Sex Room Fast Pass

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A listener called in to share something rude she saw a tourist do while on vacation in Pompeii. Dave shares about the ancient sex rooms he saw while he was there and ancient Andy wants to try as many as he can.

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00:00what is the rudest thing you've seen a tourist do the rudest thing you've seen a tourist do

00:16you have a story 248-544-9743 the mayor of rome just signed a new law that bans people eating

00:24or drinking near the fountain of trevi or any of the city's 40 historic fountains it also prevents

00:31you from sitting on climbing in or swimming in them they say tourists have been acting like idiots

00:35around these things and that's forced them to put these laws into motion people have been jumping

00:40in there they've been drinking beer bottles throwing them in there tossing leftover snacks

00:45into the water and so they're gonna put some money behind it they'll find you 250 bucks

00:51if you disrespect the historical monuments in rome some thought of doing that because i feel like

00:58i would be in jail of course you know it's crazy some people just don't give a crap about that

01:04kind of stuff it's like some people don't care about space some people do some people don't care

01:10about any oh that's old who cares it's old there was a story just a little while ago about two

01:15tourists getting in trouble because they washed their feet in one of these famous yeah yeah like

01:19they stopped took off their shoes and idiots yeah foreign tourists just didn't know you weren't

01:24supposed to do that you're right though some people don't want to preserve anything like that

01:28they don't care ashley how are you doing rudest thing you've seen a tourist do we went to see the

01:33lost um city of pompeii yes and um it was super cool and there's this teenager sitting on one of like

01:42the dead people no it was like a column that you know it's still like an artifact kind of but it was

01:48a column and she's sitting on it playing candy crush like just totally ignoring the fact that you

01:52know she's in an awesome place we were so pissed yeah no appreciation speaking of pompeii did you see

01:58all the sex rooms yes that was so cool and they put like an image of what happens in there like

02:03doing it in the butt that's the butt room yeah oh yeah all their little illustrations amazing

02:08stop it yeah it was hilarious thanks actually thanks for calling it like engine porn so they

02:12had like their little brothels but they specialize so there was like so like i got in line you'd be

02:17like you know dave's in the the boob line right i'm in the butt line there's the fellatio room

02:22yeah and but they in little james got the taint room jesus i'd be i'd have to get a like bracelet

02:29that let me into all of them i'll tell you i can't get enough rides on that butt room

02:45that's hilarious to think of like fast pass yeah on stuff like that oh my god you've definitely been

02:56found there right like one of those lines i would i'm sure

02:59smiling

03:03mid 69

03:05you know bodies in their twine together yeah in twine but then they're perfectly maintained yeah

03:15underneath the lava right yeah and andy would have been in the butt room right right just

03:21and the sex rooms are like perfect in perfect condition there's some of the rooms that look

03:26the best that are the most maintained really yeah people people care of the sex room they had fine

03:33sex rooms and andy's fast pass would have got him i would have been front of the line okay look i'm

03:37just gonna go to the 69 room one more time and then we can go we can call it quits no two more times

03:43andy's got a plan like the way that dave would have a cedar point plan right you know like well

03:50we're gonna run to the back of the line we're gonna run to the very back of the thing we're

03:54gonna get on these three rides we're gonna move up and then do a counterclockwise circle

03:59you know like andy's got all that stuff figured out it's like no one goes to the 69 room first i'm

04:05gonna hit the 69 room then go to the butt room then go to the normal sex room the oral room back to

04:10the 69 room back to the butt room oral 69 butt normal sex and then we're done

04:15i lost my my flip-flop my ancient flip-flop in the threesome room

04:20he would have had a great time back then you really i tell you i lost a sandal i don't even know where

04:34it's at no and i honestly i think like you in like a toga style thing you look just like like a

04:44roman senator oh yeah you know big you're fat curly you're gonna fit right in it would be sweet

04:50sex room fast pass there had to have been an ancient andy of course oh yeah absolutely with

04:58his pompey hair yeah he's like well i cannot stop going into those sex rooms you guys

05:03i have a real problem a real problem oh yeah you would have been addicted yeah absolutely yeah

05:09zeus help me

05:10coming up in just a second

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