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Peep Show: Old Guy Robs to Look Cool
Beasley Digital
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4/23/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an older strawberry farmer in Japan who was arrested for robbing people. He wanted to look cool and buy sushi for people, but needed to steal in order to get the money.
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it sucks to be old
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a 71 year old japanese man who just wanted to look cool
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turns out robs 63 houses to do that oh that's so many what am i what am i looking for in there
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he's trying to get caught right i guess he was trying to live a life he couldn't afford oh
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i have to make a copy
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what do i do over the past year or so uh there was a very generous older guy in the area of kitakishu
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71 year old kazu nori inagaki he would go out to expensive sushi restaurants or bars and announce
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i'm picking up the tab for everybody oh it's on me tonight
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damn bursts of generosity would sometimes cost him
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over 300 000 yen damn okay i'll be right hold on i'll be right back
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where are you going i'm going to go rob a priest
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kazu nori i'll be right back
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that's almost two grand american but that is a bad habit yeah it's a real
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you do it to be like a cool guy cool guy
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no the thing about being cool in that moment like everyone i think is like that's awesome that
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guy's pretty off but that's it you never think about it again like hanging out with you or that's
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what i don't think anybody who ever does that really understands unless like they're a hardcore
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celebrity or something i guess like because they'll be like remember that person forever
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yes but they're gonna get the drink be like that was cool and then immediately forget all about the
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yeah totally forget with such a penchant for exuberant extravagance you might expect him to
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be a banker or you know a showbiz star however just a strawberry farmer even owned just a tiny
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compact car with a license plate that read as ichi goya-san which means strawberry farmer okay
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that's just such a specific berry it really can't even branch out and do other berries no
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and how big is this field i don't know i don't know what he ended up doing to supplement his
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income so he could go on these spending sprees was spend a lot of time robbing people and not just in
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f-u-k-u-o-k-a uh-huh that case right yeah investigators say uh between one year he broke into 63 homes
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with a total haul from the burglaries coming out to 9.3 million yen damn he would primarily break
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into places during the day when the owners would be out tending to their fields he would steal cash
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gift certificates and anything else that he could then convert to cash and resell i think that his
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this guy goes one shot too many and when he gets there yeah he's a good drink for everybody oh i did it
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the game no no no no why did you do that i didn't do that you are strawberry farmer i am a simple
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strawberry farmer why you got to try to be so cool everybody think i'm cool but just only for one day
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i have to rob a house again good luck just don't stop doing that
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that is such a weird thing to get addicted to paying for people's stuff he liked that rockstar
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feeling yeah yeah like people maybe they'd lift him up on his shoulders and parade him through the
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restaurant yeah like i don't i doubt that ever happened ever ever like not even close like somebody
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was probably like thank you yeah exactly thanks dog you're welcome that's it that's all he got
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so finally after a year of doing this the cops are on to him uh after some evidence turned up when he
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broke into a 91 year old's house during questioning he said that when he started his crime spree it was
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because he felt like he didn't have enough money to be impressive to anyone but when he started to
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eat at fancy sushi restaurants and bars and had nice dinners and wanted to pay for everything he
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realized he realized he looked so cool you like that you like that lifestyle i looked so cool
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he like went home and practiced and stuff in front of the mirror yeah like rounds on the house
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played like some clapping and stuff right sound effects yeah that's expensive to do
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that's a bad addiction yeah paying for people stuff yeah like i feel like you have to be
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just so rich to do something like that because you have no idea what people have ordered if it's a bar
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full of people too like a hundred people drinking at like maybe on average eighty to a hundred dollars
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themselves yeah like i'm sure he did it and then he was like oh god
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and he was like so how much is the thing you're like a dissimilar oh my god 30 000 yen there you go
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cool guy i am not as cool as you think he's like putting on gloves and he's got all black on he pulls
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down where are you going i have to go see a man about the horse but also it seems like he hit all the
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other people with fields so that's where he lives i know that's what i'm saying he should have robbed
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himself at some point oh and then thrown them make it look yeah they're like well authorities
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72 farmers in this area 71 of them have been robbed exactly after a while you're like why hasn't
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he been right nobody's hitting the strawberry farm yeah he's the guy who buys everybody's stuff
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you know like you'd think someone would have robbed him right they got onto him after a while
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probably a year it took him a year though a long time
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