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Peep Show: Nude Lap Dance For Old Men
Beasley Digital
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4/22/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who walked into a home, stripped nude and gave some old guys some lap dances!
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A Florida woman arrested yesterday after police say she walked into a Citrus County home and got nude
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before hugging and sitting on multiple people, including several senior citizens.
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Hey, well, well, this is a change of pace.
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I love this new activity.
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35-year-old Heather Cruz of Donnellan walked into the Citrus County home through a side door.
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Once inside, she got naked and exposed her genitalia.
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Hi.
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Then she grabbed and hugged the homeowner.
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When she was told to stop, she sat on the lap of two senior citizens while naked.
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She's fine. Leave her alone.
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Best party ever.
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Two old guys.
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I love this place.
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Just two old guys having the time of their life.
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Well, maybe.
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Me, well, I doubt it.
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We'll see.
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We'll see.
01:04
We'll see.
01:05
She asked how they liked it.
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I loved it.
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I find it quite pleasant.
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Still nude, she grabbed one of their testicles.
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Oh, the good one.
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It's not bad.
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Hey, little tight.
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And then made some sexual remarks.
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I wish I could.
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You're barking up the right tree.
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I love you're barking up the right tree.
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When the cops arrived, she was ordered to put on a shirt.
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I guess she didn't need pants.
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So they called the police.
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Yeah.
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Well, no.
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The homeowners did, not the seniors.
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Yeah, no.
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They were fine.
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She was handcuffed and placed in the rear of a patrol car.
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I don't press any charges.
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When officers attempted to close the door, she kicked a cop in the chest.
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Oh, she's feisty.
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My girlfriend's feisty.
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Our girlfriend is feisty.
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We're in a throuple.
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That's our woman.
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We both date the same incredible woman.
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Just now.
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We'll get you out of jail.
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Just wait for you.
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Don't cause any trouble in there.
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Well, what do you think then?
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I didn't put this up.
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I'll tweet out her mugshot so you can see.
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I'm sure it's not great.
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I'm sure it's not great, but even I was thinking throughout this whole story that
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even a 35-year-old woman, if she's not the greatest, is still great to someone who's older.
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Well, if I'm 80, say I'm 85, and a girl who's 34 but looks 52, or even looks 60, I
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still think she's a looker.
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Sure.
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Yeah.
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So, but.
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So are we doing a hot or not through their eyes?
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Let's do it.
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Hot or not through their old guy.
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I don't know.
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Elderly hot or not.
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What do you think she was?
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Old guys?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Let me get my calculator out.
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Dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee.
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Big buttons.
03:08
So they were 65?
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Is that how old the guys are?
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No, no.
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They were over 65.
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Over 65.
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That's the only thing they'll say.
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So super old.
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Okay.
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Hopefully no bones were broke.
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Only one.
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Only this one.
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Smokin' hot 10.
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Had to pop that pill quick.
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First old guy gave her a smokin' hot 10.
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Second old guy?
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Smokin' hot 10.
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Yeah, a smokin' hot 10.
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Smokin' hot 10.
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He's right on the money.
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I'll add one.
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11.
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11?
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Turn her up to 11.
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This broad was dynamite.
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He's a rockin' roller.
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That's right.
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Well, I'm gonna tweet this out.
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Twitter.com slash Dave and Chuck.
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Are these old guys right or not?
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There she is.
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Hot!
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Yes.
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You know what?
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No, but you don't.
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For them?
03:52
For them?
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For them?
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Listen, for them?
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I mean, not bad at all.
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No.
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Not bad at...
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So I thought when I first read the story, so much worse.
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And then I saw the mugshot and I was like, wow.
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Yeah, like...
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That's like Kate Beckinsale to them.
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Kate Beckinsale gave them a nude lap dance.
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Yeah.
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The chick from Underworld wrote me today.
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Twitter.com slash Dave and Chuck.
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I just tweeted it out so you can see this woman we're talking about.
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But that, honestly, way better than I expected.
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Brought my wiener back to life today.
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Unreal.
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I heard of Christmas miracles before, but never a Thanksgiving miracle.
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It was incredible.
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I knew exactly what to give thanks for.
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Going right to church.
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Yeah, I wonder which one she grabbed the testicles of.
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Oh.
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The happiest one.
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Look at the smile on his face.
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Look at it.
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Poor muscles.
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I can't erase it.
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Quite a night in that household, I will say, I'm sure.
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But, yeah, she is behind bars this morning.
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I just wonder, like, what?
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I mean, obviously it's drugs.
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I would assume.
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Oh, yeah.
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I would assume.
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She doesn't look, I mean, she doesn't really look like she's a complete mess.
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Not yet.
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Not yet, but I think she's on her way.
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I think she's on her way.
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She's in the beginning.
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But to walk into a stranger's home, strip nude, and give two seniors lap dances.
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Oh, man.
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But then she got violent with the cops, too, so.
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Well, because, you know, they were trying to take her away from a good time.
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Right.
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So she needed to kick him in the chest.
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I'd kick you in the chest, too, if I could.
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Leave her alone.
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If I could get up.
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She's not done anything wrong except for all those things you told her she did wrong.
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Oh, can't we just let her off the hook?
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I invite her in.
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Come on in.
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I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges that have been pressed against her.
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But the cops thought differently.
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I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:44
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:45
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:46
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:47
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:48
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:49
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:50
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:51
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:52
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:53
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:54
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:55
I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
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