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Side Piece Exposed
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about people who have had their affair exposed by their 'side piece' and one of the stories involves a dude who was stuck in the hospital.
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00:00
How did your side piece bust you?
00:06
1-855-954-6969
00:09
This one, my brother got busted because his mistress was writing him love notes.
00:15
Her husband found the notes she had been writing and called my brother's wife.
00:21
What is this, the 20s?
00:23
You can't write love notes to people if you're having an affair.
00:26
My dearest whore on the side.
00:28
Let me put this to quill and ink and a scroll.
00:36
Send it in a raven.
00:40
I'd like to craft you a little love letter.
00:42
It was but a fortnight ago we engaged in what I like to call the back door.
00:49
Satan's alley.
00:52
And I thank you for these times.
00:54
And I look forward to our next rendezvous.
00:58
It's weird.
01:01
It's just because it's...
01:02
With a seal.
01:03
Yeah.
01:03
I like wax.
01:07
There you are.
01:08
It's addressed to my side whore.
01:11
Thank you so much.
01:13
All in calligraphy.
01:14
Side whore.
01:16
Big piece of paper.
01:17
Here you are.
01:19
A love letter for you.
01:21
Thinking about you.
01:22
You bow when you hand it to her.
01:24
Since...
01:24
Good day, madame.
01:26
Our meeting in that quaint little motel.
01:30
Yes.
01:31
Shall never forget it.
01:34
This one.
01:35
My boss...
01:36
My boss was dating a guy for a while and they decided to get married.
01:40
A few months later he got meningitis and was in the hospital.
01:42
His new wife, my boss, answered his cell phone and the girlfriend said,
01:47
Who's this?
01:48
She said, I'm his wife.
01:50
Who's this?
01:50
She said, I'm his girlfriend.
01:53
They talked and his wife told the girlfriend everything.
01:57
And they took all his stuff in a truck.
02:01
While he had meningitis.
02:02
While he had meningitis.
02:05
That's karma.
02:06
Don't get deadly ill when you have a side piece.
02:09
You can't man your phone.
02:12
I think a lot of them get busted in hotel...
02:14
Or not hotel, but hospital situations.
02:16
Yeah.
02:17
Oh, yeah.
02:17
Like when they're...
02:18
Some of these chicks are worried about some guy, you know?
02:21
Yeah, they find out you get in a car accident or something.
02:23
Yeah.
02:23
And you can't get to your phone.
02:25
Yeah.
02:26
Yep.
02:26
Don't!
02:27
You're in like a full body cast.
02:29
You just...
02:37
Your fingers are trying to get your phone.
02:39
It's just out of reach.
02:40
No!
02:41
No!
02:42
You break the cast.
02:45
No!
02:48
That's all the only expression is the heart monitor.
02:51
Yeah.
02:52
Exactly.
02:54
Oh, well.
02:55
The nurse is like, you cannot use your phone.
02:58
Like, give me the phone.
02:59
Trying to call the nurse frantically.
03:01
Oh, yeah.
03:01
There's no way that...
03:03
What do you do?
03:06
You're busted.
03:07
You're totally busted.
03:08
Somebody!
03:09
Somebody!
03:09
Get my phone!
03:12
Get home!
03:12
Get home!
03:12
Get home!
03:12
Get home!
03:13
Get home!
03:14
What?
03:15
What?
03:16
My phone!
03:17
Oh, God!
03:18
You don't have a mistress, do you?
03:20
I do.
03:20
I got a mistress.
03:21
You got a mistress?
03:22
Of course!
03:23
Oh, no.
03:23
We're both got a mistress.
03:25
We're both headed this way.
03:26
Try to...
03:27
Try to kick...
03:27
I'll telegram your phone!
03:29
Okay!
03:29
You grab my phone!
03:31
Okay, I got this!
03:31
I'm gonna kick it over to you!
03:34
Oh, no.
03:34
I can't do it.
03:35
Oh, every bone's broken.
03:38
Oh.
03:39
My heart's really pounding.
03:43
Just try and shoot me in here.
03:46
Oh, my God.
03:47
I can hear her.
03:48
That's her walking here.
03:49
Oh, yeah.
03:50
Oh.
03:51
Somebody help him!
03:53
Help him!
03:53
It's better I just died.
03:55
Oh, he was wandering around.
03:56
It's better I die.
03:57
Oh, he's gone.
03:59
He's my roommate.
04:05
I do have two critically injured.
04:06
Yeah, I do.
04:08
Help me!
04:09
You help me!
04:10
I help you!
04:11
Side piece!
04:14
Side piece!
04:15
Side piece!
04:16
It's your last word.
04:18
I'm trying to write it with a pen in my mouth.
04:21
Side piece!
04:21
S-I-E-P-
04:24
The nurse writes it on the board.
04:26
Side piece!
04:27
It's your team now.
04:29
That's all she wrote.
04:30
It should have been such a whore.
04:33
How did your side piece bust you?
04:36
What did they do to expose your affair with them?
04:40
Someone said,
04:41
Our preacher got busted by three women during a church service.
04:48
Oh Lord
04:50
Let us all rise
04:56
Oh
04:57
Oh boy
04:59
What in the Christ
05:01
This uh
05:03
Sermon today comes from
05:06
Wait a second
05:07
Philippians 21
05:09
You with that help
05:11
Oh my god
05:12
Oh my gentle Jesus
05:14
Oh no
05:17
There's not enough of me
05:18
We need like five more whores
05:21
Not enough of me
05:23
I have to cut this sermon short
05:25
Due to my cheating
05:27
God said do not cheat
05:31
Please rise
05:32
And block these whores from coming up to the pulpit
05:35
What a great day in church though for everyone else
05:37
That's what I was thinking
05:38
That would be the day to be at church
05:40
That would be amazing to watch
05:43
I do think that it happens more
05:46
In like those churches where the priests are allowed to get together with people
05:48
You know
05:49
But how do you deal with that in front of your congregation
05:52
Like what do you say to them
05:53
Who have such a high lofty opinion of you
05:56
Yeah
05:57
Do you just like shuffle off out the side
06:00
Grab a cane
06:04
It'd be an awkward one
06:08
It'd be hilarious if they said
06:09
Well
06:09
Jesus
06:10
Now's a good time
06:16
To help you out
06:16
Hehehehe
06:17
Heheheh
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