Sassy Ninja

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who believed she was being robbed by a ninja on the street but his photo suggests it was just a man in tight leggings and sashes.

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00:00this is one way for an etiquette teacher to let someone know they're doing something rude

00:10there's a 38 year old woman named micah meyer in new york city she actually at the plaza hotel

00:16she's a professional etiquette teacher okay let's teach you where to place your cup right

00:22all that stuff anyway uh monday morning she was walking with her three-year-old daughter

00:31when suddenly a guy in a full ninja costume tried to grab her purse oh man oh boy the foot clan

00:40yep micah wasn't let going to let something so uncouth go down on her watch so she fought the

00:48ninja while yelling for help guess he wasn't a real ninja huh right there's a picture of mika

00:55the etiquette teacher let me see she'd love to see her beat that ninja's ass

01:00ninjas must hate these fake ninjas like real ninjas must be like why does it keep happening

01:10a bad name you think yes because a real ninja if two construction workers and an etiquette

01:18teacher came over they'd be like right he kicked their faces off yes oh there we go doorman got a

01:25picture of him oh sweet oh my god that's the tightest pants you've ever seen no my god you can see his ass

01:34this is not a ninja this is not a ninja guys no that's not him that's a gay ninja

01:40let's see the story that's him that's a gay ninja yes a kickboxing etiquette teacher he's a gay ninja

01:48with a burst he's a gay mortal combat cosplayer he has the tightest leggings on that go right up his

01:56ass crack yep a headband he is a gay he's a gay black she took him down

02:05lu kang he has ribbons so to describe his outfit um he's super tight dressed in a thick red sash

02:14wrapped around his head a floral bag a black tunic with red sashes in the shoulders black leggings with

02:20ribbons of red wrapped around each calf and black nikes with a white stripe yeah like you can't this

02:25isn't a ninja outfit guys this is it's a purse no wonder so she's in chelsea she's just walking down

02:34the street you don't you know you're just like you don't even notice that guy he's like give me your

02:38purse right exactly right it's like

02:41sassy gay ninja stats like i mean he's got gigantic sunglasses on like he has giant oversized female

02:49sunglasses what is it oh it looks like no those are leaves those are leaves i think you're saying oh okay i thought it

02:55would be great if he had sunglasses oh i know it would have but he sounds like this hi-ya

03:00yeah he's so small he's very he's a very petite man like no wonder two construction workers were

03:08like oh we got this he's like i like that purse don't fail me now leg ribbons leg ribbons

03:15now is that his purse i don't know maybe that's her purse no no she was able to fight the guy off

03:21so that's maybe he already had a purse yeah that's a male satchel he's already stolen one that day

03:27what kind of purse did she have i don't know i would think nice if she works at the plaza

03:32she's in chelsea so it's like give me that gucci bag and then these dudes come over it's like oh no

03:38not the story i expected it to be not at all sassy gay ninja was not like i can't even get over this

03:47guy i really can't i it's so hard to explain what he's all about like he's got a big giant like a

03:56jimmy hendrix style headband on we gotta tweet this out too you gotta see the sassy gay ninja he

04:02has the shirt from that like johnny had on uh in karate kid karate kid where it exposes your whole

04:13arm the cobra kai shirt and skin tight pants so is that like a karate gi that he has on is it like a

04:20black karate gi i don't know i don't think so i mean the shoulders are real pointy yeah like he's got

04:26puffy i think it's a fashion i think it's a fashion item like i think it's like a ninja-esque style

04:32marching band outfit did he like the shoulders do those ribbons himself on his leg yes a hundred

04:38percent they don't he took the time of course he'll make them like that at least no they don't

04:42they don't make them like why would you make yourself so identifiable though

04:46if you're out to steal purses he just saw that purse he's like i gotta have it

04:49that is gorgeous

04:55louis vuitton like i don't know what came over me yeah i'm sorry but every once in a while i just

05:03get crazy i see a gucci purse i just go ballistic first defense right yeah it's his first it's his

05:09new jersey just walking around new york i gotta have it god damn it just hand it over bitch

05:15it's incredible i don't want to have to hurt anybody only got construction workers

05:21here they come twitter.com slash dave and chuck to see it for yourself but it's unbelievable this

05:29never never thought how does this guy not have social media he needs to he has to

05:34how did nothing ever uh come up about this guy like in the stories i read this morning none of

05:41them mentioned he was a sassy gay ninja or he was extravagantly dressed or anything like that

05:46they really mislabeled it wrong he looks like he's in a high fashion like about to go to high fashion

05:55step aerobics or like or some kind of zumba yeah it is definitely zumba it's zumba it's definitely a

06:04zumba outfit i just love that like before he left he's got his tights on he's got his shirt on he's

06:08got his little shoes on and then he's like wait my leg ribbons i'm telling you that guy was in some

06:17kind of workout class oh my goodness quite an outfit incredible so it makes more sense she was

06:25able to fight him off oh man well there that story took a turn but you can see it on our twitter page

06:31it's amazing unbelievable

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