Morning Routines

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the difference between Lisa and Andy's morning routines before getting into work.

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00:00Hi there, good morning, it is Dave and Chuck the Freak here on a Thursday edition of the

00:13show.

00:14How's everyone?

00:14Oh.

00:16It's a good one.

00:17Pitchy keen.

00:19It's a rough start.

00:22Whoa.

00:23I feel like we're on a...

00:24Everybody, hold on.

00:26This is going to be bumpy.

00:27We're like in the middle of Hurricane Matthew over here.

00:31It might as well be.

00:32I might as well wake up in a hurricane, Lisa.

00:35We were talking about the differences in our mornings and how we wake up because we picture,

00:42you know, Lisa gets up in the morning and she's just, you know, makes a coffee and...

00:48It starts off that way sometimes.

00:52I feel like Lisa's got time to have a robe on.

00:55I do.

00:56I'm out of the robe.

00:56I have my coffee.

00:58Yes, this is my routine.

01:00It's all very peaceful and quiet.

01:02Yeah.

01:03I get my thoughts together in the morning.

01:07Yeah, like Lisa's number one main concern in the morning is what to wear.

01:14That is.

01:14And that's what slows me down.

01:16That's her number one thing.

01:17If I don't have it planned the night before.

01:19So the birds bring her different outfits.

01:21Yeah.

01:21It's rough.

01:21And then she's like, no, fly that away.

01:23And they fly away.

01:24And then the more birds come and show her different.

01:27No.

01:27No, blue birds.

01:28Not that one today.

01:29I think I wore that about three and a half months ago.

01:31Yeah.

01:31I have to calculate when I wore it last.

01:34Yeah.

01:34And then I have to.

01:36Well, maybe it's going to be a little bit cool in the studio today.

01:38I don't guarantee that.

01:42So that's at least a way morning.

01:44Slow, kind of fun, getting ready for the day.

01:48And then there's the Andy Green morning, which is a little.

01:51I'm like, oh, God.

01:53Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:56It is 542.

01:59Oh, boy.

02:00Oh, thanks for the root beer winged demon.

02:05I'm going to get in my car now and really press the envelope and hold the dice on the old

02:11life here.

02:13Get out of the way.

02:15I have fat jokes to make.

02:18Get out of the way.

02:22Better stop at a gas station.

02:23I'm running out of gas.

02:24Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:26I'm always out.

02:27Can I get two five-hour energies?

02:28Can I get two five-hour energies, old man?

02:31I'm always out of gas the day that I'm the most late.

02:34Yeah, me too, dude.

02:35I don't know why that is.

02:37But every time I'm like, oh, God.

02:39And then I jump in the car and I look and it's like right on E.

02:42I'm like, no.

02:43I've got $4.25.

02:45We'll get me that.

02:45Shh.

02:48No.

02:51And then I pull in.

02:53I emergency spot it.

02:54Your hair today was.

02:56Yeah, your hair.

02:57It was all crazy.

03:00I'm thankful you have the headphones to keep it back.

03:02It does.

03:02That helps.

03:03Bring it down.

03:04I'm so thankful for these headphones.

03:06Yeah.

03:06Because you guys might be a little too busy to really know what's going on over here.

03:12You know?

03:14It brings the volume down.

03:17It does a little less volume.

03:19Turn that bitch down a little bit.

03:21Because I haven't shaved my beard in a while, so I'm looking very mountain man-y.

03:29You know?

03:29It's just, uh, it is.

03:32Like I said, my alarm rings and then, like, a black, red-eyed, winged demon is like,

03:38Welcome to Thursday, binge.

03:41Slaps me in the face.

03:44Kicks me in my ass.

03:45Turns over like the sands of time.

03:48Like an egg timer and then an hourglass made of pure blood.

03:53Yeah, exactly.

03:54Tears of children.

03:55You don't have much time left.

03:57I'm like, you're right, winged demon, it's Thursday.

04:01You're going to lose everything.

04:03Then I get here and I jog here from the other side of the goddamn building.

04:08Oh.

04:09And I just want you guys to think I have it, uh, together.

04:12Yeah.

04:12And we're busy getting ready to go on.

04:15We're like, okay, what do we got?

04:15What are you doing?

04:16And then Andy comes busting through the door.

04:18Hey!

04:19I'm like, dude, what a miracle.

04:21What a miracle it is that I'm here right now.

04:23You guys don't even, like a Jesus Christ personal miracle.

04:30Oh, there is a vast difference in morning routines.

04:33That is my morning.

04:34Yeah.

04:34No, no doubt.

04:35Yep.

04:36I thought my morning was stressful.

04:38You're not in the game, lady.

04:40You got nothing on Andy Green's morning.

04:43Lisa's up an hour and a half early.

04:44Come on.

04:45The green bean wake up routine?

04:47Oh.

04:48Robin, like, wakes me up all sweetly, too.

04:50So I'm just like, eight, five, five, 20.

04:53You might want to get started.

04:54You're like.

04:55And I'm like, that's fine.

04:56Five more minutes.

04:57Oh, I've made egregious air.

05:02Oh, boy.

05:03But I'm here.

05:04You are here.

05:05You made it.

05:06It's good.

05:07Someone said we should do a montage of Andy entering the riff with Let the Bodies Hit

05:11the Floor in the background.

05:12You were jogging through that.

05:13Oh, dude.

05:14There's been times.

05:15What was it?

05:16Last Friday was another one of these.

05:19And I jogged all the way up here.

05:21And I was just like, I can't come in here and be like.

05:26Yeah.

05:26You can compose yourself.

05:28So I'm trying to, like, calm it down so you guys don't see.

05:31I'm like.

05:35Yeah.

05:35As long as you don't have to talk.

05:37Like, you're okay at that second.

05:39Gasping for sweet air.

05:40Talk amongst yourselves for a second.

05:41Well, no matter how we got here, we're here on this Thursday morning.

05:44And we're going to get to a first check of RIP news in just a moment.

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