Peep Show: Italian Pizza Guys Destroy Robber

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a couple of Italian guys who own a pizza place in Texas that had to defend themselves against a potential robber. They didn't need any help from law enforcement or weapons based on the mugshot of the criminal.

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00:00Those Fuggin Italians

00:09I never really thought about this combo before

00:12Okay

00:13So you put some

00:15True Italian guys

00:18Okay, yeah

00:19Running an authentic pizza place

00:21Yeah

00:22In Texas

00:24And you got yourself

00:27Some badass mother effers

00:29Yeah

00:31Got this cool hat

00:33I love your boots

00:35Yeah, these are cool

00:36What is that, Gator?

00:39You look really good

00:41You look intimidating

00:43When a 19 year old guy

00:46Tried to rob them

00:48The other day

00:49They don't welcome

00:51To Piccadilly's

00:53Welcome to Marco's Pizza

00:54Come on in, young buck

00:57I'm Marco

00:58What you got there?

00:59Got a gun

01:00Oh, look at you

01:02Give me all the money

01:03Oh no

01:04Help us

01:06Yeah, come on back here

01:08And get it

01:09We'll show you where the safe is

01:11What's going on?

01:11You got a problem up here?

01:13Yeah, oh look

01:14We're being robbed by this guy

01:17You know, you know

01:18He might not know

01:20He doesn't know

01:21We're in Texas

01:22Yeah, he doesn't know

01:24We don't even have to talk to anybody

01:25To take care of this

01:26We don't even know

01:27You want a pizza now?

01:30Yeah, you want to change your mind?

01:32Time to change it

01:33Extra cheese

01:34Whatever you want

01:34Yeah

01:35Suspect

01:3619-year-old

01:37Richard Curtis

01:38Ah, Richard

01:39Has been charged with aggravated robbery

01:41Can I call you Dick?

01:44I'm gonna

01:45Yeah

01:45He walked into Marco's Pizza

01:49In Austin

01:50About 7 o'clock at night

01:52Approached the owner

01:54I'm gonna see the guy

01:56In the really shiny suit

01:58With the cowboy hat on

01:59Right

01:59That's how he is

02:00The note that he passed the owner said

02:03Don't say

02:05Empty the drawer

02:07That he pointed to a gun

02:10In his waistband

02:11That's cute

02:12That's cute

02:13Well

02:14Hey, Marco

02:15I want you to read this note

02:18Let's see

02:19I'm really scared

02:20I'm really scared

02:21Here, read that note

02:22Oh, let me see here

02:23Take a look

02:24See

02:24This is the guy

02:25Yeah

02:26Yeah

02:26That's a very scary note

02:29Can I?

02:30Let's see

02:30Yeah

02:30Can I do it?

02:31Yeah, you can

02:31And that's when he reached across the counter

02:33Grabbed him by the neck

02:34Put him in a choke hold

02:36And beat the house

02:37They didn't even shoot him

02:38They just beat his ass

02:40In the oven

02:40They were not afraid

02:42Throw him in the pizza

02:43Marco lifted the gun

02:44Out of the guy's waistband

02:45While they were fighting

02:46Yeah

02:46Of course

02:47Marco, I'm going to choke him

02:49And then you just grab his gun

02:51Marco allegedly tried shooting Curtis

02:53But the gun didn't fire

02:54Oh, that's the only thing that saved him

02:55Yeah

02:56So he just pummeled him

02:57With the handle of the gun

02:58Yeah

02:58You're dealing with two guys

03:00That stole the name of a major chain

03:02Oh, wow

03:03They beat the hell out of here

03:04They taught him some stuff about pizza, huh?

03:06They sure did

03:07I've never seen an eyebrow come completely off a person before

03:10Look at that

03:10Look what a pizza cutter can do

03:13Look at that

03:16At one point, the manager grabbed a knife

03:18And asked Curtis if he preferred prison or death

03:21Want to go to prison?

03:25Yeah

03:25I just want to just end here

03:27I feel like

03:28Okay

03:28Be honest

03:29Does that look like they cut his eyebrow off?

03:32It does look like they were like

03:34And I'm keeping this

03:35Eyebrow

03:36Wow

03:36Does it look like they cut his eyebrow?

03:38Eyebrow

03:39You know what I mean?

03:40It's a rubbery

03:41I mean, it's gone

03:42It's gone

03:43I think it's gone

03:44It looks rough cut

03:45Sim, we're not going to do anything crazy

03:47We are just going to beat your forehead and eyebrows

03:50Harder than anything you ever imagined

03:53Oh, I can't wait to do it

03:55All our rage is going to go

03:56I was so scared

03:57Above your eyes

03:58Yeah

03:59Yeah

04:00Oh, man

04:01You got a cute little piercing up there

04:04We're going to smash it in

04:05We'll leave your chin pubes alone

04:07When they asked him if he preferred prison or death

04:11He stopped fighting immediately

04:13And said

04:14Just call the cops

04:16Yeah

04:16Yeah, I don't know if they just called the cops

04:19To be honest

04:20No

04:20We'll get to that

04:21We swear

04:22You know

04:23There's many a movie that's detailed

04:25How that scene played out

04:27Oh, yeah

04:27You know

04:27Do you believe he was sat down in a chair

04:29Right

04:30At one point?

04:30Because I do

04:31Yeah

04:31I think he was sat down in a chair

04:33It was a whole movie scene

04:33Oh, yeah

04:34Yeah

04:35Don't mess with Marco

04:36Yeah

04:37You know, the ear one

04:38It's kind of like the ear scene

04:40Yeah

04:40But except it's his eyebrow

04:42Right

04:42Is what I think

04:43It took his eyebrow

04:44It is gone

04:45You can almost see into his skull

04:47Yeah

04:48It's not good

04:49Now you can't be surprised anymore

04:51Look at the bruising though

04:53All over

04:54Oh, no, no, no

04:54He's been pummeled

04:56Right

04:56What I'm wondering is

04:58You know, he's got a couple piercings

04:59I wonder if he had a piercing up there

05:01And they just grabbed it

05:02And just ripped it away

05:04Oh, that might be

05:05You know

05:06This thing that took everything

05:08Be careful who you try to rob

05:11Yeah

05:11Yeah, I wonder

05:13He just misplayed

05:14Like misplayed the whole thing

05:16Yeah

05:16You know, you think

05:16Okay, Texas

05:17It's not gonna be like real Italian guys

05:20It's probably gonna be

05:21You know

05:22Just restaurant

05:23Just a restaurant dudes

05:25Or whatever

05:25I feel like anything in Texas

05:28Is extra scary

05:28To break into

05:29Oh, it is

05:30I mean, they're

05:31They

05:31They are armed

05:33Yeah

05:34That's what's shocking to me

05:35About this story

05:36Is they just were like

05:37They're like

05:37You're not even worth our guns

05:39Yeah

05:39Right

05:39We're just

05:40We will

05:41We will do this with our hands

05:42We're gonna enjoy this

05:43We're gonna enjoy this

05:46No

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