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Morning Bean Farts
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the breakfast foods people who are trying to lose weight should eat and the show thinks one of them would make for a gassy morning.
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they're out with some of the worst and best breakfast foods if you're trying to lose weight
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um greek yogurt is on the good for you breakfast food if you're trying to lose weight
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it's high protein low calories just make sure your brand doesn't have any added sugar and put
00:19
in some fruits and possibly nuts if you want flavored yogurt doesn't have as much protein
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and it might taste better but it's only because there's a ton of sugar in there right
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uh protein smoothies on the list got to use the right ingredients though some people overdo it
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and end up turning something healthy into a calorie bomb and then the final one and crazy enough this
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has come up on our show in the past couple of weeks baked beans oh baked beans is one of the best
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breakfast foods you can have and as i said growing up in ireland that was a staple beans on toast beans
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on toast was a staple and they say that um it's good because it gives you the almost perfect mix
00:59
of carbs and protein plus it's quick and easy you can have them on toast or just on their own
01:04
i love keep you full like i love baked beans i mean i really do they just seem like
01:10
the wrong kind of food for me to want to eat like right now
01:14
did lisa make that fart noise she did wow i thought it was you
01:21
nope at least it was sending a message
01:25
that was a cute little fart noise
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i didn't hear anything that's as bad as it gets for me no did you just make a fart noise
01:54
please that's it okay quiet can you repeat it
01:59
that's it i would never smell would never smell
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in reality yours would be much probably more forceful
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i mean i can't even make the noise with my mouth what that my my butt does
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i can't after a morning of bean breakfast
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sounds like your butt's sucking air in instead of
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yeah filling it out
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that's what it sounds like
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that's beans i just i can't imagine beans every morning i mean i would be in uh just a state of
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just utter pain
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oh my god
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no i thought he was like literally gonna take off like a plane
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sounded like
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now you sound like you're driving the car from slubber
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there's different gears
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oh my god chuck
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i played alone a lot
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i need a lot of sound effects
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so what you're saying is big beans not the breakfast choice for you
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i don't think it should be the breakfast choice for most
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like don't you feel like if they're eating this in the uk all the time it's a real gassy
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i don't know maybe
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like a gassy workplace
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they seem like a gassy people
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yeah
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maybe
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you know
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that's what that fog is isn't it
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you might like you give this a whirl one time
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i can just have
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i'm sure i wouldn't mind it
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i mean because i like baked beans on a hot dog
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i know that sounds weird
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no that's the best way to have a hot dog
03:43
oh my god
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baked beans on a hot dog
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delicious
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yeah
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loaded up with the baked beans
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the ketchup mustard
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and a little
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little uh
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dill relish
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yeah see i skip all of the jizz
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right but you put beans on there
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oh my god so good
03:57
someone said chuck's butt sounds just like an airboat
03:59
it does
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it does
04:00
there was a lot of air going on somewhere
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and i'm telling you right now
04:04
the sound i made
04:05
it isn't bad enough yet
04:07
that's
04:08
your butt is worse than that
04:09
my butt can
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it's
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my butt has like a
04:12
my butt's like a tuba
04:13
come on really
04:14
it's got a lure
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it's like satan's tuba
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yeah
04:17
oh
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it's got
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it's
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it's got a lot of
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you know
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a lot
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a lot of give
04:23
farts are the diamonds of comedy
04:25
they really are
04:26
oh my god
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yeah
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absolutely
04:29
oh
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yeah
04:30
see if this is chuck's ass here
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it won't be
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it'll be this will be too beautiful
04:34
mine is a tuba
04:36
that's not beautiful
04:37
sounds very nice
04:38
yeah
04:39
your ass started playing like street music
04:41
yeah
04:41
people are
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people are like
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i'm in the morning on the bus stop
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i'm like farting
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and people are giving me five dollar bills
04:49
like oh my god
04:50
that's
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you're amazing
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i don't know how you're doing that
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but
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this is my
04:55
that's
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there you go
04:58
that's probably more
04:59
it's more my speed
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yeah
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yeah
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that sounds
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that could be it
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yeah
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that's
05:05
more like chuck's ass
05:07
and those guys are just laughing
05:08
because it sounds like a fart too
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yeah
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it does sound just like a fart
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because it's comedy gold
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that's
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you're
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some
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that's
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