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Gold Up His Friggin' Butt
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a couple Indian guys who were arrested at an airport, after they were seen walking funny, because they were trying to smuggle gold bars in their butt.
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00:00
uh okay not one but two instances today of what's up there friggin butts
00:14
now it's time to play what's up there friggin butts
00:21
what's up there now with more stuff what the hell is that
00:27
but now with double the butts okay so there's two as i said the first one smuggler caught
00:34
with something in his backside after customs officers spotted an unusual walk
00:41
oh he couldn't handle it at an airport in india a man was traveling on a go air flight from dubai
00:50
oh no too much the kenur airport had hidden something inside his own body
00:57
he was walking quite awkwardly and that's what got him flagged for a check
01:03
are you walking like a duckman i am not you are take a big step
01:07
i am not i can't take a big step take a big step in my groin do it i think you've got
01:14
oh see i knew it oh no you've got something up your friggin butt
01:22
it's gold bars
01:24
that's what i thought i'm just gonna go gold
01:26
i always go gold every single time it's india
01:29
i figured you would and you're correct
01:30
yeah
01:31
okay let's put a dollar figure on it
01:33
how much gold
01:34
i want the weight and the price
01:36
weight i don't i don't know
01:37
weight and price
01:38
i don't know anything about
01:39
eight ounces
01:41
i don't know
01:43
uh
01:44
eight times two
01:46
sixteen thousand bucks
01:49
sixteen thousand that's it
01:51
you think
01:52
is it like eight thousand
01:53
you think it's less
01:54
less than that
01:55
is it more than that
01:56
it's
01:57
ding
01:58
whoa
01:59
one hundred thousand
02:00
whoa that's a lot
02:01
that's a lot of gold
02:02
twenty four thousand
02:04
fifty
02:05
sixty
02:07
sixty thousand dollars
02:09
sixty grand
02:10
sixty thousand worth of
02:11
that's what's up his friggin box
02:12
how much
02:14
how much gold
02:15
well no wonder he couldn't walk
02:16
no wonder he couldn't walk
02:17
yeah
02:18
imagine that walk
02:19
i could just
02:20
see the walk
02:21
no
02:22
oh my god
02:23
oh no
02:24
oh no
02:25
i know it
02:26
i think there's something up his friggin butt
02:27
I think there's something up his friggin butt
02:28
something up his friggin butt
02:29
no no no no no no
02:30
what's up your friggin butt
02:31
do you have
02:32
what's up your friggin butt
02:33
There's something must be up.
02:34
No, no, no, no.
02:35
Come here.
02:35
Come here.
02:36
You've got a gold butt.
02:38
Garbage.
02:39
No.
02:40
I am fine.
02:41
No, no, no.
02:42
That is not just hemorrhoids.
02:43
Bend over.
02:44
I cannot bend.
02:45
I cannot bend.
02:46
Bend over.
02:46
I cannot bend.
02:47
I have a $20 million of gold in my butt.
02:54
In your friggin' butt.
02:55
In my friggin' butt.
02:57
I'm too scared to say it more than once because it's so close to go.
03:00
Oh, you're scared.
03:01
Yeah, you don't want to say the other one.
03:03
You've got to be careful with that word, right?
03:05
Yes.
03:06
Like a lot of things.
03:06
So, yeah, here's the picks.
03:08
They, like, melted it down to make it more anal-friendly.
03:11
Oh, no.
03:12
They always do.
03:13
Oh, boy.
03:14
Oh, my God.
03:16
That was up his friggin' butt.
03:18
That was up his friggin' butt.
03:20
Three huge dongers and a butt plug.
03:22
What I love is, like, they really jammed three, like, too much.
03:26
And then they're like, wait, wait, wait.
03:28
Tiny little one.
03:28
Not one more, please.
03:29
Not even one more little bit.
03:31
One little tiny bit.
03:31
No, no, no.
03:32
That is too much.
03:33
Just calm down.
03:34
Hey, oh, God, no.
03:36
These are, like, six inches long each?
03:37
Uh, I don't know.
03:38
How long?
03:39
Like, what are we looking at?
03:41
They got greedy.
03:42
Yeah, they did.
03:43
I can take it.
03:44
I can take it.
03:47
I can take it.
03:47
You want one more?
03:48
Put it in.
03:49
You want one more?
03:50
Give it.
03:51
Keep giving it to me.
03:52
Okay, go.
03:52
Bend over again.
03:54
I got lots of room.
03:55
One more.
03:56
Look at Vic.
03:56
Fill in my friggin' butt.
03:58
Okay, here we go.
04:00
Bend over again.
04:00
Yes, I don't even feel it.
04:01
I don't even feel it.
04:03
I'm going to put one more then.
04:04
Yeah, put three.
04:05
Give me three.
04:06
Give me three.
04:06
Put a little one.
04:07
Two pounds?
04:07
Make a little one and put it on.
04:09
Let's go two pounds.
04:10
Give it all to me.
04:11
Okay, here we go.
04:12
Can you walk for me?
04:14
Show me how you walk.
04:14
You know what?
04:15
Walking is a little harder than I thought, though.
04:18
Oh, okay.
04:18
You just be careful.
04:20
I should be okay.
04:22
I'm sure you had a face, too.
04:23
Like, in pain.
04:26
I've had the same face.
04:28
I know the exact face.
04:31
You got a gold in your butt face.
04:33
It's a very worried face.
04:34
So, he did it to avoid paying the 18% tax he would have had to pay if he actually declared it.
04:42
But his awkward walk gave him away.
04:44
But then, they caught another awkward walker.
04:47
Same deal?
04:49
Same deal.
04:50
And he was trafficking 3.2 pounds of gold.
04:54
I have an even bigger butt.
04:56
So, the guy was probably just like, I would look in his butt first.
05:00
Because he's walking very funny.
05:02
They say most people try and bring the gold by hiding it in, like, chocolate boxes or purses.
05:07
Hardly many try it up their ass.
05:09
It was in my chocolate box.
05:17
I can take it.
05:19
Go ahead.
05:21
Oh, that's funny.
05:22
Ram it in.
05:23
I love them melting it down and being like, we made it nice and smooth for you.
05:30
Yeah.
05:30
Very nice.
05:33
The one last one is the best.
05:35
I don't know.
05:36
I don't know about it.
05:37
So, is this two guys' butts we're looking at here?
05:40
Yeah, maybe is it two?
05:41
No, this is one.
05:42
This is the one guy had up his ass.
05:44
Wow.
05:44
I don't see how it's possible.
05:46
It's crazy.
05:47
It's possible.
05:48
Yeah.
05:49
I took a deuce almost that big.
05:51
I almost took a picture of it.
05:53
Jesus.
05:53
Thank God you did.
05:54
You should have.
05:55
So, yeah.
05:56
So, what was up his butt?
05:57
It was 60 grand or two pounds worth of gold just to avoid paying duty as he went through.
06:04
Duty.
06:05
Duty.
06:05
Duty.
06:07
Extra duty on the duty.
06:08
Duty.
06:09
Duty.
06:09
Duty.
06:09
Duty.
06:09
Duty.
06:09
Duty.
06:09
Duty.
06:10
Duty.
06:11
Duty.
06:11
Duty.
06:11
Duty.
06:11
Duty.
06:12
Duty.
06:12
Duty.
06:13
Duty.
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