Gold Up His Friggin' Butt

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a couple Indian guys who were arrested at an airport, after they were seen walking funny, because they were trying to smuggle gold bars in their butt.

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00:00uh okay not one but two instances today of what's up there friggin butts

00:14now it's time to play what's up there friggin butts

00:21what's up there now with more stuff what the hell is that

00:27but now with double the butts okay so there's two as i said the first one smuggler caught

00:34with something in his backside after customs officers spotted an unusual walk

00:41oh he couldn't handle it at an airport in india a man was traveling on a go air flight from dubai

00:50oh no too much the kenur airport had hidden something inside his own body

00:57he was walking quite awkwardly and that's what got him flagged for a check

01:03are you walking like a duckman i am not you are take a big step

01:07i am not i can't take a big step take a big step in my groin do it i think you've got

01:14oh see i knew it oh no you've got something up your friggin butt

01:22it's gold bars

01:24that's what i thought i'm just gonna go gold

01:26i always go gold every single time it's india

01:29i figured you would and you're correct

01:30yeah

01:31okay let's put a dollar figure on it

01:33how much gold

01:34i want the weight and the price

01:36weight i don't i don't know

01:37weight and price

01:38i don't know anything about

01:39eight ounces

01:41i don't know

01:43uh

01:44eight times two

01:46sixteen thousand bucks

01:49sixteen thousand that's it

01:51you think

01:52is it like eight thousand

01:53you think it's less

01:54less than that

01:55is it more than that

01:56it's

01:57ding

01:58whoa

01:59one hundred thousand

02:00whoa that's a lot

02:01that's a lot of gold

02:02twenty four thousand

02:04fifty

02:05sixty

02:07sixty thousand dollars

02:09sixty grand

02:10sixty thousand worth of

02:11that's what's up his friggin box

02:12how much

02:14how much gold

02:15well no wonder he couldn't walk

02:16no wonder he couldn't walk

02:17yeah

02:18imagine that walk

02:19i could just

02:20see the walk

02:21no

02:22oh my god

02:23oh no

02:24oh no

02:25i know it

02:26i think there's something up his friggin butt

02:27I think there's something up his friggin butt

02:28something up his friggin butt

02:29no no no no no no

02:30what's up your friggin butt

02:31do you have

02:32what's up your friggin butt

02:33There's something must be up.

02:34No, no, no, no.

02:35Come here.

02:36You've got a gold butt.

02:38Garbage.

02:39No.

02:40I am fine.

02:41No, no, no.

02:42That is not just hemorrhoids.

02:43Bend over.

02:44I cannot bend.

02:45I cannot bend.

02:46Bend over.

02:46I cannot bend.

02:47I have a $20 million of gold in my butt.

02:54In your friggin' butt.

02:55In my friggin' butt.

02:57I'm too scared to say it more than once because it's so close to go.

03:00Oh, you're scared.

03:01Yeah, you don't want to say the other one.

03:03You've got to be careful with that word, right?

03:05Yes.

03:06Like a lot of things.

03:06So, yeah, here's the picks.

03:08They, like, melted it down to make it more anal-friendly.

03:11Oh, no.

03:12They always do.

03:13Oh, boy.

03:14Oh, my God.

03:16That was up his friggin' butt.

03:18That was up his friggin' butt.

03:20Three huge dongers and a butt plug.

03:22What I love is, like, they really jammed three, like, too much.

03:26And then they're like, wait, wait, wait.

03:28Tiny little one.

03:28Not one more, please.

03:29Not even one more little bit.

03:31One little tiny bit.

03:31No, no, no.

03:32That is too much.

03:33Just calm down.

03:34Hey, oh, God, no.

03:36These are, like, six inches long each?

03:37Uh, I don't know.

03:38How long?

03:39Like, what are we looking at?

03:41They got greedy.

03:42Yeah, they did.

03:43I can take it.

03:44I can take it.

03:47I can take it.

03:47You want one more?

03:48Put it in.

03:49You want one more?

03:50Give it.

03:51Keep giving it to me.

03:52Okay, go.

03:52Bend over again.

03:54I got lots of room.

03:55One more.

03:56Look at Vic.

03:56Fill in my friggin' butt.

03:58Okay, here we go.

04:00Bend over again.

04:00Yes, I don't even feel it.

04:01I don't even feel it.

04:03I'm going to put one more then.

04:04Yeah, put three.

04:05Give me three.

04:06Give me three.

04:06Put a little one.

04:07Two pounds?

04:07Make a little one and put it on.

04:09Let's go two pounds.

04:10Give it all to me.

04:11Okay, here we go.

04:12Can you walk for me?

04:14Show me how you walk.

04:14You know what?

04:15Walking is a little harder than I thought, though.

04:18Oh, okay.

04:18You just be careful.

04:20I should be okay.

04:22I'm sure you had a face, too.

04:23Like, in pain.

04:26I've had the same face.

04:28I know the exact face.

04:31You got a gold in your butt face.

04:33It's a very worried face.

04:34So, he did it to avoid paying the 18% tax he would have had to pay if he actually declared it.

04:42But his awkward walk gave him away.

04:44But then, they caught another awkward walker.

04:47Same deal?

04:49Same deal.

04:50And he was trafficking 3.2 pounds of gold.

04:54I have an even bigger butt.

04:56So, the guy was probably just like, I would look in his butt first.

05:00Because he's walking very funny.

05:02They say most people try and bring the gold by hiding it in, like, chocolate boxes or purses.

05:07Hardly many try it up their ass.

05:09It was in my chocolate box.

05:17I can take it.

05:19Go ahead.

05:21Oh, that's funny.

05:22Ram it in.

05:23I love them melting it down and being like, we made it nice and smooth for you.

05:30Yeah.

05:30Very nice.

05:33The one last one is the best.

05:35I don't know.

05:36I don't know about it.

05:37So, is this two guys' butts we're looking at here?

05:40Yeah, maybe is it two?

05:41No, this is one.

05:42This is the one guy had up his ass.

05:44Wow.

05:44I don't see how it's possible.

05:46It's crazy.

05:47It's possible.

05:48Yeah.

05:49I took a deuce almost that big.

05:51I almost took a picture of it.

05:53Jesus.

05:53Thank God you did.

05:54You should have.

05:55So, yeah.

05:56So, what was up his butt?

05:57It was 60 grand or two pounds worth of gold just to avoid paying duty as he went through.

06:04Duty.

06:05Duty.

06:07Extra duty on the duty.

06:08Duty.

06:09Duty.

06:10Duty.

06:11Duty.

06:12Duty.

06:13Duty.

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