Morning Bean Farts

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the breakfast foods people who are trying to lose weight should eat and the show thinks one of them would make for a gassy morning.

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00:00they're out with some of the worst and best breakfast foods if you're trying to lose weight

00:10um greek yogurt is on the good for you breakfast food if you're trying to lose weight

00:14it's high protein low calories just make sure your brand doesn't have any added sugar and put

00:19in some fruits and possibly nuts if you want flavored yogurt doesn't have as much protein

00:25and it might taste better but it's only because there's a ton of sugar in there right

00:29uh protein smoothies on the list got to use the right ingredients though some people overdo it

00:35and end up turning something healthy into a calorie bomb and then the final one and crazy enough this

00:40has come up on our show in the past couple of weeks baked beans oh baked beans is one of the best

00:48breakfast foods you can have and as i said growing up in ireland that was a staple beans on toast beans

00:54on toast was a staple and they say that um it's good because it gives you the almost perfect mix

00:59of carbs and protein plus it's quick and easy you can have them on toast or just on their own

01:04i love keep you full like i love baked beans i mean i really do they just seem like

01:10the wrong kind of food for me to want to eat like right now

01:14did lisa make that fart noise she did wow i thought it was you

01:21nope at least it was sending a message

01:25that was a cute little fart noise

01:26i didn't hear anything that's as bad as it gets for me no did you just make a fart noise

01:54please that's it okay quiet can you repeat it

01:59that's it i would never smell would never smell

02:05in reality yours would be much probably more forceful

02:13i mean i can't even make the noise with my mouth what that my my butt does

02:17i can't after a morning of bean breakfast

02:20sounds like your butt's sucking air in instead of

02:34yeah filling it out

02:35that's what it sounds like

02:38that's beans i just i can't imagine beans every morning i mean i would be in uh just a state of

02:45just utter pain

02:47oh my god

02:51no i thought he was like literally gonna take off like a plane

02:55sounded like

02:56now you sound like you're driving the car from slubber

03:03there's different gears

03:07oh my god chuck

03:10i played alone a lot

03:12i need a lot of sound effects

03:14so what you're saying is big beans not the breakfast choice for you

03:18i don't think it should be the breakfast choice for most

03:22like don't you feel like if they're eating this in the uk all the time it's a real gassy

03:26i don't know maybe

03:27like a gassy workplace

03:28they seem like a gassy people

03:30yeah

03:31maybe

03:31you know

03:32that's what that fog is isn't it

03:35you might like you give this a whirl one time

03:36i can just have

03:37i'm sure i wouldn't mind it

03:39i mean because i like baked beans on a hot dog

03:41i know that sounds weird

03:42no that's the best way to have a hot dog

03:43oh my god

03:44baked beans on a hot dog

03:46delicious

03:46yeah

03:47loaded up with the baked beans

03:49the ketchup mustard

03:49and a little

03:50little uh

03:50dill relish

03:51yeah see i skip all of the jizz

03:54right but you put beans on there

03:55oh my god so good

03:57someone said chuck's butt sounds just like an airboat

03:59it does

04:00there was a lot of air going on somewhere

04:02and i'm telling you right now

04:04the sound i made

04:05it isn't bad enough yet

04:07that's

04:08your butt is worse than that

04:09my butt can

04:09it's

04:10my butt has like a

04:12my butt's like a tuba

04:13come on really

04:14it's got a lure

04:15it's like satan's tuba

04:17yeah

04:17oh

04:18it's got

04:19it's

04:19it's got a lot of

04:20you know

04:21a lot

04:22a lot of give

04:23farts are the diamonds of comedy

04:25they really are

04:26oh my god

04:27yeah

04:27absolutely

04:29oh

04:30yeah

04:30see if this is chuck's ass here

04:32it won't be

04:33it'll be this will be too beautiful

04:34mine is a tuba

04:36that's not beautiful

04:37sounds very nice

04:38yeah

04:39your ass started playing like street music

04:41yeah

04:41people are

04:43people are like

04:44i'm in the morning on the bus stop

04:46i'm like farting

04:47and people are giving me five dollar bills

04:49like oh my god

04:50that's

04:50you're amazing

04:51i don't know how you're doing that

04:53but

04:53this is my

04:55that's

04:57there you go

04:58that's probably more

04:59it's more my speed

05:00yeah

05:01yeah

05:02that sounds

05:03that could be it

05:04yeah

05:04that's

05:05more like chuck's ass

05:07and those guys are just laughing

05:08because it sounds like a fart too

05:09yeah

05:09it does sound just like a fart

05:11because it's comedy gold

05:12that's

05:15you're

05:16some

05:17that's

05:17you're

05:18you're

05:19you

05:20you

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05:25you

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