
It's so weird to wake up to.
04:59
So it wouldn't get into the fun stuff.
05:02
No, just this part.
05:03
This part.
05:04
Here we go.
05:04
So it stops.
05:05
Wow, it sounds like the ghost of Prince is haunting me.
05:09
See, because this could get Lisa.
05:11
Lisa's like, oh, this is good.
05:13
Yeah.
05:13
Yeah.
05:13
Yeah, we'll never make it to that.
05:16
See, it never got to this part.
05:17
Because I thought something horrifying was happening that was outside of the realm of
05:25
science.
05:26
I was like, somebody's in the room, the voice.
05:30
Something's happening.
05:32
God himself is sucking.
05:35
Ladies and gentlemen.
05:38
Oh, wow.
05:39
Great.
05:40
Andy, wake up.
05:42
Andy's terrified.
05:45
When we come back here.
05:47
No.
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