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Morning Routines
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the difference between Lisa and Andy's morning routines before getting into work.
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00:00
Hi there, good morning, it is Dave and Chuck the Freak here on a Thursday edition of the
00:13
show.
00:14
How's everyone?
00:14
Oh.
00:16
It's a good one.
00:17
Pitchy keen.
00:19
It's a rough start.
00:22
Whoa.
00:23
I feel like we're on a...
00:24
Everybody, hold on.
00:26
This is going to be bumpy.
00:27
We're like in the middle of Hurricane Matthew over here.
00:31
It might as well be.
00:32
I might as well wake up in a hurricane, Lisa.
00:35
We were talking about the differences in our mornings and how we wake up because we picture,
00:42
you know, Lisa gets up in the morning and she's just, you know, makes a coffee and...
00:48
It starts off that way sometimes.
00:52
I feel like Lisa's got time to have a robe on.
00:55
I do.
00:56
I'm out of the robe.
00:56
I have my coffee.
00:58
Yes, this is my routine.
01:00
It's all very peaceful and quiet.
01:02
Yeah.
01:03
I get my thoughts together in the morning.
01:07
Yeah, like Lisa's number one main concern in the morning is what to wear.
01:14
That is.
01:14
And that's what slows me down.
01:16
That's her number one thing.
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If I don't have it planned the night before.
01:19
So the birds bring her different outfits.
01:21
Yeah.
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It's rough.
01:21
And then she's like, no, fly that away.
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And they fly away.
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And then the more birds come and show her different.
01:27
No.
01:27
No, blue birds.
01:28
Not that one today.
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I think I wore that about three and a half months ago.
01:31
Yeah.
01:31
I have to calculate when I wore it last.
01:34
Yeah.
01:34
And then I have to.
01:36
Well, maybe it's going to be a little bit cool in the studio today.
01:38
I don't guarantee that.
01:42
So that's at least a way morning.
01:44
Slow, kind of fun, getting ready for the day.
01:48
And then there's the Andy Green morning, which is a little.
01:51
I'm like, oh, God.
01:53
Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:56
It is 542.
01:59
Oh, boy.
02:00
Oh, thanks for the root beer winged demon.
02:05
I'm going to get in my car now and really press the envelope and hold the dice on the old
02:11
life here.
02:13
Get out of the way.
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I have fat jokes to make.
02:18
Get out of the way.
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Better stop at a gas station.
02:23
I'm running out of gas.
02:24
Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:26
I'm always out.
02:27
Can I get two five-hour energies?
02:28
Can I get two five-hour energies, old man?
02:31
I'm always out of gas the day that I'm the most late.
02:34
Yeah, me too, dude.
02:35
I don't know why that is.
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But every time I'm like, oh, God.
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And then I jump in the car and I look and it's like right on E.
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I'm like, no.
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I've got $4.25.
02:45
We'll get me that.
02:45
Shh.
02:48
No.
02:51
And then I pull in.
02:53
I emergency spot it.
02:54
Your hair today was.
02:56
Yeah, your hair.
02:57
It was all crazy.
03:00
I'm thankful you have the headphones to keep it back.
03:02
It does.
03:02
That helps.
03:03
Bring it down.
03:04
I'm so thankful for these headphones.
03:06
Yeah.
03:06
Because you guys might be a little too busy to really know what's going on over here.
03:12
You know?
03:14
It brings the volume down.
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It does a little less volume.
03:19
Turn that bitch down a little bit.
03:21
Because I haven't shaved my beard in a while, so I'm looking very mountain man-y.
03:29
You know?
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It's just, uh, it is.
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Like I said, my alarm rings and then, like, a black, red-eyed, winged demon is like,
03:38
Welcome to Thursday, binge.
03:41
Slaps me in the face.
03:44
Kicks me in my ass.
03:45
Turns over like the sands of time.
03:48
Like an egg timer and then an hourglass made of pure blood.
03:53
Yeah, exactly.
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Tears of children.
03:55
You don't have much time left.
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I'm like, you're right, winged demon, it's Thursday.
04:01
You're going to lose everything.
04:03
Then I get here and I jog here from the other side of the goddamn building.
04:08
Oh.
04:09
And I just want you guys to think I have it, uh, together.
04:12
Yeah.
04:12
And we're busy getting ready to go on.
04:15
We're like, okay, what do we got?
04:15
What are you doing?
04:16
And then Andy comes busting through the door.
04:18
Hey!
04:19
I'm like, dude, what a miracle.
04:21
What a miracle it is that I'm here right now.
04:23
You guys don't even, like a Jesus Christ personal miracle.
04:30
Oh, there is a vast difference in morning routines.
04:33
That is my morning.
04:34
Yeah.
04:34
No, no doubt.
04:35
Yep.
04:36
I thought my morning was stressful.
04:38
You're not in the game, lady.
04:40
You got nothing on Andy Green's morning.
04:43
Lisa's up an hour and a half early.
04:44
Come on.
04:45
The green bean wake up routine?
04:47
Oh.
04:48
Robin, like, wakes me up all sweetly, too.
04:50
So I'm just like, eight, five, five, 20.
04:53
You might want to get started.
04:54
You're like.
04:55
And I'm like, that's fine.
04:56
Five more minutes.
04:57
Oh, I've made egregious air.
05:02
Oh, boy.
05:03
But I'm here.
05:04
You are here.
05:05
You made it.
05:06
It's good.
05:07
Someone said we should do a montage of Andy entering the riff with Let the Bodies Hit
05:11
the Floor in the background.
05:12
You were jogging through that.
05:13
Oh, dude.
05:14
There's been times.
05:15
What was it?
05:16
Last Friday was another one of these.
05:19
And I jogged all the way up here.
05:21
And I was just like, I can't come in here and be like.
05:26
Yeah.
05:26
You can compose yourself.
05:28
So I'm trying to, like, calm it down so you guys don't see.
05:31
I'm like.
05:35
Yeah.
05:35
As long as you don't have to talk.
05:37
Like, you're okay at that second.
05:39
Gasping for sweet air.
05:40
Talk amongst yourselves for a second.
05:41
Well, no matter how we got here, we're here on this Thursday morning.
05:44
And we're going to get to a first check of RIP news in just a moment.
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