Muff Punting Mom

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 45-year-old woman who got into an physical altercation with her mom after she wanted something other than chicken nuggets for dinner.

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00:00listen if you're in your mid 40s and you're living with your mom which i am be thankful

00:11be thankful she's making you dinner oh i'd be thrilled right are you kidding

00:17this bitch uh-huh from barefoot bay florida was arrested after she got into a physical

00:24altercation with her mother over what she was making her for dinner yeah that ain't right

00:30not at all deputies were dispatched to sapodilla drive where the mother said she was in an argument

00:37with her 45 year old daughter later identified as this bitch don saint pierre oh yeah she's got

00:47like a weird evil villain like a mischief don't think clear she who that was did not want chicken

00:57nuggets and her mom said too bad that's what i'm making oh okay that's when miss saint pierre started

01:05to become physically aggressive and proceeded to hit bite and kick her mother

01:10then as the mother fell to the ground she kicked her in the vag that's a

01:18exclamation point gave her a little muff punt there

01:23you're imagine muff punting mom i don't want to imagine doing that to my mom you're a horrible

01:31human being though yes you're a horrible human being that tells me once i know you've kicked your

01:36mom in the badge that's all i need to know about you well you might want to know about my mom first

01:41the lovely nugget making mom who's letting you live with her in your mid 40s i get it in that case

01:49i'm sure she's not the the best but still doesn't deserve that right sometime during the physical

01:55struggle miss saint pierre also bit her mom on the right breast jesus attacked all of her genitals

02:02oh my god an independent witness confirmed the allegations well there was someone else in the

02:08house yeah do you know what i would do for a bam bam right in the glam oh oh jesus i will say

02:16if a 60 year old um mom of mine was gonna make me dinner i would hope for more than chicken nuggets

02:27nuggets because i can make those be thankful you're getting anything i'm just saying i'm like

02:33oh you're such a pain in the ass chuck

02:34i'm just saying that right now in the tit too right are you that guy bite her in the breast and

02:42then kick her in the vag i'm like i can make nuggets mom you're expecting more no i'm just saying

02:48like when when i heard that you know when you're telling the story and it was this this older woman

02:53is making food for someone i was like oh this is going to be good and then it was like chicken

02:57nuggets it's like oh yeah everybody can do better anyone can do that i can't just be thankful for

03:04what you got i'm living with your mom the cheese cookies for you at all you kick your ass out is what

03:10i should do i don't know why i'm playing the role of mom right now step up your game mom

03:15let me see if this woman has yeah beef stroganoff or nothing exactly i'll take some hamburger helper

03:20that's not her is it where i can't see we can't we can't is that her uh yeah that might be her yeah

03:28okay well she's a singer oh yeah this is totally her

03:31she believes in freedom it says that she is a singer songwriter at bmi

03:39come on bmi bmi the record label she's signed she's a liar she's signed there's no way

03:48find it she's a liar she's a liar she lives with her mom well that's the only way she's eating

03:55musical artist right uh is this the sound of a vag kicker yeah that says malibu not not barefoot bay

04:06well that's where she lives now this said bear she didn't live in malibu you know how much money

04:12it costs live in malibu that's why she's listed as a flamp or whatever

04:17oh my god this is my new jam okay i'm so afraid

04:36i can't get you off my mind

04:39crack and cook

04:41crack and cook

04:42does it say i can cook

04:45crack and cook

04:47i'll kick you in the tits

04:50i'll bite your tits

04:51i'll kick you in the bits

04:53i'll bite your tits

04:55kick you in the bits

04:56don't make me nuggets bitch

04:58she's on um

05:00instagram she only has one post

05:02mugshot comes right up the second you search for it that's got to be oh it looks like her it looks

05:07like her she's just falling on hard time she's moved in with mom

05:12and boom but so she has one post on instagram and it's just of her and her mom and it's happy

05:17mother's day to all the amazing angels yeah and so she's like obsessed with her mom

05:24but then kicks her and bites her and biting right on the tits

05:28what's wrong with her

05:32so many things lisa wow so many things

05:35wow

05:37wow

05:38wow

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