Little Bastards

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about 'little bastards' after a middle schooler who was arrested in Florida for stabbing his teacher with a thumbtack.

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00:00we're off to fort myers next where a middle schooler there has been arrested a 12 year old

00:09arrested for piercing a teacher's hand with a thumbtack well i mean you can't do that what a

00:16little psycho little bastard huh ow you little bastard i have a story i have to share about

00:23this but if you've had a run-in with a little bastard feel free to reach out 1-855-954-6969

00:29what was your run-in with a little bastard uh 1-855-954-6969 so i forgot to tell you guys this

00:36over the weekend i took jameson out i'm walking down the path there's three kids approaching

00:42two guys i would say they're maybe around this age like 11 12 yeah but um you know two guys

00:51fairly tall one much shorter yeah the shorter one the rowan yeah yeah the shorter one goes

00:58oh isn't that cute but yeah walking your gerbil amazing i love this guy i love this kid i stopped in my

01:08tracks i'm like what did you say oh yeah i'm like listen you little douchebag yeah oh wow no i did i

01:19said that because i was so pissed i'm like listen to a little douchebag yeah he gets into a fight with a

01:24little yes of course he was i'm like what are you three feet tall yeah i'm like i can set this dog

01:29loose he will rip you to shreds right because you're nothing but a little douchebag and his boys

01:34were like his oh burn so he didn't say another word they just turned tail and walked away no they

01:41went right to the police they went right to the police i couldn't believe it i was so offended i'm

01:46like that is kidding me right now you like cover jameson's ears he covers his ears so jameson

01:51doesn't hear this oh my god you're not a gerbil you're not a gerbil amazing he's crawling out

01:58you're a gerbil i will say this though there's nothing crazier than a big big tall man walking

02:05the tiniest of dogs it's crazy it looks smaller because you're six foot five and he weighs eight

02:13pounds he's an 11 pound douchebag who taught him to talk like that to strangers the little son of a

02:18bitch oh man i get him i understand i do i do i do i love this guy i love this guy

02:26felt good didn't it it's mean that's a mean i almost did that where are your parents

02:32he's got issues it's scary what are you doing there walking your gerbil

02:38they flipped out on that kid the same way i flip out on kids on uh video games that's true

02:44the only time i ever had any kind of like real run in there was a kid that lived in this

02:48it lives i don't think he lives there anymore i was getting out of my car one time and i had uh

02:54food yeah and he said out his window he said you fat i was like

03:00see you should have called him a little douchebag i didn't know i was like scared i had my burrito

03:12you had your burrito in your hand too oh no and he had a burrito yeah that's what he said

03:18that's why he said you fat i think that's what prompted him but he was just looking out his

03:22window for a victim i must just be a little bastard that hurt his life i was like you were

03:30i mean kids are mean like that's the thing kids are mean i haven't had any kids be mean to me

03:36yeah that's good thankfully i want them to think i'm okay cool yeah you're a pretty cool person though

03:42what are they gonna make fun of i don't know i'm an awesome dog or sweet car

03:45like what are they yeah i don't know keep looking i don't know what are they gonna rip on you for

03:52yeah out of all of us in the room i think you're all right for me it's like i dropped something like

03:57and then i'm there they're like looking at me bend over picking up my ass is out

04:00they got a whole wealth of material i'm easy pickings yeah more material more material with

04:09some of us i'm the chubby little gazelle in the back i'm a fat guy in tight pants

04:13so uh it's a lot easier yeah it's a lot easier i'm a fat guy in tight pants

04:24i don't know what you want me to say

04:27this guy said that my son was wearing an umbrella hat coming out of a grocery store one day because

04:36it was raining these two 10 11 year olds see my son and go oh he looks challenged and i yell

04:43what the f did you just say and i said maybe look in the mirror you little fat ass and walked

04:48away the kid paled oh hey i just can i just give you a hint i wouldn't let my kid wear a rain hat

04:56a rain hat like an umbrella hat what's wrong with an umbrella i'm not no i'm not because i'd let you

05:02i'd let you i have one i'd let james yes you have one now right now you have an umbrella hat

05:10but i have one somewhere at home i have one what kind show me a picture of this it's like

05:14the headband one with like yes it's a headband and it has like a green red yellow and blue

05:20rainbow you don't wear it there it is there it is let me see you can't wear an umbrella hat out in

05:27public there it is the exact one that's it that's the one why do you have that you have it as a joke

05:33i bought it when i used to go on the rock girl trips i bought it to keep the sun off my head

05:40i'd be busy taking pictures and like doing stuff so i did you wear it there yes on those trips but

05:46you bought it to be funny right you didn't buy it for practically no it's so adult it's a it's a

05:51double thread it's both it's funny and practical exactly one more here this is where we're talking

05:56about you're running with a little bastard uh someone said uh this happened a couple years ago

06:00when guest jeans and shirts were really popular my buddy was in the mall with his girlfriend she was

06:04a bigger girl she had a shirt on one of the guest shirts that just had a question mark on it

06:08little kid came up and said uh about 250 300 oh he's so creative needless to say she never wore

06:16that shirt again no mean little bastard lease he was right on the money he was like one of those

06:24carnival workers he's like one of those carnival workers like a guest your weight

06:29i weighed myself 252 i weighed myself this morning he got me right on the money

06:37i should not have been wearing a guest shirt

06:41250 300 oh man i can't even imagine if someone nailed it dude

06:51how'd you know i don't know i'm pretty good at this you got my numbers kid yeah i can sort of tell

07:01their shape jesus hey parents don't let your kids be little bastards okay there's one thing

07:09we can take away from all this don't well now they'll film their embarrassment of you too with

07:13the snapchat oh man oh that's everywhere they'll uh immortalize you i'm probably on snapchat like

07:19looking up with a burrito crying like hey fatty hey dad

07:22oh no let's hope oh no you hate to see it

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