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Tongue Injury
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who bit her boyfriends tongue off in an argument and the show recreates how hard it would be for him to talk.
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00:00
All right, off to Grand Rapids now,
00:10
where a story about a woman losing her mind on her boyfriend.
00:14
She took it a little too far.
00:15
Aaron Hallowell just wanted to kiss and make up.
00:17
His girlfriend had other ideas, though.
00:20
She bit part of his tongue off during a fight in their Northwest Grand Rapids apartment.
00:26
The 29-year-old woman is charged with a 10-year felony of mayhem.
00:32
It's like the Canadian charge of mischief.
00:34
It's even more.
00:35
But worse.
00:36
Mayhem.
00:37
I've never even heard of it.
00:39
It's not clear how much of his tongue was bitten off in the fight.
00:43
During the hearing, however, a prosecutor showed him a photo,
00:46
apparently taken by police investigating it,
00:48
in which he's holding a piece of his tongue in his hand.
00:51
That piece could not be reattached.
00:54
Jesus.
00:54
When are we going to be thucky right now?
00:57
He was able to speak fairly well.
01:00
At the court hearing.
01:03
Sir, can you describe what happened on that night?
01:06
I'm not really keen on talking about it, but let me tell you.
01:14
We're in a fight.
01:15
Next thing I know,
01:17
that my tongue bit off and that I'm holding a piece of my tongue in my hand.
01:23
And, well, I'm really glad I can actually still talk,
01:28
but it's not, it couldn't be reattached.
01:33
So, there's a few different sounds I can make anymore.
01:38
So there's definite long-term impact then on your speech.
01:41
I'm pretty sure I'm never going to have sex again.
01:44
Really?
01:44
And why would you believe that, sir?
01:46
Oh, well, because, uh, listen to me.
01:50
Um, that's how I sound now.
01:54
And also my, um,
01:57
Funderwingers game
01:58
has taken a real, real hit.
02:03
You know what I'm...
02:04
I'm sorry, just to clarify,
02:05
you no longer believe you'll be able to...
02:07
I can't go down on a chick at all.
02:11
I mean, honestly...
02:12
Even with, not with that tongue nubbing?
02:14
That's all I got is the tongue nubbing.
02:17
I mean, it's, um...
02:18
Excuse me, no, he cannot.
02:22
Expert testimony here from a, uh,
02:24
woman on the end of the funneling.
02:26
A tongue nubbing.
02:27
They just get, they get, like, an ex,
02:28
like a woman, a funnelingus expert.
02:31
She's like,
02:31
Your Honor, this tongue is completely useless
02:34
to, uh, to a slitterist.
02:40
There's not, I mean,
02:41
it's not going to do anything.
02:43
I didn't say that.
02:44
An expected...
02:45
That's not a selling point.
02:47
A tongue.
02:48
No, all right, daddy.
02:49
Pop no panty doll.
02:50
Listen.
02:51
Listen.
02:52
I'm gonna...
02:53
Listen.
02:53
Lay down,
02:56
cause I'm gonna...
02:57
I'm gonna go down now.
03:00
I'm gonna blow your mind.
03:03
Let me...
03:03
Let me know if you feel anything.
03:09
Okay?
03:09
Oh, boy.
03:11
Here we go.
03:13
There'd be no action to it either.
03:16
It would just be sort of like...
03:17
Oh, my God.
03:20
Oh, that is...
03:21
So, you said, I was like,
03:22
No!
03:24
No, he can't.
03:24
Back to the testimony.
03:25
There's also some words or things you can no longer do.
03:28
I'm still fingering now.
03:30
What I can tell.
03:31
What I can't.
03:32
I'm sorry.
03:33
Turn down.
03:34
I can't whistle anytime.
03:35
Don't worry, you too.
03:36
Can you whistle?
03:39
Yeah.
03:40
Whistling's fine.
03:41
But, um...
03:42
But it's more about talking.
03:44
You know?
03:45
If whistling got weighties,
03:47
I would be fine.
03:48
But, um...
03:49
Chicks hate whistles.
03:51
So, uh...
03:52
What they like is kind of wingus
03:55
and also a guy who talks normal.
03:59
So, uh...
04:01
Both of those is not me.
04:03
And we understand you're confined to eating just soft foods now.
04:07
Well, until the...
04:08
Until my tongue heals,
04:10
it's really hard
04:11
because everything I put in my mouth really hurts really bad.
04:15
I got my tongue bit off.
04:16
You know what I'm saying?
04:17
No, I absolutely...
04:19
I understand.
04:19
That's very clear.
04:21
What kind of soft foods are you enjoying?
04:24
Pudding by now.
04:25
Pudding.
04:25
I plan on becoming about 800 pounds now because...
04:31
Well, you can't eat an ice cream cone.
04:33
Not the cone,
04:34
but I can eat the ice cream.
04:37
I can't wick it, though.
04:40
What can't you do?
04:41
I can't wick it.
04:43
I got to just sort of chomp on it with my whips.
04:48
That's messy.
04:50
Super messy.
04:51
It gets a real dwippy
04:52
because I can't get any of the dwips.
04:55
You know?
04:56
Oh, you can't lick up anything on your face, right?
04:59
Can't I get the dwips on the cone,
05:00
you know, when it's starting to melt?
05:02
Yeah.
05:02
And you got to get the bottom?
05:03
Yeah.
05:03
Yeah, that's not for me.
05:05
And I can sometimes...
05:07
I guess I have to put my bottom lip on it.
05:12
Wife is different.
05:13
Life has really changed for you, sir.
05:14
Wife is really sucking, guys.
05:17
So you believe she should serve the full 10 years behind bars
05:20
for what she did to you?
05:21
Yeah.
05:22
Yeah.
05:23
Yes.
05:23
I think we should put her to death.
05:25
Oh.
05:26
I'm never going to have sex again.
05:30
She deserves to die.
05:31
Well, I'm sure you'll find someone.
05:34
I wish you the best.
05:35
Yeah, I should be able to find a nice girl
05:38
who talks exactly like me.
05:40
That's what I want.
05:43
You know, I was normal two weeks ago, right?
05:47
So, um, not really what I was looking forward to in life.
05:53
I understand, sir.
05:54
Thanks for your time.
05:56
All right.
05:57
See you later.
05:57
See you later.
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