Peep Show: Would You Have Sex with Madonna?!?

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While talking about Madonna's new boyfriend, Dave asked everyone if they would have sex with present-day Madonna given the chance and Andy feels like it wouldn't be the great experience one would imagine.

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00:00moving on to some celebrity dirt now madonna is reportedly dating a hunky boxing coach

00:14who's 35 years younger than her the 64 year old has struck up a romance with some dude named

00:21josh popper who's 29 popper has been training one of madonna's kids at his gym breadwinners in new

00:30york city what does josh popper look like i got some pictures for you here so you can uh check him

00:37out and that is him there looks pretty ripped yeah madonna's face is so weird now she wears

00:45sunglasses everywhere she goes even inside yeah he's gonna look like he's like i don't know about

00:50this she's gonna eat him alive so look out madonna's dressed like she's in the matrix yes yes he

00:59absolutely is okay for the boys in the room if you let's just say a different world you're single

01:07you get a chance to sleep with madonna oh like today yeah madonna right now right now

01:14all matrixed out yes do you do it do you sleep if there's no repercussion you're a single guy

01:23you meet madonna and she's i'll do it i'd do it i i don't i don't i'll answer the question i am single

01:32and uh hell no i wouldn't do that i think there's like too much going on with madonna

01:37i'd be like intimidated by it i'd be like i'm sorry madonna

01:42like what is she gonna make me wear like how would i ever navigate a relationship with madonna

01:49she's got you in like a harness riding around the house what am i gonna do in that situation

01:53like i just had the craziest sex of my life i banged madonna

01:57but see that's what i'm saying don't you think it could be the craziest sex of your life

02:02even in her 60s i think it'd be nice it's like andy doesn't talk anymore because ever since

02:08i'm with jason i think the experience of it all like what could happen the the crazy sexual antics

02:19she could get up to and knowing me as like a single horny guy i would probably as much as i want to say

02:25no i would probably say yes i think a lot of guys it would just be funny if madonna chose me

02:31yeah you

02:34no no you you right there me yeah you i don't know

02:41i am single but andy green yeah i started dating with donna you did are crazy she's so rich

02:49oh my god it must get wild though yeah it is uh she's advanced yeah she's she's advanced does she

02:56wear that matrix stuff all the time all the time she's got me wearing it

03:00i see that's very long yeah that's what i gotta wear she told me to wear it

03:03so i do and she do you always still speak with that british accent does she sound that way yeah

03:09yeah she does she tells me to speak with it sometimes which i if you she ends up showing

03:15up here at the station then um i'm gonna start talking like you're gonna have to start speaking

03:19just be used to it okay all right we'll pretend like everything's normal and she wears her sunglasses

03:24even inside yeah yeah yeah she makes me wear them sometimes inside too i'm always like not i'm like

03:30bumping into stuff here's the question everyone wants to know how's that face not great no

03:36so the sunglasses help when you put it on yeah the sunglasses are cool i just pretend i am in the

03:42matrix and then i am always like show me show me that money

03:46is what i say a lot

03:50i think though honestly most men would or should jump at the opportunity to sleep with madonna if

03:59they could i really do because she's such a sexual creature that it would be a wild blow your

04:06mind scary even even in her mid 60s so scary it would be scary i'm about to have sex with madonna

04:14i don't know you're not poking right she told me to put on a latex suit i'm not ready i don't think

04:22i'm ready i'm sitting here in a latex suit like i don't know if i'm ready i might i don't know if i'll

04:27be able to talk after i do this oh andy madonna's jets here to pick you up i guess you gotta go dude

04:32oh no it's time i think she's ready yeah all right you have latex and a trench coat just waiting

04:43for madonna to pick you up

04:45biddy's just like what is he doing sorry biddy gene we gotta we're gonna move to a new place

04:55uh i just i think a lot of people couldn't resist the just figuring out what it would be like whether

05:04you're really sexually attracted to her or not just seeing the because i'm not sexually attracted

05:08to her but to see what she could get up to in the bedroom what kind of tricks she knows

05:13it'd be funny if you uh you do and then just like the most vanilla stuff you've ever had

05:17right you're like oh missionary cool yeah i don't know what kind of journey i'd be able to take her

05:23on but no i'm not sure you could but it would be an interesting that would be stressful nonetheless

05:30yeah are you doing anything like i'm trying my hardest right now my best man he's now mr madonna

05:35yeah i am that's what she tells me to be called mr madonna

05:39you

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