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Sassy Ninja
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who believed she was being robbed by a ninja on the street but his photo suggests it was just a man in tight leggings and sashes.
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this is one way for an etiquette teacher to let someone know they're doing something rude
00:10
there's a 38 year old woman named micah meyer in new york city she actually at the plaza hotel
00:16
she's a professional etiquette teacher okay let's teach you where to place your cup right
00:22
all that stuff anyway uh monday morning she was walking with her three-year-old daughter
00:31
when suddenly a guy in a full ninja costume tried to grab her purse oh man oh boy the foot clan
00:40
yep micah wasn't let going to let something so uncouth go down on her watch so she fought the
00:48
ninja while yelling for help guess he wasn't a real ninja huh right there's a picture of mika
00:55
the etiquette teacher let me see she'd love to see her beat that ninja's ass
01:00
ninjas must hate these fake ninjas like real ninjas must be like why does it keep happening
01:10
a bad name you think yes because a real ninja if two construction workers and an etiquette
01:18
teacher came over they'd be like right he kicked their faces off yes oh there we go doorman got a
01:25
picture of him oh sweet oh my god that's the tightest pants you've ever seen no my god you can see his ass
01:34
this is not a ninja this is not a ninja guys no that's not him that's a gay ninja
01:40
let's see the story that's him that's a gay ninja yes a kickboxing etiquette teacher he's a gay ninja
01:48
with a burst he's a gay mortal combat cosplayer he has the tightest leggings on that go right up his
01:56
ass crack yep a headband he is a gay he's a gay black she took him down
02:05
lu kang he has ribbons so to describe his outfit um he's super tight dressed in a thick red sash
02:14
wrapped around his head a floral bag a black tunic with red sashes in the shoulders black leggings with
02:20
ribbons of red wrapped around each calf and black nikes with a white stripe yeah like you can't this
02:25
isn't a ninja outfit guys this is it's a purse no wonder so she's in chelsea she's just walking down
02:34
the street you don't you know you're just like you don't even notice that guy he's like give me your
02:38
purse right exactly right it's like
02:41
sassy gay ninja stats like i mean he's got gigantic sunglasses on like he has giant oversized female
02:49
sunglasses what is it oh it looks like no those are leaves those are leaves i think you're saying oh okay i thought it
02:55
would be great if he had sunglasses oh i know it would have but he sounds like this hi-ya
03:00
yeah he's so small he's very he's a very petite man like no wonder two construction workers were
03:08
like oh we got this he's like i like that purse don't fail me now leg ribbons leg ribbons
03:15
now is that his purse i don't know maybe that's her purse no no she was able to fight the guy off
03:21
so that's maybe he already had a purse yeah that's a male satchel he's already stolen one that day
03:27
what kind of purse did she have i don't know i would think nice if she works at the plaza
03:32
she's in chelsea so it's like give me that gucci bag and then these dudes come over it's like oh no
03:38
not the story i expected it to be not at all sassy gay ninja was not like i can't even get over this
03:47
guy i really can't i it's so hard to explain what he's all about like he's got a big giant like a
03:56
jimmy hendrix style headband on we gotta tweet this out too you gotta see the sassy gay ninja he
04:02
has the shirt from that like johnny had on uh in karate kid karate kid where it exposes your whole
04:13
arm the cobra kai shirt and skin tight pants so is that like a karate gi that he has on is it like a
04:20
black karate gi i don't know i don't think so i mean the shoulders are real pointy yeah like he's got
04:26
puffy i think it's a fashion i think it's a fashion item like i think it's like a ninja-esque style
04:32
marching band outfit did he like the shoulders do those ribbons himself on his leg yes a hundred
04:38
percent they don't he took the time of course he'll make them like that at least no they don't
04:42
they don't make them like why would you make yourself so identifiable though
04:46
if you're out to steal purses he just saw that purse he's like i gotta have it
04:49
that is gorgeous
04:55
louis vuitton like i don't know what came over me yeah i'm sorry but every once in a while i just
05:03
get crazy i see a gucci purse i just go ballistic first defense right yeah it's his first it's his
05:09
new jersey just walking around new york i gotta have it god damn it just hand it over bitch
05:15
it's incredible i don't want to have to hurt anybody only got construction workers
05:21
here they come twitter.com slash dave and chuck to see it for yourself but it's unbelievable this
05:29
never never thought how does this guy not have social media he needs to he has to
05:34
how did nothing ever uh come up about this guy like in the stories i read this morning none of
05:41
them mentioned he was a sassy gay ninja or he was extravagantly dressed or anything like that
05:46
they really mislabeled it wrong he looks like he's in a high fashion like about to go to high fashion
05:55
step aerobics or like or some kind of zumba yeah it is definitely zumba it's zumba it's definitely a
06:04
zumba outfit i just love that like before he left he's got his tights on he's got his shirt on he's
06:08
got his little shoes on and then he's like wait my leg ribbons i'm telling you that guy was in some
06:17
kind of workout class oh my goodness quite an outfit incredible so it makes more sense she was
06:25
able to fight him off oh man well there that story took a turn but you can see it on our twitter page
06:31
it's amazing unbelievable
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