Old Man Lifting

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how when Dave fell down the stairs this weekend while moving furniture, his son tried to help him up as if we was an elderly person struggling to stand.

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00:00how you doing i'm yeah rocking out there david jack the freak thanks for being with us on this

00:07monday the 9th of november i um i had a fairly good weekend except for falling down the stairs

00:17down the stairs that sucks yeah okay yeah i really hurt my knees oh man i landed on my knees

00:25how many steps lucky you didn't break anything four steps i'm very lucky four steps i fell four

00:31steps like i propelled straight out i mean i know how you landed on my knees the good news is you're

00:36not going to die of a heart attack well let's hope i mean no because you're going to fall and kill

00:41yourself i'm guessing you fell quietly i know right could you imagine how loud that was that fall my

00:46god so it was you know amber's going through this phase right now where we just started with a new

00:52couch and apparently the whole house has to change the new nest so yeah something new gotta

00:57move these chairs to that room gotta move this to there gotta like so aiden and i are basically

01:02we've become full-time movers lifting heavy things and moving them all over the house and then she

01:09decides you may not like it there so we're gonna take it back um so that's always fun i love that

01:15yeah we're good there so we're walking something down the stairs oh no yeah aiden is first he's

01:24walking backwards i'm i'm carrying it like this he went just too fast he took the last four steps

01:30like super speed yeah oh my god pulled me off the stairs oh man and i went flying oh no i was

01:40airborne for a couple seconds i feel like and then landed on my two knees because i'm sure

01:46on hardwood it hurts just hearing about it on hardwood yeah it's super dave yeah oh dave

01:54looking to fly through the air you know it's crazy too because the dad isn't supposed to be the one

01:59that falls no and then he's like he's like holding me you know how you lift an old person up like you

02:05go behind them yeah and lift him up under their arms he's trying to get me i'm like get off of me

02:09he's just trying to help i'm not that old i can get up well that's one of the first signs when the

02:16people start running to you it's like an old man lifting me they don't they don't just laugh

02:21what happened i honestly my whole life black before my eyes because i'm like what i just landed on my

02:27knees oh my god he's dead my son's an old man lifting me i'm not that old yet for god's sakes

02:33that's hilarious that the lift was like yeah you gotta be like don't let me like this for god's

02:38sakes let me like a man i'm gonna try i'm gonna try and lift you but i don't want to hurt you at

02:42the same time oh what a bad wow it was horrible wow to land on both your knees just makes me want to

02:50go to the hospital right now no you don't like i'm actually i can walk a little bit better today

02:56but yesterday i was like oh oh oh oh you're good listen listen it's good it's good to know that

03:05you can take a fall like that because eventually your legs are just gonna shatter if that happens

03:10honestly i'm like your hips are just gonna explode sideways so you're good you should be like you know

03:17what yeah i flew down four stairs i landed on both of my knees i got right back up with some old man

03:24assistance do the dead man lifting do the dead man lift that is the behind lift is like an elderly

03:30lift that's how you get him in the shower and stuff exactly i don't even know where he got that from

03:36he's just taking me to the bat off of me he's taking me to the bat made me so angry that's what

03:41made me the most angry get off of me i gotta just give me a minute so yeah i fell down four stairs but

03:46thankfully did not chatter my kneecaps or break my hip you're good man that's good news this is a great

03:51story yeah even though i was old man deadlifted i uh yeah i made it out okay i've also learned that

03:56if dave ever falls and i'm around i will not try to help

03:58just ask yeah yeah you struggle oh it's slippery on the ice on day just here help me up like a man

04:07i'll give you my hand like i'm gonna help you bro yeah that's it you gotta grab on it not like elderly

04:13that's the one you gotta do that okay yeah that's not like take my hand i'll save you yeah

04:19i'm bringing you to the tub yeah right exactly not like a nurse aide helps you like you're helping

04:25your football teammate up off the ground

04:27to take a dump

04:31a tiny hand is all i need

04:33a tiny hand is all i need

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