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Ass Ripped Off
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an old man who was run over while sunbathing on a beach and try to figure out exactly what happened.
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00:00
it sucks to be old it especially sucks to be this guy after an Indian Shores police officer
00:20
drove over an elderly man lying on the beach
00:24
definite snaps Vanellas County Sheriff's deputies are now investigating I definitely heard a pop
00:34
I was laying here and they had made me into a sand mermaid
00:39
and he ran right over me you think he was so pale yes he just became yes that's exactly what I think
00:48
he was as white as the white sand the sand's wearing a hat yeah it just looked like a hat
00:55
lying there a Hawaiian shirt oh man 66 year old William Cozaris was taken to Bayfront Health
01:04
with serious but thankfully non-life-threatening injuries about 6 p.m 27 year old officer
01:12
Natasha Heineman was driving her marked police cruiser onto the beach from 193rd Avenue
01:19
they let a woman drive
01:21
she had started her beach patrol she was driving along the sand when she felt a bump
01:30
oh boy that was something
01:32
that bump was the left tires of her car driving over the old guy's hips
01:39
my hips oh his hips oh my god right over his johnson right yeah right she squished his old
01:46
dong and your monster chucked my genitals oh that's one of the worst places for an old man
01:51
I would say to get hit right did he break his hips they don't say they say serious but non-life
01:57
threatening injuries is all they say listen come on I mean if I threw a baseball at an old man's hips
02:03
yeah they just shatter it's like glass so yeah an suv running over them oh it's crazy
02:12
he's got to not be laying there all predator style mixing in with the environment I know he's just
02:19
enjoying he probably hasn't left the house in weeks he was just lying on the beach I like this idea
02:25
soak it up I like this idea every once in a while run someone over on a beach
02:29
or the jeep yeah and then you know maybe some people stay away
02:34
he's got to be clearly marked you're a person there
02:37
you gotta like a bright beach towel or something you need something you can't just go as an old
02:42
man a shirtless old man and wearing tan swim trunks or something yeah you'll blend right in you'll
02:47
blend right in but it's not his fault really no it's not it's the person that ran him over
02:52
sure I don't want to play on the old man dark out or anything no it was 6 p.m jesus so the officer
03:00
she gave aid to this old guy who was apparently hollering until paramedics came uh they say speed
03:09
or impairment weren't a factor but they are looking into the incident you can't just drive on a beach
03:15
though and not think that you're gonna not pay attention and not run someone over but was the
03:21
only way I see it happening was the beach closed okay because I was trying to think if like no one
03:27
was supposed to be on the beach and she's just like oh I'm just driving making sure no one's on here
03:32
and then turns out there's a sandy man that is sandy man yeah you know mixed in with the beach
03:38
beautiful flesh tone trunks I think that guys I honestly think he was a pale old man
03:44
he was he just blended in did he what if it was a nude beach oh they don't mention that
03:50
and then he really blended oh my god yeah you can't be nude oh I hope it wasn't a nude an old man
03:56
nude on the beach there's a real chance of it there's a real chance of it ass in the air
03:59
yeah I'll say this I would rather be ass in the air when I'm run over than junk up oh yeah oh yeah
04:11
you're right yeah I'd rather be that might have been the only thing that saved is junk maybe he was
04:16
ass up I'm sunning my buns at six yeah yeah little chance to get sunburn at six yeah they say he was
04:25
sunbathing yeah he knew he was sunbathing but I bet he was nude or he had just a man thong
04:32
possible man thong enthusiast could be old timers like that yeah sunbathing in a man thong is dangerous
04:38
business guys right that's why I like to live on the edge if you know going to the beach a lot
04:43
the older you get the less you seem to worry about what people think of you yeah you don't like tan
04:48
lines you want it to be as small as a lot of old guys in speedos yeah that's so crazy
04:54
oh someone we have an insider tip okay uh actually amazingly no broken bones no internal bleeding but
05:03
flesh ripped from muscle ow so a long recovery so it just it grabbed his skin and ripped ripped it
05:10
off yeah ripped his ass off you ripped my ass ripped his ass off guys
05:15
if it's the front and it was all ripped off my dong off
05:28
what I hope that that's not what they mean
05:32
obliterated my chances I hope not 66 you still probably need it oh my god down there of course
05:41
you do down there a 66 year old guy slaying it in the villages slaying it and if his tan would have
05:49
just came in first I know they would have been able to see him yeah he turned white as a ghost in
05:55
those times that the beaches were closed yeah he's like one of those fish that like get to the bottom
06:00
and they mix in like an octopus yeah oh that's so well we wish him well yes yeah whatever was ripped
06:07
if his ass was ripped from him or his dong whatever he's missing now whatever he's missing
06:12
whatever is no longer with him we hope they're able to rebuild that old man somehow
06:16
yeah
06:17
yeah
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